71% of American youth don't qualify for military

They will lower the bar to get war with iran started.

How's the prospects looking my nibba

based 29% master race 'muricans

We aren’t. This is the end no meme not being defeatist it’s the reality.

Fuck the troops.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

bump for solidarity but also to raise awareness about the fact that some Americans are very fat and predatory drug companies have produced pills such as Orlistat to take advantage of them.
What these drugs do is they prevent fat from being digested at a normal rate. Now if a person takes these pills and they don't eat much fat, that's not a problem, but if they could do that, they wouldn't need these pills, so of course they don't. This rush of undigested fat is then shat out uncontrollably.
This is a major problem in American grocery marts, because this is the main public place frequented by a person who would use these pills.
This is the history behind the phrase "shart in mart", and it's not just an internet meme, it's a real world tragedy brought about by pharmaceutical companies who pay for access to the people that write the laws that allow them to use couched language when marketing their horrible products to the consumers that they intentionally miss-inform.

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Why should we die for i$rael?

wait so you're saying if i get tatted up they won't draft me?

military androids.

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Like shit mostly. Fat, stupid, and too scared to let go of mommy’s tits

>2014
Seems we’re just fine.

I'm not sure exactly maybe no face tats or full sleeves

Yep everything has just gotten better with American youth in five years

Anything on the hands, neck, or face will DQ you from service

It turns out turning two generations into a bunch of fat, servile urbanites would have some blowback, who knew?

Seen any weird shit? I talked with a guy that was a recruiter once and he said he got stalked by some Muslim he turned down.

Can you tell me about a clear win america got on its own in its military history? I can't find it.

>he doesn't know about felony waivers

Imagine how quickly that number would change and how high their signup rate would be if it was announced the Military was withdrawing completely from the middle east and focusing on defending the border with lethal force

Good.

I’ll let my sons know they should get nazi tattoos on their necks.

Why bother with zoomer fags when you have mercs like Academi?

Surprisingly I was turned down by the army national guard for being too skinny.
I feel as though I dodged a bullet desu

This is the only reason to join. To actually defend you nation. Never join to defend kike interests.

>the other 27% will never serve the jew
they are fucked

Checked!
I would join too if that would happen.

Any gang affiliated tattoos or any tats that show affiliation to “extremism” is also a disqualifier.

Good choice

More drones of course.
Give a few NEETs some controllers and watch them level a city

Why haven’t you killed yourself? I know if I had to lie about my job and sell it as being a service to the country, and it caused some teenagers to sign up and either die or become killing machines, I’d probably neck myself. So why haven’t you?

What branch?
You arent munching crayons are you?

Because that’s an unrealistic view on what actually happens.

80% of these kids will join into a non-combat arms job.
98% won’t ever experience combat, be fired upon or have to return fire at an enemy combatant.

This is the mildest time to join the service in the last 20 years.
Most of the people joining these days will serve a 3 year contract and get out afterwards without even leaving the country.

Soooo, how about you KYS faggot?

Army.
But, I’m still Infantry so I sometimes chew on a box of CRAYOLA

I think it can be a good thing for a lot of people but it's fucked up to me the recruiting situation is so bad. I don't think they should lower most of those standards.

What percentage is white?

Good

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Getting your GED in prison counts.

>implying anyone wants to defend this burning shithole anymore

This. I am not going to die in a war for another country. That is what I'll say to the fucking judge if I get called to court for failure to sign my death wish to die for israel.
/thread

Nice LARP
I was in the Navy and you most certainly can have hand or neck tattoos

Fuck, every faggot BM had a dumb tattoo on his hand

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Probably upwards of 70%.

In my MOS it’s closer to about 80%

Why are we dying for israel so much? I fucking hate our "greatest ally" so god damn much, yet we go over seas to fight THEIR wars?
9/11 was caused by israel by the way... Look up the U.S.S. Liberty and Lavon Affair

Navy has different standards than the Army, Air Force, and Marines.

Call up another branches recruiting station and ask them right now fuckboy

>71% of American youth don't qualify for serving israel
ftfy

Schools across the country juke the fuck out of stats to increase graduation rates.

This i could join the military. I REFUSE to fight for israel. Fuck the kikes.

Disqualifies from volunteering, draft is completely different.

you said it disqualifies you from service, retard

The likelihood of a draft happening in our lifetime is extremely low

Call up any NOT Navy recruiting station and see what the standards are FFS.

> 80% white in the infantry
Why you lie? I'll admit there are less blacks.

>orlistat

as an american who has taken alli, this is completely true

it's horrible how many people you see on this drug, it's running rampant

That wasn't what he asked, idiot
He asked if he would get drafted if he had tattoos
You said he'd be disqualified from service if he had them on the hands, neck, or face

Dude, read your own words

75% PLUS White
20% Hispanic
4% Black
>1% Asian

From my experience

This is perfect. The national socialist ethno state with a healthy and non-degenerate population will be unbeatable.

Got DQ'ed for childhood asthma, no issues in over 12 years, never had an inhaler, but hey sitting behind a desk in the chair force is too high risk for someone who had asthma as a child. I understand not letting fat fucks in though

Best part is that a decent portion of the ones who do are probably somewhat redpilled and would oppose foreign wars. Also doesn't the US have an IQ requirement? That alone should disqualify most niggers and spics.

Not reallt an IQ requirement. There’s a test we take called an ASVAB. Pretty basic shit honestly

Now, you have a global conflict with a Peer Competitor such as the PRC? Watch those standards change real fast.

obesity is largely a non white problem in the youth.
now consider that the military has a 83 IQ cut off. they tried allowing the low IQ in the military in Vietnam and it was a disaster.
that's basically half of the black population immediately unqualified. the Mexican IQ is 88 so that basically disqualifies almost half of hispanics

the military needs white men to function properly but our government has actively campaigned to destroy that population for the last 60 years.

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There's a de facto IQ test, the ASVAB. You have to be rock stupid to fail it though.

ASVAB is basically an IQ test and it determines the positions available to you

That seems about right. Which doesn't make any sense since blacks make up 13% of the population. You'd think there would be more

Obviously giving them a piece of the empire is out of the question.. that would cut into profits. I dunno maybe the elite families can do the leg work themselves? Or lose the empire. Fuck do I care I have zero stake in any of it.

They say they DQ people who took medicine for ADHD as well which doesn't seem right but I'm not sure if that has changed all my sister's kids have been on drugs for some behavior or another

They tend to take on softer skilled non combat jobs.

Cooks, mechanics, fuelers, etc...

Fake and gay. Drop your airborne packet POG faggot

The percentiles you need on the ASVAB
Air Force - 36
Army - 31
Marines - 32
Navy - 35

but they can give you a waiver if you score below and they really need someone
when I went in, the Navy required you to have a high school diploma too (where 1/3 of blacks in the US don't have one)

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Maybe the IDF can fight their own wars.

ZOG

Hillary won the popular vote.

the military IQ cut off is 83. anything below that is basically retarded. the average black IQ is 84-5. that means half of the black population has an IQ below that. hispanics are around 88-9 which means about half of them fall below the required intelligence. that doesn't mean they're all retards but a larger percentage of their populations are of low intelligence.

you can have a low IQ and be functional doing simple tasks but anything that demands too much thinking will just frustrate and anger the low IQ individual. you wouldn't want to be in a combat situation with them

It was good for me ultimately that I got rejected. I now have my CDL and am working in the oilfield.
If war breaks out though; I'll be sitting pretty on the home front. The neets though? TOP KEK
Their lazy asses are going to the front lines

Can you take the ASVAB and not join?

>That alone should disqualify most niggers and spics
Have seen our marines?

SHE LOST. STFU moroon

Airborne doesn’t make you special, it makes you special ED.

Now you quit being a fucking POG and drop a SFAS packet pussy

Yes, high schools offer it where I’m at and the majority of those kids never join. It’s also a useful tool for career exploration in the civilian world

We are being invaded and have been taken over, the military is a useless sack of shit.

Wrong. Trump ruined the military. His new standards are too tough for the generation we have.

Before Trump it was easy to enlist, pass basic etc. Now the government wants a bunch of flabby overweight desk kids to perform at athlete levels. Not going to happen.

Relax the requirements or implement a mandatory fat boot camp and extend the duration of basic by 4-8 weeks and a lot more people will enlist and stay in.

Yes, right up until you sign at MEPS you're good

Fuck the (((Empire)))

kek the kikes subverted future israel army recruits into useless blobs. The kikes will be literally self destruct and take the world with them

>How are we going to hold onto the empire?
Import more valuable immigrants.

Don't other countries have similar issues with their young people?

Do you use Isis videos for recruitment?

Non-issue. These things can be sorted out in a few months of proper diet and fitness.

>fat boot camp
They actually have though. If you can't perform in basic, they'll send you to a unit with recruits then send you back to basic.

How deep does clearance actually go?

Military recruiters are scum.
I still remember in middle school they made us watch this fake news show called Channel One every morning that was really just an excuse to show military recruitment ads.
They played Awake by Godsmack over short clips of F18s taking off from an aircraft carrier and a guy frantically waving flags.
This was in 2000 right when ZOG was gearing things up for war.
Makes me sick to think about it. I had one based teacher that would turn it off every morning because she knew it was disgusting propaganda aimed at the little boys in her classroom. I can't be the only oldfag boomer who remembers this shit.

The only reason I haven't joined the army is because they drug test for weed

I'm not saying to let a trainee go through 8 weeks and then recycle for fat camp, I'm saying to make it mandatory right off the bus if you're over on BMI you go to fat camp ragrdless.

This article is two years before Trump sweaty