Redpill me on Florida man, what is his endgame?
Redpill me on Florida man, what is his endgame?
Asher Thomas
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Brandon Thomas
The true redpill is that Floridaman lives everywhere
Jaxson Ortiz
He just want's a Florida woman to love him and have his children.
Jeremiah Reyes
You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man.
Nathan Perry
You can take a nigger out of Africa, but you can't take the Africa out of a nigger.
Anthony Baker
He is chaotic neutral. A powerful force if one could ever harness him.
Jack Harris
>who is Florida man
Pinnelis county
Benjamin Cruz
Everybody knows by now the reason you hear about “wacky” criminals all coming from Florida isn’t because the people there are weirder or anything- they just have amazingly lax privacy laws pertaining to police records compared to every other state.
You don’t think that in places with way higher populations they’re just NOT committing the exact same kinds of crazy crimes? Of course they are. Journalists just don’t have access to it.
Sebastian Sanchez
is it possible to learn this power?
Jaxson Gutierrez
Not from a faggot!
Aaron Murphy
is the hacker known as Jow Forums it seems
Justin Green
>t. Florida Man
Nolan Collins
Fuck yeah! Nice to see you again Florida Man.
Anthony Rodriguez
fun fact: weird fucked up shit happens everywhere but florida is the most lax about disclosure
truth is florida man is in every state
he may even be in you, just lurking below the surface until you have one too many pork rinds and double-scotches and decide to pistol-whip your neighbor's dog
Caleb Barnes
Look man, that little shit had it coming.
If they didn't want me to do it then maybe they should have kept it on a chain.
Bentley Gutierrez
The Florida man is indestructible and can show up anywhere in florida any time at the most unexpected time.
Grayson Clark
I have professional man fights
I carry everywhere everyday
90% of my outfits are bathing suits
I may or may not fudge the rules on firearm restrictions
I may or may not have a top secret clearance
I may or may not be a mostly disabled vet
Some months ago I moved to Florida with one beautiful dream
I will become
>FLORIDA MAN
Landon Morales
>endgame
Nathan Kelly
>maybe they should have kept it on a chain
I like that in this scenario you’re implying that there’s still a chance you might pistol-whip your neighbors dog while he’s chained up anyway.
Julian Nelson
Who's got the pasta where Floridaman and nigger and spic take down the marauding lizards?
Landon Anderson
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck jannies
This is now a Florida thread
Brayden King
Well I'm sorry but he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP.
Logan Gomez
He's waging a one-man war against society. Truly siegepilled. Anyone who doesn't do the same is LARPing.
Hudson Reed
Florida is the Australia of America. Plus, Publix subs.
Bentley Hall
Bitch, come to Florida. Our state bird is the mosquito. There is an alligator in every puddle. Florida man has successfully adapted to his environment, is all.
Caleb White
What does that have to do with my post?
Jaxon Powell
the soil of Florida was cursed by the native Americans when they were driven out, there is no real explanation as to why just that state is so crazy
Connor Morris
Global domination
Nathan Reed
FLORIDA MAN REPORTING IN
Our endgame is... well...
>we see the world crumble around us.
>The limestone beneath our feet seems to give way much too early...
>It seems just the other day we were stealing oranges from the orange tree testing facility and eating some delicious oranges that probably had all sorts of shit in it...
>Long gone are our days of peace of mind.
>We cling to our cigarette addictions outside the malls by smoking off butts from ontop of the trash cans and walk through the humid swamp all burnt-red and shirtless just to buy a big ass dollar brisk fruit drink at the grocery...
The truth is... we do not know our endgame, yet collectively we all move towards it user.
Jaxon Phillips
Floridachads report.
>tfw the local gator is blocking your commute
Jace Sanders
Florida has a problem with bath salts.
Connor Johnson
Luis Hill
Based, Central Florida reporting
Adrian Robinson
>Tfw when local gator and florida man enter holy battle
>God-like enchanted farmer's tan
>Florida man hops on the back of the gator
>Pulls out his $5 big blue serated gas station knife from Circle K out of right pocket
>Puts the gator down
>Gator tail as a side with dinner for days
Luis Clark
>Our state bird is the mosquito.
half of the states in this country say this
Eli Cruz
Seriously. Every fucking time I run int some squarehead he's braggin it up about having gigantic blood sucking sky niggers, when he should be bitching about Somalians raping his homeland.
Bentley Campbell
Florida man is a secret society hell bent on bringing chaos to the world
they are everywhere
Landon Hall
Endgame: Florida Man astoundingly recites the launch codes
Josiah Nguyen
I'd tell you but then I'd have to burn you alive and masturbate in your front lawn
Nathaniel Jackson
This.
T. Floridian male
Adrian Robinson
If you've never been to Florida the thing nobody tells you is the whole place smells like ass.
Charles Phillips
True Floridians will effortlessly go day by day in their environment while at the same time decrying it for the absolute shithole it is.
>Hurricanes? Easy.
>Gators? We go airboating just to see them.
>Worst threat? Love bugs.
For non Floridians, imagine a melting pot of 50 states driving patterns plus foreign driving patterns. Now navigate that in wind gusts and blinding rain. Oh, and sections of highway that have been known to be on fire every few summers.
Charles Adams
methamphetamines can show you the way