You wake up as a tall, slender Hallstatt Nordid type with blond hair, light blue eyes...

All of the above with the exception of light hair and eyes. You don't need to be a blond to have these gifts.

You get roasted just for looking like that where I’m from

So, nothing out of the ordinary?
Other than maybe a grenade on my porch as a wake up alarm.

I would puke and freak out because I am no longer apart of the Celtic master race but a cuck snow nigger. I would lose my beautiful green eyes, my red hair, my iq would probably go down and I would be happy with refugees flooding my country and I would not have my intuitive powers and musical ability

>this.

green eyed master race

Tfw belonging to the most aryan people and also the most cucked

I'd rather stay they Tall Green eyed Red headed man I am.

This.

In all seriousness though user I would go about my day as normal I used to be ugly until puberty hit but I would stay me

that guy doesn;t have a bony face at all

Your dream should be to wake up and knowing how to greentext.

So just a normal day then

I wake up like this every day.

>What is Iceland
>What are the Faroe Islands

Some things are more important than the ability to greentext. Like slaughtering shitskins who are naturally weaker than you instead of standing there applauding while they rape your gf.

>Some things are more important than the ability to greentext.
Simply not true.

Currently look exactly like that, and better looking then Op's pic who is in the "above average range". Also a very socially intelligent and charismatic person.

Life feels good but the problem is that of the world, the collective and the individual. Your change is only half of yourself there still exists the sufferings of the world and my peoples. And even then the individual - if he had such obsession with looks - now can only look past to greater individual problems. Man still suffers individually from existential difficulty's, emotional inferences, and the problem of loneliness. It is now not a problem of the inability to find a bro/gf in your cases but rather the over accessibility of such things. Most people are just people you meet on the way though you may of befriended them, you find very few men who are your equal.

Now my children come to me, engage in student-chad dialectic and ask what thou wishes to know on women, people, the world, philosophy, psychology, etc.

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t. ugly incel

This explains a lot.

I'd start a massive underground crime syndicate of white nationalists and convice jews to kill themselves.

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You don't need to be tall and slender, that sucks ass. Better to be buff than slender. The only thing that matters is white european skin and a 3 digit IQ, the rest is just added aesthetics to the Aryan man.

Telling that to a spaniard...
Wrong person buddy we dont have that mentality here,maybe thats why we had one of the biggest empires of history.

I would suck black dick.

I wouldn't be that shocked cuz that's already me. Unless I looked totally different then I'd be like ... woah

>Checks flag
>Checks out

No thanks, id off myself if that was the case

Same here. Red haired master race will rise and rule the globe. The fourth reich will be ours!

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lol, perfectly fits to

You planning on taking over germany?