Meth gators
If they start chomping on niggers, I say we get those gators hooked on drugs.
lol
This is the single most Southern news headline I have ever read kek
Fuck yes. Flush it all. Can't wait to see some gator tweakers.
I live in a halfway house in tennessee and we caught one of my roomates with meth like two days ago. We flushed it then the next day i saw this article. Lol
I'm exited for the possibilitys
it could calm them down.
Full auto AK's and hunting alligators on meth, how the fuck do I get a green card bros
Not real capitalism
That's pretty metal
fuuuck, can't wait for WEBMs
Exciting.
Tfw ywn get to go on a quest to kill 12 meth gators for a qt 3.14
From the makers of Sharknado.
>It's like a regular gator, but with less teeth. -Florida Man.
Floridafag here, I can assure that methgators are no big deal and that it's fine to flush your drugs down the toilet.
I'm guessing this is really to stop them flushing evidence as I doubt Meth has a similar affect on gators.
That wasn't funny.
He could have tried harder.
>Meth gators
There already are meth gators though
math mimics it's close chemical relative, adrenaline, and I assure you, gators have adrenaline receptors and will absolutely get tweeked if you give them some
Methgators are not as dangerous as Cocainadiles
Noice
crackadiles
Sounds more like a fucking great idea rather than something to be feared. Potentially, one could have an entire menagerie of meth-addicted animals, doing your bidding, ferociously guarding your meth lab.