Recovering Jewish Alcoholics

I can't stop drinking alcohol, my rabbi recommended alcoholics anonymous but it is not working for me

Please help me Jow Forums

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Why not just make it Recovering Alcoholics, why is your race relevant

There is literally only on solution for this.
Stay away from the stuff and never ever drink again. It aint gonna be easy tough.

There's an instant cure for alcoholism in jewish people.

Go to Ebay (because it has the best deals) and try to get a decent amount of giftgas. Open it right before bed and leave it on your bedside table. Before morning even arrives you'll be cured of your jewish alcoholism!

AA is for weak boomers.

POL seems to know alot about jews so i wanted their recommendations on dealing with alcoholism

Just stop drinking it, simple as.

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do like i did...spend two years in federal prison and you'll be cured

Medication wise: Baclofen will stop you, but you'll need a doctor for that

AA won't work for you. Step 2 of the twelve step program is "recognizing a higher power that can give strength". Jews don't accept a power higher than themselves.

Just keep it once a week nothing more man and wait for the big day

Are you OTD?

hurry up and get to your bottom...God is waiting

Try switching to gas. I've heard it helps you let go of the worldly desires.

Bartender here. How far deep are ya?

basado

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Off fucking topic you retard.

It’s the 17th of Tammuz.. what are u doing drinking on a fast day?

I'm anonymous but I'm not an alcoholic. I do find it odd that I've been hearing a lot of radio ads for "AlAnon" lately...

if it involves jews then its on topic

There is good evidence that TID daily gabapentin on the higher end of the dosing will reduce cravings and help you sleep while you stop drinking.
t. physician

Jewish method of recovering from alcoholism:
>Pour 80 proof bottle of whiskey on own head
>Light match
>Scream "It's anuddah Shoah!!!"
>Die

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You're not a Jew, just a LARPing goy

Nah, you need a legitimate benzo if the patient is physically addicted.

Kikes literally believe they can jew God by using a light switch with special wiring to comply with the Torah.

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> accepts muh Jee-Jeebus to cure your drug or alcohol addiction
> less than 2% success rate
What did Jewsus Kike mean by this?

> inb4 it wasn't real Jesus