Help us America

help us America
do something

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Uhn unn, nigger. You got yourself into this. Get yourself out.

oh how the mighty have fallen

Ask the Iranians if they have a loicense to board your ships

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on our way!

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if America hadn't sanctioned Iran this never would have happened
its all your fault.
we were trying to help you.

>bomb Iran for us now, goyim!
In ten years someone will release a book proving everything that happened in the past three months was non-stop Mossad operations. And no one will care, it won't get airtime, and no politician will do anything about it.

>check how Britain is doing
>oh, Boris, that crazy nigger who gets called a Nazi and is a popular right wing figure in the conservative party is gonna be PM?
>look him up
>financially liberal
>socially liberal
What the fuck is wrong with your country Jesus Christ.

The absolute fucking state

Right wing in England means you are socialist who likes Israel.

Trump is a gay coward with a limp dick, he won't move

Na

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>British
>White

>(((iran)))

wow how unfortunate, just in the middle of the brexit negotiations!
surely this won't have an economical impact on the UK.

That's it.
I'm done defending Iran.
They've definitely done it this time. Israel, as the only democracy in the middle east, deserves better. We have to stop this nonesense and put an end to Iran right now.
Or else we might be facing another holocaust.

Hit the nail on the head.

>superpower bullying 3rd world country
s-stop iran :( no bulli

>bash America and Americans all the time calling them mutts
>then beg us to help you
Nah fuck off hope iran nukes your inbred island

Fuck of Shlomo. The West is sick and tired of fighting wars for Israel. If Israel wants to attack Iran, go ahead, leave us out.
What holocaust are you talking about? The real one, where Soviet Jews killed nearly 10 mill Ukrainians or where the Young Turk Jews killed nearly 2 mill Armenians?

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They won't help

Lol, we can take care of Iran.

.t seething mutt
I'm glad America is a dying nation, Israel will milk you for every penny we can get before you are overrun by hoards of spics and niggers.

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Armenian and Holodomor are fake propaganda pieces.
>It was real in my mind though!
I'm sure it was you disgusting mutt.

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>muh false flag jew filename
retard

Do you have a loicense for that tanker ?

>using a fictional countries flags...

>digits
This has to be satire. Here's your (You).

lol k
Be right there.

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Now is your time to strike and retake the Falklands do it

Sloppy job Mossad, return the Iranian boat you stole.

You guys don’t like trump so I don’t think you want our help

>attempt #37367435764672695

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>IRGC claiming to have seized a SECOND TANKER

WE'RE COMING! DONT WORRY BONGS

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Fuck the UK but did you say OIL was in danger?

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Why the fuck would we help cuckistan?

FIRST OFFICIAL US RESPONSE

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Cute. Saved.

Ask Canada.

>You got yourself into this
I thought John Bolton was American?

You definitively show the weakness of a BritCuck

Now cry for more "help" from your bitch that you call NATO

Cmon "Great" Britain

Try to Pirate the 7 Seas without doing a thing

Just try to use the US again to fight your wars

The Bowelfoul Declaration is as dead as the Prime Minister that spawned it.....

Send in the Norf fleet.

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Kek this is a stark contrast from the smug prick gloating about scaring Iran away two weeks ago. Thanks nigel.

>help

Fuck you, nigger.

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Use that ramp boat you're so proud of.

>Canada
>having any naval capabilities
lol

You guys need to send HMS Victory and slap the fuckers.

we're going in boys

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Ok. We will give you some sanctions

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the UK doesn't even DESERVE oil tankers.

S

Like the opinion of Londoners matters

>2FWlWYQv
You ain't gonna do shit boi.

Why do you need fossil fuels? It's bad for the climate crisis

Don't try to think, lads. That is for Americans to do!
Nothing worse than a lackey that oversteps his authority!

>Iranian navy pulls out knives

>"lol fat burgers"
>"your president isnt welcome in london"
>"i hate america"
>iran seizes oil tanker
>"america pls help"

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Who is this "we" you speak of. I hate this country, so get your beloved leftists and affirmative action human garbage activated.

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Send your elderly jewish draft dodgers.

still no word from the (((EU))). busy shredding documents and withdrawing comments.

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>help us America

What a familiar ring

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Why do britcucks do this? Never seen any other nation do this kind of "help me" posting. Is it supposed to be banter? It's disgustingly cringy.

>help us America
>do something
Ehm, no.
We told you not to steal the Iranian tanker in the first place.

I thought the british had pride

Unfortunately a lot of literal children from the UK find their way onto this board. Americans and other English speaking countries have the same problem. OP is a probably 12 year old.

why do cucks chose meme flags? It's disgustingly cringy