The B.O.O.M.E.R. Pledge

3. Resolved, that all boomers will mow no more than ONE time over a two week period, and that we must give up the riding mowers for our 1/8 acre lawns and buy a lawnmower that is proportional to the actual amount of lawn that is to be mowed.

I remember when I was a wagecuck and got inspired by that pledge pic. This was before I realized the system wanted to genocide me.

Boomers must live to be able to experience the true ghetto they created for future generations. So at the senior living community/nursing homes we will financially reward the black employees for the more ghetto they behave. Think of it as employee of the month, but for shanequas. Loud voices, loud music at all hours of the day and night, vulgar conversations, robbed and then when the cops show up they treat you like the criminal, etc

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4. ISRAEL is America

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>It is really that bad in Merica my retarded friend.
Living there.
And I'm the retarded one.

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My mom had to upgrade from an expanded Public Storage locker to an airplane hanger.

I would never leave user. Come on. This is my home. I must stay and hopefully one day help my brothers take it back from all the muds and shitskins. Australia is just as fucking lost. Are you going to leave? Or will you man up and fight for your homeland? I feel as if you are just a kike pretending to be this retarded.

How do you support yourself now? Neetbux?

4. I hereby resolve to beg every member of the younger generation for forgiveness for my support of Israel at the expense of so many American lives, and that I will wear a shirt that reads "Jews did 9/11" every first friday of the month.

Boomers love to wear a specific shirt on a certain day in order to support a cause.

They should have to sell one of their cars or boats in order to repay some of the kike war costs. While they are doing the paperwork they can watch one third of the holocaust in the lobby.

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5. I pledge to pay double the normal cost of any service provided to me for I have enjoyed decades of government subsidized house prices, lower taxs and lower food costs of anyone younger then me as compensation for destroying a functioning society and passing the burden onto white children.

>They had everything handed to them, >and my stepdad made me get a job :(

Ah, how about you have wrong genre for most part. Your describing millinials.
Your pissed because your real dad left you. Worked since I was seven, and my 4 brothers.

Okay, continue with the list....

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new fag

I would include banning mowers that do wheelies and exceed 60 mph

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Prove it!

ITT everything mommy and daddys fault.

>we create a list of promises Boomers must make in order to make up for

ALL OF THE BULLSHIT YOU ARE SPOUTING!

1. I promise NEVER TO VOTE IN SOCIALISTS
2. I promise NOT to be a burden on society, to be SELF RELIANT, and to manage MY OWN RETIREMENT, because Social "Security" is NOT SECURE [it's really just a big fat ponzi scheme]
3. I promise to WORK HARD, to BETTER MYSELF, and to BE HONEST IN BUSINESS AND LIFE.
4. I promise to give a hand up to my neighbor if he needs it AND asks for it, but not to FORCE IT, INSIST ON IT, or give any kind of HAND OUT. because I recognize that DOING THINGS YOURSELF WITHOUT ANY "HELP" is a MATTER OF PRIDE and ACCOMPLISHMENT!

and so on.

how's that? FUCK YOU if you don't like it. (if you don't like this, you must be a FUCKING COMMUNIST)

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boomers need to pledge to hurry up and drop dead

womenarestupid.site/blog/baby-boomers-need-to-hurry-up-and-die

>we create a list of promises Boomers must make in order
It was the children of the boomers and the children of those children that are the cause of today's problems. Boomers are fairly conservative and the last remnants of the "Best Generation" type of thinking.

Today's liberals are so afraid of being blamed for the problems they caused, they want to shove the blame onto the conservative boomers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dX9kQnCgpRY

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Boomers were the hippies. Boomers talk down on younger generations as being entitled, yet they feel entitled to their bullshit unfunded government pensions, social security, Medicare and Medicaid. Boomers sold out our nation. They were complicit in sending jobs overseas. They created the housing bubble that burst in 08 and the new housing bubble that has yet to burst. They vote like complete morons. They talk about limited government, being independent etc, yet they are the reason the government is so massive and we are so deeply in debt. They sold out all future generations for at least 100 years. Boomers are the worst generation ever.

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Boomers latched onto the hippie movement only when draft deferrals for white middle class students ran out.
They supported the war and the draft up until that point, but it was "make love not war - hey, that's *my* joint" after that.

777. I will use my tools every month, or lend them away. not hoard them on my wall while they collect dust.

reminder: Teaching the young to hate their elders is a primary tool of jews to destroy societies. It's to prevent the passing of culture, values, and traditions from generation to generation so that the jews can usurp that role and create the values and culture of the youth.

Every boomer hate and "eceleb" hate thread on Jow Forums was written by a kike.

ITT: Niggers bitching and complaining about their betters

First of all, Mike Rowe is barely a boomer, almost Gen X.

Secondly, his pledge basically amounts to, "I will take responsibility for my own damn self." Yes, boomers fucked us over, but it would be wise to heed his words.

Here's the full size for you plebs.

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Stupid fat boomerses! We hates em, stole the Precious.

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I hereby pledge to drain my 401k on a series of endless vacations, ensuring my children will not get an inheritance when I'm gone.

I hereby pledge to stand AGAINST the state. I will protect the interests of corporations and banks and even though it always causes recession I WILL support no taxes on large corporations.

Kek

What we've got so far The B.O.O.M.E.R Pledge
I. I hereby affirm that my generation sold out our posterity for cheap goods and labor, and to pay for that transgression I will spend the rest of my life securing a future for white children.
II. I hereby affirm that I own four too many storage units. I will stop hoarding junk in storage units. I will sell off all my storage units and petition others to do so as well, in order to provide housing for the younger generations that I have ruined by my ceaseless hoarding.
III. Resolved, that all boomers will mow no more than ONE time over a two week period, and that we must give up the riding mowers for our 1/8 acre lawns and buy a lawnmower that is proportional to the actual amount of lawn that is to be mowed.
IV. I hereby resolve to beg every member of the younger generation for forgiveness for my support of Israel at the expense of so many American lives, and that I will wear a shirt that reads "Jews did 9/11" every first friday of the month.
V. I pledge to pay double the normal cost of any service provided to me for I have enjoyed decades of government subsidized house prices, lower taxes and lower food costs of anyone younger then me as compensation for destroying a functioning society and passing the burden onto white children.
VI. I hereby pledge to stand AGAINST the state. I will protect the interests of corporations and banks and even though it always causes recession I WILL support no taxes on large corporations. I want the middle class to be stomped out and rural Americans to suffer as long as it's not the state and instead the corporations.