Florida. Best State. Fight me

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Saved.

If you don't live near the ocean, lake, or spring you're doing it wrong.

We got all 3.
And every horny european girl on holiday.

Based river, also I felt a rocket the other week at like 4am, shit scared me
I just wear a lot of clothes, I always wear a hoodie, jeans, shades, and boots. I only go outside at night because I don't like walking outside for like 10 min and needing to shower, luckily my area is safe enough to jog at night

It's too expensive I still live with mom and she has 11 children and im the oldest, our renters are trying to sell our house for some ridiculous high price so were stuck here forever, Fucking Florida real estate agents are delusional boomer cunts, anything near the water is boomer central

Dude. . . Why?
I mean if. . . NO! Why would you wear something like that?
Yeah Space X is launching those rockets with boosters that return (breaking sound barrier upon return. If you're not close enough to feel it rumble while going up then it will surely surprise you)

I have very bright eyes and they hurt quickly in the sunrays, so I wear the hoodie, and I have to shave my chest hair and face because I'll overheat, I guess it can be okay to wear a lot as long as you aren't always in direct sunlight

Agreed. Fret not. TIme will see that they are soon disposed of.

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Day of the pillow soon, actually if you have seen a lot of boomers have been breaking bones and prematurely getting put in the hospital, I think it's because the government puts floride in the water, which is why it has that awful grimy taste that combined with the Sulphur
Also did the government come and tell you a few weeks ago that the water is poisoned? They came and told us the water from tap can kill you, we have to buy that awful Publix water now

I love Florida. Best state I’ve lived in.

This is true.

this is the second time ive seen this posted
it now holds no power in this world.

Try me

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I filter me own, and me shaved corgi doggoes, water.
I never drink tap that shit taste like ass

Yeah we were filtering it too then toho told us a normal brita filter wouldn't be enough that we would have to boil it

Stop LARPing this is a Florida thread.
Either you have swamp ass, a tan, and a fervent hatred for yankees & niggers or you GTFO

What do you think of Broward?

I despise yankee Italian boomers and Haitian nigs more than any Floridian I swear
I'm not sure never been I've only lived in this state for 5 years I lived in Osceola for 2 years, we always go to the west coast to the beach

No state income tax, most of our border is shark infested water, publix sammich, the space coast, always wacky headlines because we don't memory hole real news.
Florida frens know what's up!

Northeast Florida is white and conservative

zogged and spic-pilled

I want out

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I left for Seattle to fight the good fight

Buncha niggers of all colors, but you know how to have a good time.

a shithole. its a good containment zone, like california. now if we could just nuke the bitch..

have fun paying exorbitant rent and taxes to help perpetuate and expand that mess. way to go.

I've been to 46 states

florida is a crime ridden nasty humid bug infested shithole and the only people that like it are natives that have never been anywhere else

Hurricanes, Cubans, Boomers, Jews, Boomer Jews, swamps and gators, no snowy winter (so it automatically sucks)

>not alabama
I do believe we have a million and a half less niggers than you in addition to also having hardly any hispanic population. Beaners sitting at the gas stations only happen in one location in the state and it's a fucking novelty. One of the fuckers actually was dressed in full sunbrero and everything. Also hardly any jews and the jews here are old jews while their kids go to florida or out of state.

Alabama IS the most based state to ever exist in the god damn country. We have been the last stand in every reguard to progressive policies and diversity policies. WE ARE THE LAST TO STAND! Also we have the only non-integrated public school system in the country and it's a top 500 school system in the country.

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Oh and there was one time you tried to take an island but you got rejected so hard they actually named the island "Ono" to remind florida how fucking BTFO they were.

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I’ll pay extra to smash commies regularly

Holy shit, how will Florida ever recover? Guess I'm an Alabama nigger now.

collier county reporting. june-august is unbearable here but at least it's not miami. is the north any better? i hear saint augustine is neat

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