A message to the US gov

Why doesn't the US care about my shithole?

America, I want you to penetrate my country in every way imaginable. Place your nukes right in my back yard. Fill me up with your military bases. I want to completely surrender to you. I am so wet. Put your battleships in my black sea and protect me. Take me over and make me yours. Come on! Stop being so shy and pin me down. I don't want you to spoonfeed me, but God damn, show me that you care already! Pin me down and force my politicians to sit on their asses and make you like me. I will be fully loyal to you and you only. The New World Order will grow stronger and we will take over the planet by spreading understanding, peace and cooperation.

Yours, Bulgaria.

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Sorry bro, I don't even know what continent you on

e basi pedal't. sram me e da s'm bulgarin kogato prochetoh tozi post.

>anime poster
>>>/вън/

>America is a flat-chested brat
nice

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What the fuck is a Bulgaria???

>these hoes ain't loyal

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B..bulgariakun

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Gimme dat sauce boss

Based and American education not having basic topography pilled

>sage
>inb4 sarcasm
OP is a gaynigger, what a surprise...

Bulgaria is a shithole filled with insane gypsies The young are fleeing the country in masses while the old go insane.
Just use your EU citizenship to jump ship like everyone else.

what can you offer us in return?

Also sauce golden horde rape baby

i suspect the answer is nothing which is why it hasnt happened

2.5yr in 8yr project. Please be patient

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Lots of gypsy bussy from the sóy infused younger generation

>Bulgaria
Literally who?

so nothing of value sounds like bulgaria is on its own

Why do you want the US, in its current state, to care about you?
It will only end in your lands being flooded with migrants.

They ONLY think that I know about their entire fucking country is that they have a sumo wrestler.

He likes cheese.

>ywn be pinned down by a girl

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whats an edumacation?

>this but literally unironically

Typical burger also being a weeb

eastern europe is not brown enough. we don't care about you

What even is this thread? What made you think to yourself "Yeah bby, gimme that sweet freddom-dom."

you are the one that's supposed to be doing the pinning you worthless sóy potato

but thats literally rape

Where's the fun in that

god this turnt me on more than i thought it would

I thought Bulgarians were normal... somewhat

what the fuck dude

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Sofia is pretty sweet though. Went there for a trip recently. Great food, fast internet, relatively based, cute women. Lots of untouched nature in the surroundings. What's all the hate about? Certainly far better than my utter shithole of a lost country.

You can flip her over and pin her down yourself afterwards, put if you don’t like it when girls get aggressive sexually you are the gay one here

B-B-Bulgaria! Styop it!! UwU

this. those overcompensating 'a man must always dominate' types are usually the closeted fags.

Nobody cares about your country or South America.

>2.5yr in 8yr project. Please be patient
No.

I'm tired of being jerked around.
I'm tired of "MILLIONS of deportations!"... "Oh, no... you have to wait two weeks (until the 4th)"... "AOC is anti Israel (Gotta distract from the NOTHING of deportation!)"

At some point you have to realize he's a do-nothing, all-talk, nothing-burger.

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What did I just read? And I put you Balkan Slavs in the same box of assholes that 4th crusaders are in called "reasons why the eastern roman empire fell"

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>using a memeflag
>misusing "topography"
Turr'ble. Jus' turr'ble.

you have forgotten to say that the descendants of the Bulgarians are corrupt and unable to carry out an administration

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current bulgarians also corrupt as fuck. RAMPANT corruption in bg lmao

To-Love Ru is an interesting show.

so you better leave them locked behind Yugoslavia.

пpoбит пeдepacт :) дa тe шибaт цигaни глyпaкo

Дoбo бягaй дa cпиш чe cтaнa 100 чaca !!!

economy is good, everyone i know has a job for the first time. He has my vote.

>It will only end in your lands being flooded with migrants.
Actually that's what the EU does.

Mиcля чe мaлкo пoвъpнaх в ocтaтa cи.