Any Jow Forumslacks care to guess as to the nature of the """"glitch""""

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7246895/India-aborts-moon-mission-launch-citing-technical-glitch.html

Any Jow Forumslacks care to guess as to the nature of the """"glitch""""

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the experimental poo fuel didn't ignite as expected

Too little fiber.

They forgot the designated shitting shuttle

200 rupee an hour Indian software engineers tbqh

Something related to feces

they didnt properly calculate the load that the sanitation system would have to handle

Poo on the launch pad

That one competent engineer found a fault everyone was too scared to raise in a management meeting for fear of being found to be a failure.
No one wanted to raise it and the problem got loaded onto someone else etc...

Poo... But not the loo.
Fiber too little, browning not enough.

>100 years ago
India oppressed by the filthy brits
>now
5-10% gdp growth for decades
300 million lifted from poverty in 10 years
toilets doubled in the last few years
have an independent space program
have an awesome nationalist leader

Don't be envy.

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Exactly when did you send anything in the air other than your suicide bombers' head, Muslim?

big globe strikes again. space isn’t real

>toilets doubled in the last few years
But that still only makes four toilets for a population of hundreds of millions

microsoft tech support called and told them they had a wirus

A small leak but I have faith India won't fuck up as Israel did

"Chairman, Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), adding that 30% of the Chandrayaan-2 team are women."

thenewsminute.com/article/mission-designer-and-data-cruncher-meet-women-heading-chandrayaan-2-105317

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How is this political you camel piss drinker?

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Too much poo clogging the ignition

Brutal

the new methane powered rocket was overfilled?

The capsule reminds Indians of a toilet too much so they don't know how to use it.

Poo in the fuel line

IT IS LE PEE PEE POO POO RELATED XDDD

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they have and will out pop china to have the largest and cheapest labor base in the whole world (outside of slave labor), and they've only just got electricity in 99% of houses.

jokes aside, nice rocket poos keep up the good work.

t. streetshitter

It's India related, therefore yes, it is indeed poopoo related

Crack discovered in the liquid methane boosters.

But no one's talking about the UAE's spy satellite that failed to reach orbit and plopped into the sea last week. I wonder who could be behind that?

/thread.

abort nearly an hour til launch? rockets fucked.

underrated

100% Lady glitch or poo spaghetti code, checkem

God I would not use ANYTHING that has >.0001% women.

That growth is overwhlmingly just western GDP outsourced there. It is literally made by western companies with western technologies transplanted there.

That was made by the jews in order to reduce the share of world economy controlled by whites and artificially inflate that of non-whites.

The jews managed to turn our very resources and richness against us.

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So this time It's fart related as well.

Fresh turd next to the drivers seat?

Shart related surely?

Indians are so used to shitting that they can't fart without also squeezing one out.

>Dick

Poo in cpu.

>Accidentally install toilet from copying foreign design
>Poostronauts now afraid of toilet witch throwing off trajectory
>retrofitting vertical shitting street

This
But check mine

muslims rioting and putting a stop to the launch

Nice try pajeet.

Look no further than Poo IT

I guess you could say that the launch got shitted up

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it’s the truth read the news muhammad

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It had some shit in the carby

The rocket goes poooooooooooooo