America, I want you to penetrate my country in every way imaginable. Place your nukes right in my back yard. Fill me up with your military bases. I want to completely surrender to you. I am so wet. Put your battleships in my black sea and protect me. Take me over and make me yours. Come on! Stop being so shy and pin me down. I don't want you to spoonfeed me, but God damn, show me that you care already! Pin me down and force my politicians to sit on their asses and make you like me. I will be fully loyal to you and you only. The New World Order will grow stronger and we will take over the planet by spreading understanding, peace and cooperation.
Based and American education not having basic topography pilled
Grayson Ramirez
>sage >inb4 sarcasm OP is a gaynigger, what a surprise...
Eli Davis
Bulgaria is a shithole filled with insane gypsies The young are fleeing the country in masses while the old go insane. Just use your EU citizenship to jump ship like everyone else.
Aaron Collins
what can you offer us in return?
Zachary Nelson
Also sauce golden horde rape baby
Noah Fisher
i suspect the answer is nothing which is why it hasnt happened
Sofia is pretty sweet though. Went there for a trip recently. Great food, fast internet, relatively based, cute women. Lots of untouched nature in the surroundings. What's all the hate about? Certainly far better than my utter shithole of a lost country.
Lucas Lopez
You can flip her over and pin her down yourself afterwards, put if you don’t like it when girls get aggressive sexually you are the gay one here
James Peterson
B-B-Bulgaria! Styop it!! UwU
John Howard
this. those overcompensating 'a man must always dominate' types are usually the closeted fags.
Jonathan Collins
Nobody cares about your country or South America.
Grayson Brown
>2.5yr in 8yr project. Please be patient No.
I'm tired of being jerked around. I'm tired of "MILLIONS of deportations!"... "Oh, no... you have to wait two weeks (until the 4th)"... "AOC is anti Israel (Gotta distract from the NOTHING of deportation!)"
At some point you have to realize he's a do-nothing, all-talk, nothing-burger.
What did I just read? And I put you Balkan Slavs in the same box of assholes that 4th crusaders are in called "reasons why the eastern roman empire fell"