PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CRASHING THIS HOUSE PARTY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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>Pres Trump @Made in America Product Showcase 7/15/19
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>AG IronBarr/DepAG Rosen @DoJ Oy Vey Summit 7/15/19
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>TreasSec Mnuchin/FBIDir Wray @DoJ Oy Vey Summit 7/15/19
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>ActUSCISDir Cuccinelli on FoxNews 7/15/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 7/15/19
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>VPCoS Short on FBN 7/15/19
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>VPCoS Short outside WH 7/15/19
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>NavySec Spencer meets w/sailors &Marines 7/15/19
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>Pentagon Leadership Change Ceremony 7/15/19
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>KAC on Hannity 7/15/19
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>Lara Trump on FoxNews 7/15/19
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>Ron Paul being Ron Paul on CNBC 7/15/19
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>WH Press Brief (TreasSec Mnuchin) 7/15/19
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>EdDeptVideo: DepEdSec Zais on SkillsUSA 7/15/19
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>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Huntington WV 7/15/19
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>ActICEDir Albence on FoxNews 7/14/19
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>ActCBPCommr Morgan on FtN 7/14/19
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MAGA

>tit
>Hehe
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I'm confused. Why would republicans want to strike Pelosi's failure from the record in such a unanimous fashion?

An democrats? I don't get it.
Shouldn't the votes be opposite?

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you forgot the earthquake in San Francisco (a little one, but where there's one...)

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What's been going on today?

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At least the resident isn't a nigger.

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Run while you still can pedos. No survivors this time.

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THERE HAS BEEN NO NEWS
FOR WEEKS
>DRUMPFY IS A RACIST
It's like it's 2016 all over again

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MAGA

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Creates the talking point that dems are so wacky their language breaks rules of decorum and get stricken

>What's been going on today?

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>There are people in this thread who prefer not to have a king/emperor
Please leave

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>Why would republicans want to strike Pelos-
It goes in her permanent record.

>An democrats?
There are still democrats willing to abide by the rules of the house. That's likely why the one presiding rage quit

Just a few tweets started this all.

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THE NAYS HAVE IT!

This chick knocks on your door in teh middle of the night and says
>help me por favor, those meanies at ICE want to kic me out of the country...you'll let me stay at su casa, ay papi?
What says you user? What says you?

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MIGA

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So uh, who's on the chair now? Nobody? Pelosi is gone, Cleaver is gone...

The president of PP got kicked out of her job prematurely, and there's a real ruckus at the House. It made Pelosi leave the building entirely.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Begone thot.

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All those democrat no votes are shook

Welcome to the interwebs, newfag

How am I supposed to make white babies when everyday is a new episode of clown world?

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>some rules say you can't say mean words to da presidunt

lmao who the fuck even cares, why did even Pelosi care

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Good news:
Barr invoked §1158(a)(2)(a) a multilateral treaty that declares Mexico a safe third country.
so now all asylum seekers will be sent legally to Mexico for their hearing.
Better news:
NO COURT shall have jurisdiction to review any determination by the AG under (a)(2)!
>US and Mexico both signed the 1951 Refugee Convention guaranteeing full and fair asylum process.
Just following international law that the first safe country asylum seekers enter is where they apply.
UN and EU agree, it's to keep immigrants from asylum shopping.
law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1158

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"No."

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Its to throw out her words from the record and shes not allowed to say anything else for the rest of the day.

I prefer a High Priest, but to each their own.

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What's around her neck?

It was a multiday bombing campaign followed by a presser assault

In comparison to her friends? Yeah. Yeah, Joe, she's smart.

buttgag made a dash for the gavel and shoved it up his arse

I know right? He drops a few tweets while sitting on the can and then moves on to other things while bedlam ensues.

He wants to sniff and kiss her AOChole

>Surfing on the information highway

it's the time of kings no longer, that which now calls itself the people is unworthy of kings

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I turn around and call Latina ICE waifu

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WE MUST DETERMINE IF DRUMPF IS OFFICIALLY RACIST

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Reminder

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> he doesn't know Jacinta
Newfags, plz.

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Not a surprise, Justin Amash voted with the Democrats. So much for "principled Republican", he votes for Pelosi to break the house rules.

a bike lock i think?

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Chaos

THIS is what is happening under the radar while everyone spergs out over Trump tweets

The house floor is sacred.

go barr

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Just an awful moustache she had there
Bike lock. You miss the Trump primary arch?

Well, migaturds?

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The people's moms will suck me good through my jorts will I sit on the throne

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Another negro walking off the job and leaving a mess for the White man to clean up.

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Oh look, a Finn trying to look superior to some guy just making a joke. Tell me since you're such an oldfag, why do you press the Enter key after quoting someone before typing your reply? Seems like a very foreign thing to do around these parts.

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>219705957

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Hehehe.

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of course. He left the republican party.

Kurdistan will never amount to more than a regional desert power without an ocean port.

Hey Trumptards, how many illegals did Zion Don/ICE round up over the weekend? What's that, you say less than 10? That's way short of a million or two, but keep bouncing your head up and down like Kewpie dolls.

>Pelosi made a fool of herself, broke decorum rules, and was banned for speaking for the rest of the day
>Tech companies started being grilled about antitrust shit
>minor California earthquake
>Trump judge confirmed but I forget which circuit
>Kellyanne Conway does a subtle naming of the Jew
All this and more!

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>using international law to jew them
Dirty but necessary

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>Just an awful moustache she had there
Spaniards man, every chick of theirs have it unless they shave very morning or something

>THIS is what is happening under the radar while everyone spergs out over Trump tweets

Interesting thing is this is an international treaty and isn’t subject to Congress or courts...it’s like the Geneva Convention I assume...

How many days is it going to take to officially state whether they are mad at tweets? Can't they try to pass actual laws or something?

>Well?
>no

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By 2077, global warming will cause the kurdchads to have ocean access and then they will biji biji the world.

Perfect

often times filth sits upon the throne, and often times the throne sits on filth

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>chums the water so much that the sharks are in an unstoppable frenzy and start attacking each other
lol

boshe boshe

Big on the rules he is

That's the thing. You never know a judge is good until maybe 1 to 2 years into the job.
There are some RINO Tier shitty Bush judges that protected DACA and illegals from Trump.

Remember, both Bushes made 2 huge mistakes on the Supreme Court: Scouter and Roberts. We need a better way of vetting out shit judges.

Better yet, it should be easier to fire judges.
I know it is impossible but my solution without requiring a Constitutional Convention is make judges's jobs the equivalent of minimum wage.

No federal judge can earn more money than a McDonalds cashier. That should weed out a shit ton of leftist judges who took out loans to live in their expensive shithole blue cities.

Of course, I realize this is a double edged sword since who wants to get a law degree and work for minimum wage as a judge but its deserving because nobody respects judges anymore.

Was combined State Dept, DHS, and DOJ op. There are many things that can be done outside of congress.

International law is enforceable only to the degree the US accepts it as such. Since the executive has sole responsibility for foreign policy...

NO

MORE

ANIME

POSTING

ALLOWED

Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are 'in the water

just tossed another old tire onto my fire pit in the backyard...

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Trump chummed and cummed the waters its getting crazy out there, black lil mermaid got a congress woman by the weave

Based

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Is this a low key sieg heil

> OH NO NO NO NO
> DEFEND THIS!
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS VERY THREAD THAT WILL MAKE LIGHT OF THE UNDOCUMENTED PLIGHT!
> DON'T YOU DARE TO LAUGH OR LOOK AWAY
> LOOK, LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!

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based isildurposter

It’s called a college edumacation

Bike lock. Locked herself to a van door stopped on an interstate (large motorway) in arizona (southern desert state bordering Mexico) to protest having to follow the law.

How many times in the past has the House chair been abandoned?
Also what happens when everyone votes to ignore Nancy Drunked Rant?

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YANKEEDOODLES ETERNALLY BTFO BY BASED LEAVE

>trump is pic related

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>Remember, both Bushes made 2 huge mistakes on the Supreme Court: Scouter and Roberts. We need a better way of vetting out shit judges.
Have them preside over a mock Asukafags v. Reifags trial before they can be nominated.

Moon playing 'got your nose.'
Looks normal on him.

> Beto trailing Inslee
> Beto at 0.0

An expression of her secret desires to be dominated, fitted into some mental gymnastics to hide it among a expression of "muh evil drumpf". Remember user, a woman is putty in your hands and your duty is to shape her to be a proper housewife and to raise children.

A womans "opinion" or "suggestion" should be seen as nothing more than advice you may take or not take, not something to be taken seriously as if it was a logical person.

Get a load of this indio

It would be a step in the right direction.

bretty good bantz.