What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

>When I was 25 I FULLY made out with a 13 year old, like our tongues were in eachothers mouths.

wtf lol

how does a 25 year old find a 13 year old attractive? I didn't even like 13 year olds when I was 13

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Ha! Self-cest.

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I came here.

pedophiles
he gets the rope

And this board is supposed to be AGAINST degeneracy??

Change the first word to schnapp

thats how they say hello in france

Hebephilia actually, (ages 12-14)
There's something profoundly erotic about somebody who is in the very midst of puberty changes.
And their hormones drive them WILD with lust.

I make no excuse for my behavior, and I regret it every single day, but I am glad that I didn't go all the way.

I made out with two dudes once

as it turns out, I didn't like it

Frank?

How many inches you got?

>And their hormones drive them WILD with lust.

I think you're just a pedo shit who is trying to justify your actions

>I got sucked off by the husband of a married coworker behind the dumpster of an office building neighboring mine.

Me and my friend fucked his girlfriend after getting wasted. I stopped for a bit and told them I was too wasted to keep going. They were all pissed saying yo keep fucking. Friend eventually passed out, I stayed fucking his girlfriend till 7 in the morning. I then got an Uber to take me to get my car from the bar. Girl texted me later on the day saying it was fun and to not tell any of our other friends. I moved to another city and he broke up with her months later. We don’t talk about it at all, well I don’t talk to him anymore just txt sometimes.

do you run a soap company now?

>I think you're just a pedo shit who is trying to justify your actions
Yeah I somehow forced a 13 year old to jump in my lap and stick her tongue in my mouth. Totally. Whatever you need to tell yourself bro.

Voted for Trump

is that you Tim Pool?

also
>trying to justify your actions

What makes you think I'm trying to justify my actions by posting a confession in a thread titled "What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?"

It's pretty easy to get teenagers to do dumb shit. They are children.

Why would a 13 year old deliberately seek out someone twice their age? And you want me to believe that you, the adult, were powerless to resist their advances? Something tells me you belong in jail. If you admitted this to me irl I would have already beaten you half to death, you understand?

I booked a gay hotel in Cambodia and ordered a transvestite to my room and used my spit as lube (I wore a condom), after that I went to the nearby restaurant that catered to tourists and bought 10g of Weed from the cashier.

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All seriousness we are all human with instinctual and primal urges.
HOWEVER most here have the ability to choose between being a degenerate and indulging in these behaviors when they'd like to blow off steem.
Most do not and others like to push this as an requirement

With that being said...
This is just.... I can't even /end thread

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I furiously stroked my limp cock while some married lady sucked off some guy by a dumpster near an office building.

I came
I was still limp

Me and my best friend at school used to wank each other off. Became a regular thing, we both refined our techniques and knew how best to do it. Never got any more serious than masturbation though. And we never really considered ourselves gay, we both went with girls when it came to real relationships. It was just something we did to pass the time. Lasted a few years before we got on with our adult lives.

I got jacked off by a 14 year old on a train

>Why would a 13 year old deliberately seek out someone twice their age?
Seek out? I was babysitting, and kids who have no fathers are DESPERATE for male attention.

>And you want me to believe that you, the adult, were powerless to resist their advances?
I never said I was powerless to resist. This is a confession is it not? I'm confessing something I regret, but I still did it. Do you not know what a confession is?

>Something tells me you belong in jail. If you admitted this to me irl I would have already beaten you half to death, you understand?

Something tells me if you came after me irl, you wouldn't be able to chase me more than 1 block. Thanks for anonymously virtue signalling though. We all think you're very tough.

Well let's see
>fooled around sexually with kids as a kid
>found out about anal masturbation around 10 and used these water torpedo toys for it
>became sexually attracted to animals around the same time, as well as furry porn later
>bought thousands of dollars worth of dragon dildos
>had random hookups with dudes from Jow Forums

And none of this would have happened if it weren't for the fucking jews ruining society and poisoning the minds of the youth

Jerked off in science class in 10th grade

I picked up a tranny hooker in the ghetto of Las Vegas (D Street&MLK) at 2am because I was new to that city and didn’t know where else to find weed at the time XD

had a similar thing but i didnt fuck her because I was sure she would accuse me of rape the next day when she sobered up

you sexually assaulted a child you were babysitting. ok.

at this point irl I would quietly excuse myself from the conversation and return with a rope. when I end up in the holding cell for your murder and the other dudes ask me what I'm in for, I would tell them and then receive high-fives. that's what your life is - utterly worthless.

Is he your supervisor?

So you're an unregistered sex offender.

I’ve also done a bunch of coke in a crowded restaurant, and paid off the waitress to ignore it.
Lots of drug degeneracy in earlier 2000’s

I masturbated with my dad's friend's daughter's panties and put them back in her drawer after finishing in the bathroom. I managed to avoid getting cum on them

please find someone to talk to about some very obvious issues from your childhood. not defending anyone on here, just from what you're venting, something's clearly wrong.

>kissing is sexual assault
okay bud.

>at this point irl I would quietly excuse myself from the conversation and return with a rope. when I end up in the holding cell for your murder and the other dudes ask me what I'm in for, I would tell them and then receive high-fives. that's what your life is - utterly worthless.
again, everything you said means nothing. you're virtue signalling. anonymously. on 4 chan. do you think anybody is intimidated by this?
If you don't like hearing about people doing degenerate things. I suggest you don't read threads called "whats the most degenerate thing you have ever done" and feigning outrage that the content matches the title. What do you think you're accomplishing with this?

I had sex with a prospective landlord to make sure me and my wife (fiance at the time) got the rental house she wanted. The landlord was in her early 60s and fucked like a pornstar. I regret it every single day of my life.

So let’s get a run down on the alleged sexual assault friendo...

Cuckolding, I was the bull

Thats chad as fuck!!

>when I end up in the holding cell for your murder and the other dudes ask me what I'm in for, I would tell them and then receive high-fives. that's what your life is
Ya this would never happen. Sorry user, time to tone down the internet tough guy.

This is a confession thread.

I fucked a tranny.

oh wow so tough
yeah no you should get the rope

Nice
I stole my friend's sister's panties once desu

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Not me, but my grandpa was a confirmed rapist who preyed on his grandkids and children while very young. He ended up killing himself alleged right after assaulting his young learning disabled granddaughter. Again- Not me, and last part was just a rumor; he did kill himself though.

Jerked off in a church bathroom

Got sucked off by a twink friend a couple times (never came)

Cheated on my current gf with my previous gf while each thought they were the only one. This went on for a year or so and they regularly unwittingly sucked the other’s ovulation off my shaft.

Planning to leave my current gf for another European as soon as I get can get deployed to an overseas base. She thinks we’re eventually getting married.

I am damned and already in hell. I have no hope for the future nor any delusions of my past.

why regret

It would be if I wasn’t a flaming faggot... XD

Dont read this shit young anons, it will rot your brain.

Honestly friendships are worthless and the longer you live the less you have till there is nobody left. You made the right choice. Hope it was a good fuck.

Hey the best sex I’ve ever had has been with women over 40.

fucked a stripper in the lapdance room, then ran out without paying

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1st time I jerked off was at church.

But my mom also had 2 kids and 5 abortions before she had me, so I’m the actual AntiChrist. AMA.

Coveted my neighbor's wife...and had her

Went to college.

Because I cheated on my wife. She didn't know about the arrangement

your mom doesn't count dude.

Are older women less tight? Always wondered this as I've never been with one

kek

just stop. you can. take that energy and put into other things. you're an adult; act like one.

>So let’s get a run down on the alleged sexual assault friendo...
I wouldn't consider it assault.
A certain cuck I knew was dating a woman with 3 illegitmate kids with no dads.
They went out one night and asked me to babysit because I'm the boring guy who doesn't drink or smoke and sits around doing nothing but watch movies and play video games.

The younger 2 kids went to bed. (ages 6 and 8)
The 13 year old stayed and watched tv with me.
She had been very touchy and affectionate all day long. Always jumping in my lap and hugging me.

Eventually she worked up the nerve and kissed me, and I didn't pull away.

That's literally it.

Her mother came home, they all went to bed. The end.

The mother broke up with my cuck friend a few years later. Until that time, I would run into the young girl at family events and she would just exchange longing glances at me. Awkward.

I paid to have a female friend stick her sweaty feet in my mouth after she went to the gym

>tfw only slightly bluepilled in prepubescence, hunt, fish, kissing blonde german girls by 4th grade and never aggressed anyone or thieved over $100 or after becoming an adult

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Was his wife pissed?

My girlfriend is trans and I enjoy sucking on her feminine penis.
She’s also very much into doing porn and escorting and likes it when I am her pimp.

let my sister give me a brief blowjob for a dare at a house party when we were retarded teenagers
everyone we know still remembers since it became the biggest running joke ever at our school and her fiance is visibly awkward around me
still get instantly hard every time I remember it and think about it almost every time I jack off

based and batemanpilled

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The women I’ve slept with that had kids were more elastic, for sure. Not to brag but I kind of like that deep horse pussy. If you like the reluctant anime thing you won’t like it, but I like aggressive women who are really into it and you can just sort of go balls deep in.

Nice confession to stealing $100 negro

I’m not saying fed

Pedos spotted

I was really drunk one night a long time ago and I was fucking this chick doggy style... I was jackhammering away with all my might and I lost my balance and fell off the bed. Something broke my fall and screamed. It was her 2-3 year old kid. I'd be a liar if I said we didn't finish after she got the kid put back to bed. I am pretty sure that this was my all-time low.

>never aggressed anyone or thieved over $100
Know how I know you're a nigger?

Voted NDP in my youth.

Did ya fuck the baby?

I showed this OP pic to my girlfriend she ultra liberal I said this was a camp to teach kids that making love is ok I said it was a liberal organization she embraced it she has 2 daughters like those in pic I look at her and said why aren't we showing them this I said Trump and his supporters would lose there minds if they knew that was it she looks at me and says we will it's been a week straight looking in there eyes seeing them breathe heavily as they watch and we both say when we are going to I just make out with mom as she rides me and talk to them my girl friend gos fucking mad I never felt her so wet so I guess thanks for the pic oh Troll kek

t. The neckbeard NEET

probably those times i have been desperate to have sex and gone to fatties

I’ll say this, relationships are more important and higher stake than most people ever give them credit for. If I had known that I would have made different decisions. Sometimes after so many mistakes the only option is to go nuclear and walk away, not placate your current horrid situation.

I was drunk driving with some friends one night, stopped at an overpass and pissed off the edge onto oncoming traffic.

>be 11
>new kid in neighbourhood temp staying at grandma's house
>okay seems bretty cool I guess
>he writes motherfucker on my skateboard with sharpie for no raisin
>later on walk into his house with sociopath tunnelvision and steal his vidya
Ghost Recon rules

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I ate peanut butter straight from the jar, and I double dipped.

When me and my cousin were eight and six respectively, before either of us had the birds and the bees talk or understood sex, we spent an entire summer dry-humping each other all night in my grandma's house. Neither of talk about it anymore, and we're both happily married with kids.

I had a threesome with a 40 year old MILF and her 19 year old biological daughter. I rawdogged both and busted a nut in both their mouths after assfucking the daughter and making them eat each other out.

I'm ok with going to hell.

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What the fuck user

wtf hot
baka why do no qt hebe b8 girls jump no my lap