Pros/cons for wifeing a Brazilian

Pros/cons for wifeing a Brazilian

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Smelly monkey pussy and nonwhite kids

Pros:
>she might be white

Cons:
>she might not be white

None. I'm gonna marry a Russian, but I talked to Brazilian girls before. All of them are cool with sending hearts and flirting with other guys despite admitting they have boyfriends, a few will even talk dirty with you.

Brazil girls get insulted if you aren't actively trying to show you want to fuck them

Pros: maximum bunda
Cons: you get sprayed to death by a cartel hitman with an ak-47 when they find out which american town she fled to

people in europe and in the usa are not aware on the levels of admixture brazilians do have, specially from amerindians and subsharans (slaves), even the so called "whites"

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Pros: Dat Ass Doe
Cons: Might be Jewish

Pros: Might fuck the Jew out of her if you're not completely cucked already.

t. married to a Jew

cons: huehuebrbr keeds
cons: huehuebrbr keeds

cons: big dick
pros: big dick

we are better, smarter, and faster than you, memeflag. "cha cha chaaaa"
jelly, bleeeotch?

Pros: brazillian
Cons: Brazillian

Pros: bunda, dulces
Cons: Latina madness, trickiness

>pro
Big booty

>con
She’s Brazilian

Pros: High chances of being christian, good bunda and pussy

Cons: High chances of being a whore, uncultured and obnoxious cunt.

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Oh so just like here! Cool!

What do pardo women look like since I assume most Brazilian women don't aren't blonde and could be models.

>not marrying a jap

White man, we've already lost. You just don't know it yet.
How can white roasties compete?

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It's hard to tell, they are different from one another, so I'll just send some pics of pardas gostosas, okay?

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>smarter

200 years zero nobel prizes

Pros: Some of them are cute
Cons: typical latina hysterical behavior, money leeches, love drama so much you will be fattigued after a while.

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Gross
Decent

Yuck.

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None, unless she can swim to this pizza place in the middle of the specific.

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Brb booking a plane ticket.

Fuck, it seems that I'm out of brazilian pardas, sorry guys.

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Pros
>something put ur dickin
>evolutionarydrive too breeds satisfactioned
>love and kids and all that shit

Cons
>probably got dark nipples and black hairbut honestly if your4e looking at brazilians you aint no catch youself. At least if your kids are brown you can still get the in the world witn the affirmations action.

>real cons
Ne er met a Brazilians who over 40 didnt ugly as fucking dogshit, but again beggars and choosets and xhit.

Pros: feijoada
Cons:

Hans, Heinrich, or whatever your Weiner schnitzel name is, you aren't supposed to do that. It completely fucks up your kids in regards to their genetics, not to mention the cultural ripple of having a Jewish mother.

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The brotha just wana join da winnin team it same as movin from da knicks to da globetrotters yo

That's all women tbqh

My brazilian Gf is 65% portugese 17% french 5% spanish and 13% indian nig. She looks white and our kids will be a passable white. Perfect house wife to be as well. Cleans cooks laundry etc

>Pros/cons for wifeing a Brazilian
Stay away from our women.

baka.. first whitey steal our land.. then whitey steal our culture and now they be stealin our women. Fix Up Bro!!!

Just have sex and throw it away.

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fpbp

cons - Brazilian.

Depends, is she European decent? South Brazil is all German.

wew

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Apparently you cant be introverted or shy. You need to have that angst when you dont masturbate for a couple of days so the testosterone is high and your on edge.

/fio

White women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally everything else

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Pros: If you live in Brazil together you have an exit plan in America so she can't take you to the cleaners after a divorce.

Cons: She's a woman. Women are inherently pieces of shit who hate men and can only love selfishly. Marriage is for suckers who are so desperate for pussy they are willing to enslave themselves to an ungrateful piece of shit for the illusion of a lifetime supply (which is wrong 90+% of the time because the wife starts refusing several years in and you aren't allowed to do anything about it because in our modern world it's called "rape").