This fucking guy

This fucking guy.
How did Ted get so fucking cool?

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He got his shit pushed in by Don and he reformed himself

He’s lurking right now

fpbp

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Lyin Ted ---> Lion Ted

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This guy looks fun

He's not. He takes the side of commies.

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Live and Learn. Learn from your losses.

He figured out the best way to ensure the preservation of the bill of rights was to be on Trumps side.

Top ten anime redemption arcs.

these

Ted Cruz speaks like a senile virgin, and he looks like a mole rat kinda

This. He probably frequents SIG

....

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This. He finally saw the full power of memetics and studied the art well.

Lol filename

H-hayai
I miss tedposting

He lost gracefully

Literally this.
Ted is vegeta to donald's goku

Agreed and nice numbers

Ted will make a serious run in 2024, count on it

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Digits don't lie

The bullied became the bully.

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>How did Ted get so fucking cool?
he is the OG of thot patrol.

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Is that a can of Bang's in his hand?

He likes gnombs

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Unironically watched a few of his YouTube videos this week, his channel is not bad

Trump taught him how to win

literal beard implants

Jow Forums is so fucking cucked that they considered Donald Trump peak masculinity in 2016, Ted Cruz in 2019

This.

Cruz and Hawley are becoming powerhouses in the Senate. It gives me the slightest glimmer of hope that all is not lost.

Now that the dust has settled, did the spittle end his 2016 run?

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He condemned Nathan Bedford Forrest day.

>Jow Forums is so fucking cucked that they considered Donald Trump peak masculinity in 2016, Ted Cruz in 2019

No you fucking nigger. People considered these two to be masculine for politicians. Considering we've had politicians like Orrin Hatch, Mitch McConnell, the Bushes, etc. it was refreshing to see male polticians being men again. Hell even Lindsey Graham seeemed like less of a faggot after he got a little Trump dick slapping.
Not only is Trump trying to make the country great again, he's trying to make men great again.

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not since vegeta have we seen a redemption arc such as this

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Fuck I'm dying

He's a Zionist.
Stop posting Zionists on Jow Forums
This is an anti-kikery board.

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Hes the average "conservative"

>Top ten anime redemption arcs.
seriously though
I liked Cruz in 2016 but love him now

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You just KNOW that honker will support Israel

wtf is he drinking coors light while doing a proceeding?

10/10 lafed

He knows one day the delegates could be his.

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SO BASED AND REDPILLED

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>hes no longer lying ted, hes soarin ted like an eagle.

That was a real booger that flew out of his nose onto his lip. I would say yes, completely irredeemable.

Someone shop Ted drinking a monster zero ultra.

Ted 2024?

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Nevermind actually.

Is he drinking a Steel Reserve?

I've said this probably close to a thousand times now, but lads, for the first time ever I actually fucking mean it:

WTF I HATE TRUMP I'M A CRUZ MISSILE NOW!

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Cruz didn’t change, Trump just cucked in every major policy and became an establishment MIGA RINO.

He raises the Talmud high, puts it down, and then he lies. Lyin' Ted Cruz

Its a monster, hes a boomer

Taught by the best

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Nazis are just as bad as commies you brainlet

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He's the early antagonist that becomes a bro
See. Polnaref

*loses the midterms in your path*

Oh shit, a lolbert that hasn't been run off yet. Let me laugh at you some more, faggot

>How did Ted get so fucking cool?
He grew a mother fucking beard!

> thinking a petulant whining spoiled trust fund baby who was gifted with wealth is a definition of a “mans man “

Republicans really do have an incel problem lol

Good job Johnny! You get a gold star and an A in US history! Now go be a good little wage slave you go-getter you!

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All politicians are Zionist and are blackmailed by mossad and aipac and owe allegiance to Israel and the corporations that pay them.
Politics is a fucking sports show

anybody got that pepe lindsey grahm pic where he is dresses up as Pepe?

Is he having a beer on the job?

he actually did it, the absolute retard

He's got a Wesley Mouch vibe in that photo.

>he thinks I'm a lolbert

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Crying incels

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Pic related, you

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I miss Red Ted Redemption threads.

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Gotta be over 18 to post here user.

Remember when Trump's plane flew right over Ted speaking outside? in Ted's spontaneous laughter you can hear his moment of realization.

what kind of Trump fans are you fags if you can't even recognize a classic Diet Coke can? ted is drinking pure Trump fuel

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He looks like he put on 40 lbs. Now we know why he had that beard, to cover his disappearing jawline.

He's always been based. He's a faggot neocon on foreign policy but would've gotten it done elsewhere. We chose Trump bc he tipped his fedora to us.

TRUE
CONSERVATIVE

No, he has always been a faggot.

Trump beat him. Ted saw the light and hopped onboard the Trump train.

he's half a fag like everyone else in here

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