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Jow Forums humor thread
Gabriel Perry
Brayden Myers
Connor Cooper
Bentley Robinson
>1 post by this ID
You are one libtarded motherf*cker
Jacob Campbell
she's not wrong
Landon Collins
Ian Jones
What a stupid whore
Noah Flores
Lol you type so slow, you literally can miss we with that shit. Embarassing
Colton Foster
>read something like this that makes it seems Jow Forums is the gathering place of all of societies ills and worries when fags march in parades and Muslims flood the country and openly declare our children will be raped and live under Sharia
>most people on here have never left their keyboards and do little if anything to anyone they encounter, never mind the world at large.
How much of a threat are we, really?
Jonathan Murphy
John Diaz
Christian Price
youtube.com
anyone interested?
Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Nelson
Save the turtles!
Lucas Davis
Not clicking that shit nigga
Nolan Morales
Julian Green
There is no point wasting all that money on tranny surgery if they're just going to off themselves. It's the same reason they don't give new livers to alcoholics.
Liam Gutierrez
Gavin Gray
In all seriousness, why is Jow Forums so immune to news cycle influenced take downs? I saw puahate taken down after The Supreme Gentleman, and of course stormfront and Anglin had their problems after Charlettesville.
Brayden Sanders
Oof
Jack Lee
I don't like it
Isaac Reyes
Do I want to know?
Ayden Hall
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it
Hunter Bailey
If you click you can't unsee
Camden Barnes
Is the turtle still alive or is that just involuntary muscle spasms?
Wyatt Ramirez
>We skinned a live animal and put it on a plate
Chinese """""""""""cuisine""""""""""""
Andrew Turner
I did click, but not sure what I saw. It didn't really resemble a turtle.
Wyatt Bennett
Its a honeypot/containment zone. When Jow Forums is taken down, the war begins.
Anthony Cruz
Fuck off with your edgy racism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.
Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot incel with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.
I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. You fucking lardass social reject.
Tyler Stewart
> news cycle influenced take downs
The takedowns are fakedowns, the attacker and victim are in collusion to make the appearance that the fake news has any power at all. They're throwing the game.
Lincoln Flores
Parker Moore
Lmao you awesome race realists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most leafs will be infinitely more successful than any of you black pilled virgins ever will be at sucking dick. You are on the winning side of history, stay onj it.
Michael Myers
Levi James
>you will never own a real train
Isaac Parker
Hey jannies, please stop deleting literally every thread. Like just fuck off already
Brandon Evans
This. They're all impotent faggots and soon we will slaughter them all.
Samuel Lewis
Owen Reyes
Matthew Martin
It's scared.
Ian Murphy
Jaxson Evans
Kevin Thompson
Gabriel Rivera
Henry Torres
It's a neat little trick you can do with exposed muscles.
If you pour salt over them, it causes spasms, even if they've long been dead. People do it to make frog legs dance all the time.
youtube.com
Cooper Barnes
I'll take a little of the top left and top right :)
Samuel Brown
kek
Jose Wilson
kek
Cameron Cox
Chek'd 2 times
Xavier Roberts
Jose Jenkins
Gabriel Peterson
It's barley alive. As you can see in its head area is shaped kind of like Gumby. That small rectangular area is it's head that's been shaven down from the top and mandible removed. All of this happened probably 10 mins before getting to the table. According to a science user it could be alive up to 6 hours like this.
"low reptilian metabolism and triple-redundant nervous system in action. Reptile nerve cells consume oxygen at orders of magnitude lower than mammalian nerve cells, which means even when lacking all blood they continue to live for up to 6 hours. The spine of a reptile can generate nervous impulses without a brain, and there is local cross-wiring between the motor nerves and sensory nerves.
These two things together mean that any enervated reptile muscle tissue still attached to its spine can still flex, and can even perceive to some extent sensory input. And thus you can have 18% of a turtle carcass try to crawl off a plate."
Julian Roberts
Nice of her to find this website to be SICK.
Bentley Cox
fascist/communist needs to be swapped.
John Peterson
Eli Reyes
I boil lobsters alive but this is too much
Jonathan Rodriguez
This is great!
Ryder Carter
So sick bro
Oliver Lopez
I heard that this is unironically the human way
Lincoln Williams
> dat pic
Holy fucken shit that's pure gold!
Noah Baker
why? anyone left of a fascist would be called commie scum. anyone to the right of a commie would be called fascist scum
Connor Allen
that is a highly male individual tweeting that post
Cameron Wright
no worries, you still have 60% of Tranny cock left to suck
> get busy, incel faggot
Jack Miller
>They are there to make arrests.
Ryder Cruz
elaborate further
Kayden Bailey
Chase Taylor
after seeing it countless times I still can't get over how accurate that pic is
Luis Miller
yeah, we're the problem
Nathan Torres
both your flag and your pasta are gay, but not in a fun way.
Kayden Jackson
Kill yourself swamp user.
Landon Baker
our mind has become to corrupted to see anger the same as liberals do. We'd do it unironically, to have alaugh
Isaiah Lee
The Jow Forums hate image under the request to donate to charity made me laugh.
They should put one of those up for every major tragedy.
Jaxon Russell
I keked aloud at your meme
Wyatt Baker
Seems like the turtle was cut into stripes, That particular stripe has the head and a single extremity attached to it and is appearently still somewhat functional.
Noah Gray
the mind of a Canadian... The animal porn never stops
Gabriel Sanders
Lol
Wyatt Stewart
How much time before they circumcise the whole dick at birth
Christopher Fisher
Strike us down, and we will become stronger than you can imagine
Jason Anderson
Many people have heard that boiling crustaceans alive is a painful and inhumane way to kill a crab or lobster and this is backed up by many convincing studies as well as physical evidence such as animals dropping their limbs and writhing around before dying.
Landon Nelson
I eat cheeseburgers. None of us are flawless.
Jose Myers
Underrated AF
Liam Hill
Adding this one to the collection
Joseph Rogers
I just found another good guide to kill em nice without having to just boil lobsters:
cornwallgoodseafoodguide.org.uk
Juan Morales
The latter.
Jason Walker
Samuel Parker
Jow Forums is a voluntary commitment facility.
If they take away our basket weaving,
whatever shall we do?
Samuel Turner
These are quality. I thought I had seen all the good political compass memes.
I was wrong.
Logan Cooper
Jaxson Smith
Incel....
Breed....
Pick one
Evan Hughes
Yah I get that, still won't stop me from boiling them alive. They're too tasty.
I might keep this in mind though, I wonder if it would have any affect on the flavour.
Ian Robinson
What digits
Jose Gray
I actually gave you the wrong quote by accident, I'm glad you'll try the other method tho
Isaac Wood
But if you didn’t kill the frog it’s legs would move anyway without adding salt. What’s the point?
Andrew Rodriguez
>incel lover
Isn't it amazing that we now live in an age where people who can't get laid are openly hated just as much, or even more than white supremacists? Fucking comedy gold
Jason Rodriguez
>incel lover
remember, the only sexuality the left wont accept is men that nobody wants to have sex with. if women dont want to touch your dick then that means you need to be rounded up and shot is what they believe.
Isaiah Walker
Wrong.
Hunter Allen
So it doesn't suffer?
I think something is wrong with me. Gore that shows people doesn't affect me at all. I don't watch gore so it's not that I became numb to it. It never bothered me.
But fucking hurting an animal? Makes me sick in a way that I can't explain.
Blake Campbell
Imma gonna post some lines
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Benjamin Nelson
So I gotta freeze the guy, then cut under his belly, and then I can cook him. I might mention this at the next lobster boil but I don't anyone will care enough. Still, I'd rather think that lobsters are too primitive to actually feel pain like we do. Though, I have argued that trees and plants might feel pain when we trim them or plant them in unnatural rows.
Cooper Sanders
I think an import part is your mind intent during it. A scientist demonstrated that plants can feel too, but we cannot all just stop eating, right?
Henry Bailey
Call me crazy but if you don’t kill it, don’t expose legs muscles, and don’t pour on salt, it will not suffer. Just happily hop away.