/NFG/ No Fap General

Calm your tits. It's the only relevant pic I had saved.

You cum'd on an 8yr for two weeks straight..? Wut

Yes. You might want to get a bro to help you out with that one.

well thats not forever, but believable
3 weeks seems closer to normal

negative, only dumping your goods does. that's where the bad side effects come in. that shit is extremely draining to produce, it fucks your entire body up and makes you weak and feminine

I masturbated rarely as a youngster and I came in my sleep often.

No it's when a rolls royce phantom runs over your penis.

i said the longest i have gone no fap was for two weeks. it happened 8 years ago, you dumbass

lol no just fapping under the table. incognitus
too much info

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and so far it's been easy. woke up at like 3 in the morning and felt like i needed to fap. watched some south park and just went into work 2 hours early.

I guess, if you're not meditating or some shit...

I binged yesterday and nutted like 8 times... But hey, I'm not horny anymore and it will give me momentum into my next streak.

>cleaned browser history so no porn sites within reach
>blocked most porn sites i visited through host file on pc
it's not 100% willpower but it's better than nothing

>too much info
where do you think you are?

ok, which one of the two is the real answer?

4 months

>blocked porn sites
Nah, doesn't work. I just ended up fapping to NPR personality profile pics

Think of the 100000 could-be children! How could you?!

reddit redux

90 days tomorrow. Im angry, I want to fuck and fight. I guess I always masterbated to get rid of this state. I just need to transmute this energy to a higher purpose.

I'm past the year point, I stopped counting days months ago.
It really does help. You never feel hopeless when your balls are full. it also reversed my hair loss and increased my beard growth.

Great. I haven't watched 3-d in at least a year, unfortunately I've replaced those dark arts with 1 prostitute and a couple massage parlor trips.
More satisfying but draining my wallet.
I also broke my streak to some /h/ the other day but I didn't feel guilty about it, it was a necessary nut. I'm trying to find a balance here but the porn jew disgusts me now.

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Needed this bros, but fuck you for this semi-libidinous image.

2 days.. going strong

I work out when that comes, let the frustration and rage flow through you, next thing you know you're jogging 5 miles and you're looking like an MMA fighter. shit fucking works man

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You can't do that user. That's cheating

Lol that's not a good way to go about a relapse though. The idea is to fight the chaser effect and limit yourself to the one relapse. There was still gas in the tank! You're running it to E by fapping 7 more times.

>when your balls are full
sorry describing it that way is hilarious

cool I hope for the same

Barely missed the GET
>rX8O3weJ
>Jew
Don't believe my lies, anons.

Part of me wants to sperg at that meme because right panel is a whore.
But most people probably wouldn't get it.

Chad here. I haven't fapped since puberty. No need to when you can have sex with numerous thots on demand. Pic related.

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I know I realized that I replaced the former addiction with a new one, now that I have a little cash it's tempting.
I went through almost 2 years of wet dreams and I finally mastered that, knock on wood. Not anymore

Fuck off Chad.

Oh, I know. I tried not to after the first. This is just my cope after the fact.

I literally cummed inside my wife three times in the last two days.

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>I could never go 2 days without touching my dick, therefore NO ONE can go much longer than that.
I fucking hate people like you

I lasted 4 months up until I found this. Couldn’t help myself. Time to start over

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Op is a nigger; link you faggot:
thedirty.com/city/philadelphia/andrea-putnam-from-porn-to-politics/#post-2211815

I no fapped for 4 months.
Then started dating and fucking, but no fapping and no cumming.
Best sex ever and it feel weird but in a good way.
Then I was so horny after fucking that started fapping again when i was not seeing my girl.
Now I feel weak.
I'm starting no fap again + fucking with no cumming.
Wish me luck lads.

have sex, masturbate,never achieve anything.

>fucking with no cumming
You fucking retard.
There's literally zero point to sex unless you're cumming inside your, hopefully wife.

good luck

doesn't matter, its the image, its the ideal that it represents, replace that girl with any other girl wearing a nice cute modest dress, the truism holds

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Thanks queer.

Yeah that's why I'm not arguing about it, unless it was a more recognizable whore.

lol

I don't know how you aryans do it. My balls get all tingly and I have to play with my pee pee to make it go away.

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If you take away the tits they really do look like dudes with makeup on.

dude I fapped to a Land's End catalog for months after quitting, it was actually pretty hot

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Might as well start jerking off if that's the case because jogging 5 miles will literally turn you into a bitch.

and btw everyone on this thread can fuck off for not answering simple questions.