(((they))) ruined almost all decent scifi/fantasy universes with a whitewashing

(((they))) ruined almost all decent scifi/fantasy universes with a whitewashing

>Startrek
Ruined
>warhammer 40k
to be ruined
>Witcher
Ruined
>little mermaid
ruined
>007
ruined

ITT: you have a big nose and your job is to cast sg-1 members in 2019.

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Jack O'Neill is played by a sassy, morbidly obese black woman handicapped by a lost foot from diabetes.

teal'c is played by pic related.
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>SG1 retires and is replaced by an all female (trans- and differently abled females too.) one is in a wheelchair, one has bipolar disorder, one is anorexic and they're all different shades of brown. All Goa'uld systemlords are ciswhite men. Most jaffa are wearing penis shaped helmets and scrotum shaped body armor.

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Carter will remain white, and will develop sexual relationship with a Tielk, who will remain black/or sanigger.

This will push propaganda, that white females are welcoming refugees of different spiecies and cultures

Pic related new Tielk

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Are you guys looking forward to the new Picard series? I'm really looking forward to seeing the cameo of 7 of 9 and her black boyfriend

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Yeah, I know the lowdown on this, studio is passing it around to various focus groups seeing how to relaunch it in modern age to tick all marketing checkboxes. You won't recognize it when it relaunches. Very sad.

Please hire me as a writer, I've shown I've got what it takes!

>Mutt is the main hero Hero
>Also bonus points for strong female character

Normified/10

Do you remember when scifi was made just to please few neckbeards? Do you remember when scifi was actually fun to watch?

Leave the cast pretty much the same.
Make Hammond retarded buffoon, Sam is married with Jack, who is cuck, Teal is bull, Jackson is mtf tranny.

Check my trips.
(((We need to push BMWF relationship)))

Also Goa'ulds have to be played by white actors only, just to remain as a symbol of the opressors.

Ori in the Alteran galaxy will be converted to radical christians.

dont ruin my childhood show please

OY VEY THATS NOT VERY PROGRESSIVE

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why

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Goaulds must be not just white, but absolutely white, pale, redhead, blue eyes, with some visible deformities like bulging eyes, too many joints hands, etc.

God why..

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General Hammond played by Bruce Jenner.

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Please post more

Sam is now a butch muscle-head lesbian.

Worst Re-cast:
Jack- Ashton Kucher
Sam- Lashana Lynch
Teal'c- Michael B. Jordan
Daniel- Lin-Manuel Miranda
Hammond- Robert De Niro
Best Re-Cast:
Jack- Chris Prat
Sam- Emma Stone
Teal'c- Christopher Judge (man hasn't aged a day)
Daniel- Logan Lerman
Hammond- Richard Dean Anderson
I'm bad at theses so really sorry about the quality.

Fuck off with your edgy racism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot incel with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.

I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. You fucking lardass social reject.

>Hammond- Richard Dean Anderson
keked, but would work

Stop watching Jewish made shit. It really isn’t difficult

Sadistic feels.

please don't beat to it user

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>Stop watching Jewish made shit. It really isn’t difficult
Name one decent non jewish movie from last 2 years.

Stop being an escapist and stop watching kike shit. They will ruin everything as long as you let them. There is a reason that no one from the mainstream shits on Islam.

it could have been.. beautiful

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that was the last season of stargate

Luddite approach.. good luck with you not mainstream attempt at anything

Spanish el bar was rather good.

13 years ago

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warhammer has been ruined by retarded fat guys playing with their power rangers

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what happened to 40k? it seems impossible to cuck, ik about that kids book a while back but nobody ever talked about it and it's like it doesn't exist

Its getting a jewflix show

That show was always pozzed with ancient aliens bs anyways.

Seriously? I wonder if they will pull chaos is good there, being satanists.

>Warhammer 40k
>To be ruined
I feel it coming. With the announcement of the new "Eisenhorn" show, 40k will be brought to the mainstream, and once people are exposed to the utter misery that is the grim darkness of the far future, they will ask:
"Why are there no female space marines?"
And that's how the corruption will start.

Seriously Bro have u watched stargate origins. Damage is done

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What's funny is that first edition 40k had female marines, and female guard.

>"Why are there no female space marines?"

There is the Adepta Sororitas which should be plenty enough to head off any serious attempts to create female space marines

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>Ori in the Alteran galaxy will be converted to radical christians.
I thought that was the angle they were going for but just more subtle than your post. After they won against the goa’uld the show basically became a shitty Star Trek rip off anyway

SGU was pretty bad also

Fuck off with your edgy activism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little queer.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking biological male.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a Trans basement dwelling permavirgin faggot that think he pass as a trap with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.

I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you trans fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier apple desktop because you're too dumb not to cave in to peer pressure, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and make one yourself. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby hormone-suppressant-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to dilate yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. You fucking social reject.

Only babylon 5 made it in one piece

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I recently rewatched SGU. And i quite enjoyed it.
It was just a little different, darker stargate series.

>After they won against the goa’uld the show basically became a shitty Star Trek rip off anyway
Well yep, last series against Ori were quite bad, but still much better than anything neflix may offer these days.

I can name only The Expanse not being so much cucked

As a fan of Stargate, Samantha was always an empowered wimmin character. She just didn't totally surrender femininity in the process. They even made fun of her for it in the anniversary episode parody where everyone is replaced by puppets.

You take your Startrek comments out of your whore mouth. DS9 was best in show. Enterprise is pure wholesome kino. TOS is fucking amazing full of bants and pushing the envelope. TOS cartoons are awesome. TNG is a damn good show. The only one I didn't like so much was Voyager. Discovery could be better if they would stop the season long story arcs and just be fucking Star Trek.

Objective standards for beauty (and for quality of any kind) must always be torn down by the Jew.

startrek is a socialist/commie vision of humanity's future, which is disgusting

>D********* could be better
>Implying that any aspect of that show isn't a steaming pile of garbage

> must always be
I wouldn't have this vidya cosplay if it were so

Just keep posting triss renders/cosplayers good damn pole

You must not have watched much Trek then. Trek portrays socialism the only way it would ever work. After WW3 Colonel Green used eugenics to wipe out over 30 million genetic rejects. Then they show that socialism only actually works with unlimited energy and the means of production in your living room. Every single civilization they met that was lacking those things was a galactic clusterfuck.

They'll come for the rest in due course. They can tolerate a pressure relief valve here and there (e.g., this site), as long as mass media and all the major organs for creation of culture are locked down tight.

Kikes are sick in the head. They hate beauty itself. That's why they must always pair up the pretties blue eyed blonde with the ugliest nigger taken straight out of the jungle.

Look at how many genres faggot tom cruise ruined

stop acting like a black chick is gonna be the new james bond. U all know damn well bond gonna be retired i this movie and she gonna have his codename while hes retired then she will die and hell come back.

fucking morons

Wtf is going on here and how can I be a part of it?

don't you dare shit on tom cruise, you can't bruise the cruise, his every movie is kino only ruined by kike directors, no joke, every "bad" movie of his was directed by kikes

This -- it's basically post-scarcity and post Aryanist cleansing (in the true sense of genetic fitness, not racial purity) society, which is plausible enough as Utopian conditions go.

Fucking faggot.

Tom Cruise is a kino-tier actor.

>utopia
>niggers exist
fuck that

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Daniel is to be played by an olive-skinned bisexual single mother with multiple mismatched kids.

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pomidorek

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Hammond will be played by a street-smart and sassy sheboon the speeks street gutter English.

Carter will be played by an abviously-not-passing faggot-dressed-as-a-women.

All the bad guys will be blonde-haired and blue-eyed married hetero men in traditional nuclear families.

Utopia because they can just replicate shoes all day and don't need to steal

As long as the master chief is a buff white guy with crystal blue eyes we still have all the hero we need

Niggers, no. But if you imagine Levar Burton / Clarence Thomas / Herman Cain as the bottom of the new bell curve, I think it would be plenty tolerable.

Wait, please tell me they're not rebooting SG-1 for Current Year +4 sensibilities.
I don't actually think I could take it.

>Implying they wouldn't use the "guy in helmeted suit" as the perfect opportunity to obfuscate
Hell, they might try to keep the secret under wraps until halfway through the first season they finally do the full bonobo reveal:

>As long as the master chief is a buff white guy with crystal blue eyes we still have all the hero we need

I've got terrible fucking news for you buddy: Master Chief is being played by Pablo (((Schreiber))), the brother of the guy who's sons have questionable behavior with their dad

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Good
less things to get distracted from
>white trash

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You didnt gas the Jews

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The original creators tried to reboot it because they were buttmad over the TV series being more popular than their movie. My understanding is that it was shit.

His face was revealed at in the legendary ending of halo 4, and there are anime’s of him as a child. He’s as white as it gets. Hell evens pale as a ghost due to being inside of his suit so much

It’s probably hard to find a decent actor who’s over 6 and a half feet tall. If they could have found a closer match they would have

>It’s probably hard to find a decent actor who’s over 6 and a half feet tall. If they could have found a closer match they would have
>its 2019
Any nigga will do

The girl is the future Borg queen and the child of Locutus and the former Queen. You've heard it here first, boys.

Also Jeri Ryan is still smoking hot.
And Brent Spiner could lose a few pounds.

>warhammer 40k
As a great lover of both the tabletop game and the writing behind it, 40k was never going to be good on film. It just doesn't work. It doesn't even matter who they cast, because it won't be worth watching regardless.

Are you the netflix user?

>Be /tg/
>Have enough force of personality that my group is willing to play whatever I want
>Run Warhammer Fantasy Second Edition
>Just ignore what kikes have written and run my own headcanon
>Everyone has fun
Stop consuming product and enjoy your own imagination.

No but it's quite obvious where the plot is going.

I also predicted the red angel ''twist'' from Discovery and my dad works at Nintendo, so you can trust my judgement.

>the child of Locutus and the former Queen

what

I don't remember this

>Stop consuming product and enjoy your own imagination.

It does not work that way user

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Borg Cubes have nurseries, it's not that far-fetched.

Besides, Picard's flashbacks in First Contact showed that there was clearly something between them. Although how that would work, I have no idea.

no
NO
FUCK

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>SG-1
>starring: a cabbage patch doll, a dog, an eggplant, a marionette and a plastic toy soldier.
>rated pg-13

>Implying that will be enough to stop the Jew from Jewing

It really is, at least for entertainment. Sure, we can't achieve our goals by disengaging from popular society. But for fictional settings you want to have fun with? I don't need permission from GW to run games set in the old Storm of Chaos plotline, and they can't pull the plug on me short of sending storm troopers to my house to force me to play AoS.

James Bond had a good 50 year run. I wouldn't say it was ruined. To be honest if they had any artistic integrity they would have ended it with Goldeneye, Bond doesn't work with the Cold War over. And Jodie Benson will always be Ariel, nobody is going to watch Disney's live action cash grabs 30 years later.

>I can name only The Expanse not being so much cucked
Try reading the books

Either that, or my guess -- which is that she's Data's daughter, who eventually goes back in time and creates the Borg (and becomes the queen)

>Try reading the books
Im planing to, but i need to finish autistic book series called Malazan.

I'm cautiously optimistic. It's an Eisenhorn adaptation, so they have two black characters to work with already, and it's being written by one of the guys who made Man In the High Castle.