Well, why? Why are Americans so paranoid and obsessed with conspiracy theories?

they're pushing the Area 51 psyop to try to make the proof that there's a criminal cartel of globalist pedophile jews sound like another "kooky conspiracy"
the Mossad's jew Epstein got footage of politicians and businessmen snorting coke, raping kids and probably got posed with dead bodies so he could blackmail them into serving Israel like a good goy or the footage would come out. That's fact, it's not theory.

telling you that you would have a camera installed in your ass was a theory and yet here we are lens shitter.

science is a conspiracy between scientists.

But it's not, you're just too dumb to understand how science works

It literally is
>Conspire 2: to act in harmony toward a common end
you're just too dumb to understand how science works

>millions of scientists around the world are conspiring and making things up
You are a brainlet. Let me guess, you think the world is flat and that da evul scientists are in on denying it?

>fun fact: a theory is a proven hypothesis.

yep and there are conspiracy theories that have been proven correct, see video for just a couple of examples:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bh9r1LY9jCI

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>millions of scientists around the world are conspiring and making things up
you can be a part of something without even being aware or entirely complicit

I never said anything about making things up you absolute retard.
You're just too dumb to understand how the English language works.

You can't lie about experiments and data. Eventually someone will replicate your experiment and will know you're full of shit.

unless the experiment requires millions of dollars worth of equipment and only certain people have access to it.

Because our government lies to everyone.
Everyone.

"all it takes is to look at history to find conspiracies that were actually true..."

even "ted" has had panels about this although adapted to their regular schmuck audience

6:00

youtube.com/watch?v=zlvS-GrA00I

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Good thing that's there's dozens of countries with enough money to make big particle accelerators and have space programs

every gobernment has to do this at some point, multiply this bby all the countries in the world and you got conspiracies.

That's a bad justification for believing in nonsense just because the government has lied before.

Because RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION

That's also a conspiracy theory

What about the Russia and the totally legit moonlanding?