Former glow nigger here AMA

Weirdest thing from here you had to explain to people?
Obvious larp, but may as well have fun.

does this picture make you laugh?

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A few years ago there were a lot of Nigger Dick threads and at that time the higher ups didnt get that not every thread needs to be monitored, so we had to sit through them and download every pic and send it through a decrypt process.

what exactly are they looking for or are they paid to spread disinformation?

BBC strikes again

lol be a glownig,

>> 30 years of hard work
>>want to retire to the lake and relax

one last post...... former glow nigger here AMA

How many people are going down because of Epstein

do you mean what boards did we look at most?
Mostly Jow Forums, /b/, Jow Forums, /v/, /news/, /sci/ and /tv/
There were servers dedicated to webscrapping for keywords as well so we go to every board at some point.

how big is your cheese pizza folder?

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which threads are more interesting to those "higher ups" aether physics and forbidden/suppressed science and history threads or threads calling for insurrection/terrorism?

*Pfffgh*

If they want me they are going to have to attach a tendie tax break on all tendie purchases.

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>Get payed thousands for browsing through Jow Forums
How the fuck do I sign up?

I mean what kind of threads do you monitor on boards but that's helpful too I guess.

Proof.

What were some of the keywords?

Would you rather fight a whore-sized cuck or a cuck-sized whore?

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You have to know the answer to this

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Definitely.

lemme guess former FBI or SS and you are affiliated with infragard

>keywords
nigger they watch you with super classified shit, they don't use a web browser or a server
do you think this is 1985 or something

LARP/10
Would sage again.

>implying we care ab It any informative thread.
Congratulations on being qualified as below average intelligence.
On Jow Forums of all places.
We don’t give a fuck about what people “know”. OP is a LARP.

>doyouthinksomebodywoulddothatjustgoontheinternetandtelllies.jpg

you're the ones who egg on fedposting to try and justify you're own existence right?

or are the leftists just really that psychotic that they want their own people to die to make themselves seem morally superior?

Which tripcode/namefag posters do you pay the most attention to?

What were you supposed to monitor? What was the purpose of your job?

Is the information they have capable of hampering me getting a job in law enforcement? I've been curious for a while.

no.
i had to write a 5 page report on what the word "jewgle" meant.
disinfo mostly, a lot of sliding when news breaks, but they also attempt to identify users based on photos and typing style, im not sure how it works.

>offer them a salary around $80k-$120k
you cucks get paid 80 grand to get intellectually blown out by kids regularly?

sad. imagine going home to your wife spiritually and emotionally broken by Jow Forums. can you still feel like a man?

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>i had to write a 5 page report on what the word "jewgle" meant.
only 5 pages? oh yeah tough concept to grasp there lol

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what is the agency that monitors the site? you're not in it anymore so you can name them

>no.
this is why you complete morons are so obvious

I am The Clockmaker.
Ask me anything.

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>intellectually blown out

this except ironically

this place lacks logic is 90% of their arguments/discussions. 2ez

but the Jow Forums in me wants to believe they are mostly trolls/parrots/sheep so i stick around for the intellectual conversation and few morsels i can find every now and then

They're redditors. This place had a lot more solid foundation in their arguments before 2016. Now it's unironic facebook infographs with no source.

they didnt tell us
cuck sized whore
no
walmart user

Do you know if your higher ups get a kick out of this place or agree with the sentiment?

>walmart user
Why?

as far as i know no.
Q is a larp, trust me.

Do you remember the golden rule?

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fake and gay show proofs

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kek

What is the best board and why is it /d/?

Is it really down to specific speech patterns in writing or do the powers that be have the ability to find a specific dealer on the darknet at any point in time and if they did why would speech patterns be relevant on the clearnet?

>I am intelligent, the post.

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the memo said they identified him as "a dangerous, well known individual"

I know that you know exactly who I am.

you're worst nightmare.

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Coward. Your shit is clearly fake and gay.
Not only would a whore-sized cuck put up a greater fight, but you would be beating up a cuck (the people responsible for women being able to vote) rather than beating up an ugly misshapen whore, which is roughly equivilant to beating someone else’s child.

Stop giving us a bad name you fake faggot.

What were you supposed to monitor? What was the purpose of your job?

national security threats as well as spreading disinfo and sliding.

Lol imagine having to work as a person that looks at nigger dick pics. What a sad sack of shit even if you are larping

I've never seen Walmart user. What type of shit does he post that makes him such a PoI?

SHILL I GOT YOU!

(((tag youre it)))

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How is a guy working a minimum wage job dangerous? They ever look into the namfags who came before Q like Anonymous5 or FBIAnon?

Are CIA agents real?

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So have you help to stop share blue from spreading disinformation about DJT?
>muh camps

>how do you do fellow kids: the post

What ever happened to pipebomb/pols voice ???????

His post cost Hillary the presidency

>moniters
i doubt they hire brainlets

who do you think starts that shit?

Im_here_from_the_internet_maam.jpg

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no tag backs

hahaha stop it.
>delusional the post

>and others and offer them a salary around $80k-$120k
not fair. I'm here for free

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Did you ever feel like you hated yourself for being a kike janny?

>jewgle
Jews run Google

I did it 3 words. Does that mean I would have been better at your job than you were? WTF did you manage to fill out 5 pages with?

Pics of the breakroom at a FEMA Walmart

>moniters

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Tits or it didn't happen.
After you have shown your evident, and only then: how often and under what circumstances does Jow Forums give feds the IP address associated with a post?

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easy job. payed well. had laughs. nope.
they want to know why its said and if its true, how people are getting this information.

after reading hoxha i realized that the USSR had to go for being a bunch of filthy revisionist traitors, thanks for the good work

on demand.

Whats their goal in spreading disinfo? Who assigned us as a threat? Which branch/chief started this shit?

When Walmart user would post would the entire agency go ape shit like in the movies when they are trying to trace a call and shit goes haywire right before they signal said person to pick up the phone so the trace could start.

Sos your higher ups ever done to realize how many fucking retards just spew shit out of their ass and have a giggle while other anons get all worked up ? Like what percent of post on fourchins do you think is just absolutely horse shit?

>moniters
seems totally leget

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Hillary started it with the intention of being the next Jewish sycophant

Bad autocorrect

Also what do they do about Lurkers? And how did Charlottesville change your job?

how many users does Jow Forums have? Also, why are they monitoring this site and it's posters? What does it mean to the people who post here? This is probably a fun larp but whatever. Let's hear your answer

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You provided no evidence and you managed to not answer a single point, young role-player.

how do I open the sunroof in my lexus SC? I keep getting a blinking red light, even though I've already pressed the button in the glovebox and checked that the trunk is free from potential obstructions

Keip upp teh gud montering OP

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I dropped a flower pot off a three story house onto some fags head and turned him into a vegetable and then talked about it here. Am I fucked ??

Shut up Reddit faggot.

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im not sure they dont tell us anything. just what to push. Obama gave the order to increase the program by nearly 700%.
he was assigned to a specific person on every shift, they get a notification if they system detects the person they are assigned to so no.
they take most posts very seriously.
lurker ip's are collected every time they request access to the servers.
Millions, most are lurkers. about 2% of users post 70% of the content.

Does ama also mean a million answers?

I can help you understand.
Users that don't rename downloaded files and repost them (with the same name) will be tracked. There are also flags hidden inside lots of the circulating files, by many parties.
Typing style - AI with lots of data.

Result: 75%+ acc.

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