SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT SMALL KEK DRUMP

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT SMALL KEK DRUMP

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France has fallen, I repeat France has fallen.
Retreat back to Berlin, we must secure the Fuhrer

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so they can retreat even faster now?

Heh

ecks dee

is this a fucking joke? because I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering up
it looks like they're about to have a remote control car race and a flying gimp is moderating it
why are the French so retarded

its interesting to see this tech, the guy is basically flying with great control. how long can it run without refueling tho?

until he gets shot

its not about the guy being the threat. we can consider how small the platform he is on is, and his weight, and we can figure out the ratio you need. Then you use a much larger modle and make a drone weapons platform.

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To be frank, drones are a lot more effective than this. People are overhyping this for no reason.

literally this. they're demonstrating that they have the tech

you know what's going to happen is in another decades time when we become a Cyberpunk dystopian shithole there will be those hovering things all around the city with drones and cameras attached to them and they'll shoot you with s o y darts to keep you docile and a placid consumer so you can go watch the next Marvel Star Wars Game of Thrones installment like a homosexual faggot

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he's basically just riding one

it's still hilarious to go birdhunting for frenchmen

pretty easy target desu

its kinda bad ass. I could see this being effective in moving a bunch of guys into an area at a high rate of speed to secure an objective.
>500 men
>flying just above the tree line
>weave between hills
>swarm into a base while firing weapons from relatively stable platforms
>hold until standard vehicles arrive to exfil

also:
"hey Jean Claud, I got to demo the new pick up truck today."
"thats cool, Pierre. I flew a hover board."
"Le Fucker of mother"

Drone weapons platforms already exist, and we just call them drones. And they are significantly more effective compared to your idea of, what, strapping a bunch of MGs onto a flying bus?

Imagine being the soldiers who have to escort the little RC cars.

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cringe
if I saw a hipster faggot on that s o y shit blasting faggot music I'd throw a brick at him and make him crash his $500,000 iHover

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He is going across the English channel this summer and refuelling mid flight.

wtf why doesn't he have a famas?

6 min demoed. 30min theoretical

Tfw 1good $hot .

We need some music to go along with this I think. Fortunately I think I've seen something like this before:
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Tfw frequency jammers are mainstream.

What is this?

Famas are being replaced with HK416.

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Finally a timeline and universe where The Saga of Tanya the Evil is possible
I knew it, if I waited long enough my dreams would come true

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ooohhkaaayyy what the fuck.

That thing's cool. I want one.

France, Neo-Paris, 2057

Eh, today wasn't such a bad day, your boss let your leave early after only 10h of work. You should be happy you have a job at all, now that the machines have replaced everything. You go back home to the 103rd floor of your GiGa Dominion Apartment Complex.
Now that beer and cigarettes have been banned, there isn't much left to make you numb, so you go on your computer. Only sadness and despair on most of the forums you see, only happiness and joy on the News.
On one forum someone posted a picture of the President, except he has a clown nose and wig. It's funny, you smirk. Your webcam flashes. 5mn later you hear a knock on your window. It's the the Fake News Repression Unit on their Overboard. You get beaten up to the brink of death, and headed a fine, you will work for free until the end of the week.
Today wasn't such a bad day...

this board flies 2 times faster than a duck

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I'm sure chinese police forces crave for this tech

I still can't believe France will use a rifle that isn't French. Macron should lose his head for that alone.

We really are going to progress our way to extinction.

this is absolutely retarded, how long can you hover on that shit? 3 minutes? What's the point?

Shit the future is now.

He will need to refuel one time to cross the English channel.

You do know that early fighters had shit all flight time right?

You wouldn't do shit all

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You're shitting me, right? I don't believe that you could fly more then 2000m on that shit.

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10 minutes, but it will improve soon, this is standard reactor actually, specitic reactors are in dev.

So do dove and every redneck and his mother can bag 25 of em in a day.

specific*

for the autonomy you can take more gasoline

Reactor, what reactor? This shit is running on what?

Cool, now you don't even have to hit the guy. It's just another target, except this time if it gets hit the dude falls 50 feet and can be captured.

"Zapata, who first developed his device flying above water, says that the flyboard has the power to take off and reach speeds up to 190 kilometres an hour (118 mph) and run for 10 minutes."

don't be jealous...

I'm not jealous at all, I just think this is stupid and pointless.

Think of the awesome potential when this tech becomes mainstream in the American school mass shooting market. It's going to be such fun

had that exact same thought.

interesting tech

Lol

>2057
Optimistic.

that thing must be horrifying to pilot.

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Pretty much this, the dude with a gun in his hand on that jet is just ridiculous deadweight.
Strapping some highly calculated maneuverability, that can shoot surgical shots while moving fullspeed is more efficient, smaller, tougher and faster (surrenderers body airdrag and vulnerability).
Still cool tech.

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>Only has fuel for 10 mins
>Maximum reported distance: 2.5km
lol

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Lmao, the only use for this shit is to have spec ops team get in and get out fast, if you want a gun platform a drone or a heli can do it way better.

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Will french fry skeet shoot become our new American past time?

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What is the practical military application for a hoverboard?

Make the enemy die of laughter.

Isn't shooting white people already an amerimutt pastime?

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