Israeli childrens tv show

Israeli childrens tv show

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Death to kikes.

HOOTERS

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Is she wrong though? He tried to subvert their traditions, culture and customs. He tried to say that Jewishness is no longer an ethno-religious identity and that now everyone can be a Jew. Basically he tried to open up Israel to the entire world. And the told them not to oppose The Roman Empire.

>merkel
>yeshu
What is the difference?

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It's a based show.

>pic related

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I thought they didn't allow pornography on their tv.

I guess there is an exception when the porno can reinforce anti-christ brainwashing. very evil.

I'm not sure id the monkey is speaking, or the ultra-qt blonde.
Which one is speaking would greatly affect the message here.

So they put a half-topless wench on the screen to explain religions?
They just hoping Dad finally watches children's TV or what?

Notice the Jew refuses to say Yeshua, and only says Yeshu. As saying Yeshua, his real name, would elevate him to being the salvation sent by Yahweh.

God she's so fucking hot
Please God

idk what to say that pretty offensive

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What the actual fuck.

Hahaha and then these fuckheads really bitch when we burn an effigy of Judas

Are jews suseptible to such blatant propaganda? The tits are so over-the-top it's ridiculous

They were supposed to be masters of that shit.

I've never heard of this show or seen this woman, lol.
Nor do I even recognize the logo of the network in the top left corner.

Based

Jews have been ignoring God’s words for aeons. He exposed the kikes and made it so anyone can be saved, not just their tribe

Quite opposite of Merkel

This statement is 100% true christcuck.


fuck off back to fxp nigger

Sure schlomo.

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Thank you for that insight, meme flag kike.

I wanna cum deeply in that tight, Jewish puss

unironically based

Yeshua is coming back to throw you into fire, get ready Jew.

i would fap to this

Goddamn this is over a decade old. #flashbackfriday?

>Arad was the scriptwriter for the satirical television series Toffee and the Gorilla that aired in 2007 on the private Israeli comedy channel, Bip (channel).

lol I haven't been there since like 2010
grow up you 2000s kid who's only here because he enjoys being an edgy kid

Israelis are absolutely based

It's needless to say, white Christians and their countries want reparations and compensation for his from Israel and Jews in general. More than once.

Anyone who is against this suggestion is racist and intolerant.

Also give me the link

Is there a rule against eating toblerone?

This.

>wanting Jews to preserve their jewishness
So how is Sweden doing again?

>bip
a channel literally no one watched because it always had the same shows on repeat
kek

That woman is a child by American definitions. She cant have sex at college with an older guy without it being #metoo rape pressure. She has to worry she wont be hired when she graduates if she refuses sex.

Jews hate and mock Christ at every opertunity. They are the ones who start the pagan threads and promoted the murderer Varg to manipulate the simple minded.

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the bitch is taken

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>Israeli childrens tv show
the new testament demonizes jews.
Jews have every right to dislike Christianity.
do you like Islam? well the new testament is like the koran to jews.

thats a how jewess

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>fxp
Is this the Jewish version of nn-douga?
Because it looks like that, and now I'm interested.

toffee and gorilla (2007), BIP network
written by Roy Arad

youtu.be/W1zUBSJ706I?t=4948

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the talmud is idolatry and you fake jews know it.

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Jesus taught that the goal of the Christian is to become as Jew-like as possible. Jews are the Christian's racial role models. Christians go to church in order to wish to be Jews, pretend to be Jews or learn how to be Jews. The Christian god's favorite race are the Jews. The invented story of fake Jesus starts when the Jewish race-god Yahweh chose a Jewess to breed with in order to create a Jewish messiah. The Jews watched Jesus come out of the hirsute Jewess that the Jew-god made pregnant. Jew-born Jesus studied Judaism and became a Jewish rabbi. He wore a yamaka. The Jewish messiah usually preached about Jews and the Jewish race-god. Jesus taught that the Holy Spirit comes from Jewishness and that the world would be saved if whites bred with Jews. Christians believe that hereditary Jewishness is the source of Jesus' magical powers. The inventors of Christianity gave Jesus preposterous magical powers as an enticement to cross-breed with Jews. The church was invented by Jews as an extension of the seed-maker of Abraham, so that whites and Jews could cross-breed. The Jew-king Jesus is portrayed as white, so as to deceive Europeans into believing that their king is a Jew and that cross-breeding with Jews will yield white children. Christians circumcise their children so they can breed with Jews. Churches give the money they collect to Jews to convert and inter-marry with whites. Christians name their children with Jewish names. The pope and cardinals wear Jewish yamakas. Every Christian ritual is indistinguishable from Judaism. This signals the magic pro-Semitic racist Asian Jew-god called Yahweh, so he'll let Christians into heaven for being Jew-like. At the entrance to heaven, where the god of the Jews and the king of the Jews live, is a Jewish clerk that examines how Jewish you are. The Christian is motivated by a set of perverted ideals based on hirsuteness and race. His only plan is to turn you into a Jew.

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it's basically a forums-based website
supposedly the biggest in Israel, but it's mainly used by kids and teenagers

That picture is actually a pretty funny critique of America though.

jew here, this has never been on tv, fake news first time seeing it, looks like some edgy student project

This is hate crime.

Who is this person?

Maybe a Christian fake NGO can go after her.

Shall we call Christian police officers to deal with this hate crime?

We need special laws and legal privileges to protect Christians. Anti-Christianism laws.

From now onwards criticising Christians and/or whites should be a crime.

bip was literally a comedy channel, nothing there was for kids
but what can you expect from a leaf

Fuck yourself UN Jew. There's no Israeli as bad as a UN Jew

HERE SHE IS BRUSHING HER TEETH FOR 4 MINUTES

youtube.com/watch?v=mFwEuBHk-ws

no it's israeli 9gag

Bip was based

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>thank God for God finally letting goyim also be saved
Imagine thinking this is a good argument.
Sorry but the Old Testament only makes sense for Jews and therefore Christianity is completely retarded and gay.

"The Divine gives Gods to the peoples/cities according to their spirit."- Julian. And obviously YHWH was clearly the God of the Jews. So if a Jew comes along and says "no that's not true anymore! Jew? wtf is that! we're all human beans. Israel? That has nothing to do with blood and soil anymore, now Israel is the entire world ;^))))" he deserves to be killed. You can't deny this.

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mind explaining the joke?

Even if it is comedy, it is racist and intolerant.

My paid activists will throw a tantrum in the media to gain more support for legal privileges for Christians.

Racism isn't allowed in Christianity, you walking disability charge:


>Galatians 3:28 “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

>Leviticus 19:33-34 “When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.”

>John 13:16 “Truly, truly, I say to you, a servant is not greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him.”

>Acts 10:34-35 “So Peter opened his mouth and said: “Truly I understand that God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears him and does what is right is acceptable to him.”

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someone's already summarized it somewhere
but apparently it was some show that mocked history shows

Honestly it seems comfy. I think I'll watch some

is israeli 9gag filled with christkilling edgymemes?

whats considered edgy in israel?

>actual pagans don’t exist

Well (((they))) got us there

found my new reaction image

Thanks for your input, memeflag.

BS.

Obviously, you have no idea about the Christian religion and the teachings of Jesus.

>What's considered edgy in israel
Seems like supporting palestine would be the ultimate edgelord move for an israeli kid.

based
im starting to think Israel actually deserves a place for being this redpilled

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That is correct.

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whats her name achim

Ok this reminds me of that monogatari episode with the toothbrush incest

Hmm.... Well today's kids openly talk about sucking dick as an edgy activity

>Let mutual love continue. Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it. Remember those who are in prison, as though you were in prison with them; those who are being tortured, as though you yourselves were being tortured.
Hebrews 13:1-3

>[38] Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: [39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Matt.5 Verses 38 to 48

>‘I am a stranger and an alien residing among you; give me property among you for a burying place, so that I may bury my dead out of my sight.’
Genesis 23:4

>You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.
Deuteronomy 10:19

>The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
Leviticus 19:34

>‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’
Leviticus 27:19

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I've just looked it up, that show in general was mocking early Israeli children shows.
Bip was a "comedy channel" that existed in one of the cable networks in Israel - dunno if it's still up.

Why are you making fun of other religions when you banned other religions to do the same against you?

Does this mean that it's ok to make fun of Judaism, Jewish history or the holocaust from now?

Same rules apply to everyone or not?

get your pilpul straight

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could you imagine if a jew accused americans of propagandizing kids with wonder showzen? what fucking retards you all are.

Shahar Rosenzweig

she's a b-list celebrity

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Are the captions accurate? It seems pretty extreme even for you guys.

>wanting Jews to preserve their jewishness
They should. And they should rebuild the temple and restart the sacrifices. That would be comfy as fuck. All Jews should go back to Israel though.

Not even defending Jewish behavior. I'm defending their right to their tribal religion.

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Remember, slavery was an American invention.

based leaf

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That's more like an edging activity.
Badum tsss

Based

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>Yahweh
telling the Christians to worship Set again, eh Shlomo

mainly, yeah
but then again - it's a satire show
not a kids show

>Rosenzweig
why do you fucks keep German names man
thanks though

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thing is, its the Jews themselves who imported them, what, you think the Portuguese owned the ship? They only manned them.

> jews saying bad things about jesus is unusal
> this is extreme for jews

lurk more newfag

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I’ve never been happier to see an Israeli user, thanks fren.

subtitle reads
>you are an antisemite and you need to be killed

it's an honor in israeli society
differentiates you from the mizrahi monkeys so everyone will you your'e higher class

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Show flag

>memeflag taking things out of context as usual
yawn

From 30 years ago I might add

> a fucking leaf
Yeah I know but they don’t normally say that shit on mainstream TV shows, wouldn’t wanna spark anuddah shoah

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wat

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having a German name is high class in Israel
what the fuck is this honk world lmao

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it's all intact
im not even jewish lol

lmaoing @ all the kikes here and goyim actually siding with the literal devils

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Those are dildos. You ain't fooling no one.