Take the test and post "negative" results faggots
>Psychopathy
>Machiavellian-ism
>Narcissism
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Jow Forums Dark Triad Personality Test
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Meh...
Shitty test, desu. Too few questions, which were too elementary and marginalizing in nature.
A lot of them I answered off the bat, without really thinking.
To be fair i didn't expect this outcome
do u know of any better ones?
that's the whole point, i think
i was pleasantly surprised at mine.
Machiavellisim is a feminine trait you stupid fucking cucks!
About what i expected
If there was "vengeful" on the list id be like 95%
It's about what I expected.
Damn glad I don't know any of you guys for real, you'd stab me for a beer and some sausage
Strange result. 75% across all.
I don't mind feeding into these analytics, I'm interested in the result.
Meh.
Why dont girls like me?
kek
girls are naturally most attracted to just that foo
Vlad the inhaler
I need a better test
Anyone that tests highly on these traits is not browsing Jow Forums. They are out fucking 3d women who find them irresistible.
why is everyone on pol a psychopath?
because this test is stupid bullshit
They're just bitter and edgy
38 avg
Yeah, normie reporting in.
didn't really tell me anything i didn't already know..
Should this be testing what I strive towards or what I am at my weakest point?
I always struggle with such tests because they would be too easy to manipulate....
>10% darker than average
nuh uh, all white here
user stop trying to prove something
>63%
>46%
>19%
>43%
How'd I do?
I'm not too awful.
>all these psychopath 45%+ers
Read the 48 laws of power and stop being faggots, you faggots
Half of you probably don't have the self awareness as to why you can't hold influence over others for more than a few years
Forgot image
Psych graduate here (yeah I know)
We were always taught that machiavellianism and psychopathy were essentially the same constructs, except the former came from the psychotherapy model (psychiatry) and the latter from psychology
Go back to mongolia
Im autistic and a bit chubby so i dont think thats true
Lol those leading questions need to be masked better. That was awful.
33% average apparently. 0.17 lighter than average.
the average normie is way more narcissistic because of social media
not a very nice test
4% lighter than average
fag
Should I be concerned?
Perhaps I don't belong here
im a big oll puss-puss I guess.
INFP-T is what I get from the 16personality test.
lighter and darker...
isn't that a little racist...
just saying
I'm too pure to be amongst you niggerkikes
>wow, putting others above yourself is so gay bro.
>Bro, you would die for your children bro, wow you're such a fag bro.
people here go full narcissist and wounder why they have no friends. SAD!
id be your safty fren.
Pretty accurate desu
gay rick and morty tier questions
>tfw good person
Psychopathy is the incorrect term for what they appear to be testing for. What they should be using is sociopath. The questions I felt were leading to increased psychopath scores were about empathy for others. The questions I was given were about other people dying and shit; why would I care about some celebrity dying? It makes no sense, if they're not in my nuclear family or immediate social circles I don't give a fuck.
daww, your a big oll softy :3
Gay
No wonder most of the population is going to hell.
Yeah there's no nuance. You could effortlessly game it either way.
Online tests are always shit anyways.
Probably a far worse narcissist than this suggests.
Unlike most people here aiming for the edgiest score I was 100% honest
They require a high school diploma or equivalent. Sure lots of dummies get in but I actually think that requirement with others is enough.
I'm a good little boy. :)
I was my first one but now im trying for 100% everything.
Unlike most of you faggots who want to appear mean af to be in the Jow Forumscool club, I answered honestly.
What a shit test. Probably a honeypot thread too, but I don't care
so many nufags eating up the data mining thread or, is it just the lefties and trannies ?
Yeah, could be. But I'm just a zoomer sitting behind the monitor in complete darkness.
No way to know if that's true or not, tho.
Love you guys.
I also took this one.
Scored 66% on psychopath which let's me know this test is fake as fuck.
Niggers tongue my anus
Um...How'd i do?
Well this was expected
Well I think your wonderful user!
Am I gay?
I've got 2 8/10's shitting up my DMs from tinder and being annoying that asked to come over but I said no
>mfw I said no because i find browsing Jow Forums and laughing with you faggots more amusing than sex now
>mfw am the antithesis of roasties
>i am OP, an autistic narcissist with a mensa IQ of 128 who doesn't fuck girls when given the opportunity
why am I the way I am?
Oof
If your score makes you gay, then I am a full blown flaming faggot. I was 15.17% lighter than average.
Nice data mining thred faggot.
Also this test was fucking trash, way to oversimplified to spew out these labels, come back with one with 200+ questions if you want some even slightly accurate data.
so we're all machiaveliians in here exept for a couple of those earlier empathic faggots?
that... that's not possible!
Hmm.
Cuuuuuckkkkkk
pretty much. makes sense.
the vast majority of us live daily, normal lives in a facade and don't step out of line during the day to avoid normie persecution and then release our true, inner repressed selves in isolation (on Jow Forums).
I just got curious, but ty Sven. everyone here knows this test is a basic outline and not for professional psychological profiling, but you're right.
you're basically a pushover and easily manipulable by anyone and everyone. learn to carry a sheathed sword and learn how to use it, but hope you never have to unless necessary if you wanna change that.
Look at me Jow Forums.
I’m the normie now.
This test was very dumb.
Nyah-nyah, I got higher than you
>25% off mean is more normie than 4%
Yes, whether they are willing to admit it in online tests or not, most people are this way, wouldn't you agree?
>do u know of any better ones?
no, but that doesn't mean this one doesn't suck.
lol what are you guys even doing on Jow Forums ???
If this by some slight chance isn't a glow in the dark datamining thread then ill just say that the problem with tests like these is that they are way to fucking obvious and therefore unrealiable, everyone has a way they want to perceive themselves and when the questions are this fucking hamfisted the ego gets in the way and the majority of people just answer based on what they wish the results show in order to get some pathetic sliver of self gratification. For a test like this to actually yield any accurate results, no matter how many questions it holds, they would all have to be formulated in such a deceptive way that the test participant himself is not aware of what result his answer to the given question would yield. But in the case of this test anyone with an iq above 75 can clearly see the outcome of each answer and therefore, as previously stated, this test is shit.
>>tfw good person
This statement adds an additional 10 points to your narcissism. We regret to inform you that you no longer qualify for good person status.
Same friend asked me how the hell I get that level of spiteful when relatively a nice guy otherwise
This test is stupid because it doesn't ask you to distinguish between different people. For instance, I couldn't give less of a shit if some random old guy dies. But if a relative or a beautiful woman dies, I would say it hits me harder than most other people. I'm willing to lie to and mock people I don't care about, but not my friends.
Also, we all have grandiose fantasies. That's part of being human. No one fantasizes about being a bum with no job. We all want power.
Not necessarily.
Power means responsibility
Not even you gotta do the right thing responsibility, just it's work holding power. People are retards and expect you to govern them even if badly
Work is for cucks. I don't wanna work. I just wanna stab moderators, smoke, and fuck bitches
In that order
Machiavellian-ism is not a word, stop using it. The fucking autists who made it up were too stupid to comprehend the Prince or havn't even read it.
>We all want power.
No, we don’t. Plenty of people on this board would love to have the money to fuck off to the countryside and grow their own food.
Independence is a form of power.
No one but the laziest of NEETs would turn down the opportunity to become a high-powered business executive or famous actor. The exceptions to this rule are so few as to be beneath mention.
it's not really a good test, but I'm actually pleasantly surprised to find my results are pretty good
I have been in a dark place for a while and I've been feeling pretty bad about myself, but I seriously answered the questions honestly, so... 7% darker than average isn't bad at all
Admittedly I'd go for the business executive only to treat people horribly and use the money to make moderators lives even worse
Famous actor: tweet about how you should throw cement milk shakes at mods and watch my goyim fanbase do it
It's the only reason I make youtube videos but said mods have been cucking me for years from being YouTube famous
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>t. Guy who visited a "survey" posted here, and got evicted due to the harassment his landlord received for renting to a NAZI
>Independence is a form of power.
no it isn’t, and wanting to be a sustenance farmer is not grandiose