Global warming is back in Europe - for the 4th time this summer

120 f... That is 104 you math deficient cretin. Waaaaaa I'm hot mommyake it stob

If only we had some sort of name for these months of sun that was used year ago something like summer?

Terrible weather for alcoholics.

I mean if global cooling was possible we should definitely do it to btfo niggers
But I doubt cutting emissions will bring the next ice age

If the world is set to become a globohomo shithole, then why care if global warming is real?

Maybe it's Adolf's spirit coming back to oven the whole planet.

ermagerd quick, let's dump money into the socialists, surely they will stop the jet stream from being out of whack, periodically bringing warm air from the south during summer and cold air from the north in winter. Oh and surely they will stop the increasing TSI/UV from the sun and its weakened magnetic field, oh and it will definitely fix the magnetic reversal. STOP FARTING YOU FAGGOTS HOLD IT IN

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>tfw comfy 26 degrees at mid day
Fells good living in a place right in front of the sea and right at the feet of the alps

The red one looks way scarier. The last 10yrs really changed everything in terms of temperatures, much worse now.

It’s called global warming waves, here.

Meran?

Can you even read a chart? Top is way worse, that is why its all red.

Lol, wtf are you even on about? 40°C is way too hot for crops, especially when it is usually accompanied by drought.
Crops historically grew well in much of the US because of the quality of your soil, not because of climate.

That's 104 degrees you retard and while that's hot, it's fairly rare and nothing new.
>I'm hot, global warming
>I'm cold, climate change
>It's flooding near rivers and oceans 50 ft above the water, climate change
>My vagina is not perfectly temperature controlled therefore you need to eat bugs, convert to Islam and live in commie have block cubicals.
Fuck off. Be a part of the solution and kys.

No extreme west liguria

show pic my dude

Of what?

>120 Fahrenheit
>in germany
no

We're just being retarded Americans. We just have a shitload of land so something is always growing somewhere.

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the alps or something

Why?

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It warms you up even more

Ah OK. This is from a beach next to a river very near where I live (not my picture). In the back you can see the ligurian alps and can go ski in the winter in 45 minutes by car.

Forgot that my ISP is blocked from posting pictures. Look up fiume Roia oasi ecologica. It's a nice spot that gives you both access to the sea and view to the mountains

Between drinking and sweating from the heat you get super dehydrated

Germany loves sand people so much they even import their weather

40C is not 120F retard

Good, migrate now, leave europe to the kikes, arabs and africans.

So...you drink...to cool down?
I drink because I'm addicted and dysfunctional. When i need to cool down, i drink cold water.

So...really this is like a Dad Joke? Huurrrrr i drink cuz its a hot day!
?

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Lol
This feels like a Boomer-tier joke

>this isn't normal
Yes it is.

drinky drinky during warm warm = hot hot we are agreeing right?

Be glad that you're not there yet. I already get the sweats on normal days, 40°C on Wednesday will probably kill me.

>40 Celsius days are back this week... and it is not normal. It is global warming rearing its ugly head again.

Aren't the vast majority of German citizens used to 120+ degrees in their middle eastern or african homelands?

>No clouds in the sky
>OH MY GOD! HEATWAVE!
Europeans can't be this retarded, right?

Weather is not climate!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

>heatwave
>around 30°C for the next week
bullshit

104 ya dipshit not 120 fucking learn how to calculate before opening your retard mouth

I just hope Germans get some good deodorant this year, riding the S-Bahn when it’s hot is the closest thing there is to a gas chamber

>not normal
Define "normal." Precise temperature measurements don't even go back 100 years, which is not even long enough to determine a "normal."

another reminder that weather is not Climate Change unless it can be used to promote the agenda

humidity has been so brutal breathing feels like inhaling water

Are you retarded? If you drink liquor you get dehydrated. If you sweat in the hot sun you het dehydrated. If you do both at the same time you get dehydrated even more.

An alcoholic is someone dependent on alcohol. Therefore, on a hot day they'll most likely get dehydrated due to the heat and their excessive drinking. Because they're alcoholics, their drinking pattern isn't affected by weather so the hot day won't make them drink more or less. It will bring them discomfort.

Do you understand now? Or do you need pictures

pole shift

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I usually drink more on hot days to abate the discomfort of being hot and sweaty.

wew

As we are in a timeline where many actions seem like prewar-scenario - trade war, directed migrant caravans - do you guys think its possible that some of this weird weather happenings are some kind of attacks too?

Funny news text from a few weeks ago:

Headline: Never seen before heat wave over Europe.

1st sentence 2nd paragraph: Last time it was this hot was 10 years ago.

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Eggsately.

global warming only happens in the summer it seems

>OP is a faggot who doesn’t know math

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Doesn't work against heat your Siegfried line.

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Fuck, even we don't have it this bad.

>Huurrrrr i drink cuz its a hot day!
You drink because you're addicted and the hot day contributes to greater dehydration. What is so difficult to understand?

That's the extra weight you've been slogging around.

op is wrong, it's pretty ok down here

Maybe our german OP can help you empathize.

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we really should have invested an extra £20bn into green energies on top of what we already have. Starting to pay the price now, god I hope extinction rebellion are successful in making politicians take notice

>Normal temperature
What is the "normal" temperature? Post proof.

>goy that got played

As for Germany, we had a damn hot summer in 2003 iirc. Yet, this year we (statistically) had the hottest Juni since we started recording temps 140 years ago, and now Juli is peaking too.

nah it's just fucking humid

Presumably, Germany is an advanced country. I am sure they have been keeping temperature records in Berlin for several hundred years. Can you post a chart with the temperature history?

We need more refugees to cool things down

A nice, cool cock-washing might indeed help.

How about this here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_periods_and_events_in_climate_history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_temperature_record

What, no EU funded air conditioning program? I don't understand why you guys cry like fucking babies every year instead of just getting AC.

>weather isnt global warming retards
>this weather is global warming retards

>120F I’m europe
I’m not a global warming shill, but this isn’t right. This is the beginning signs of an extinct level event

It's actually only 104 degrees f

its not going to be 120 anywhere retard, the 120 number is "sensed temperature" which means absolutely nothing.

>104? Not 120?
Never mind, 104 is pretty normal, fucking german trying to fear monger. The current heat index for my town is 103f and I’m fine without even a AC or fan running

Wouldn’t the water vapor, be from refineries, and therefore human?

Record blizzards and cold temperatures during winter
>Weather does not equal climate!
Record hot temperatures for a summer
>See, this is proof of global warming!

No OP is a lying shill, 40c is 104f not 120. I should have fact checked him before I posted

AC is really uncommon for homes here. Would be useless most of the year. Money is better spent on insulating homes.

Nigger, that’s 104 F

Is Europe really this poor? The fuck dude, a good AC unit costs $200, and depending on the size of your house can cool about half of it. So for $400 you can have AC throughout your entire house. How is that too expensive? Don’t you get a lot of free shit anyway?

damn they are more like £800 here from what I've seen

It Hundstage, the warmest time of the year, you fuckhead!

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>High temperatures in the past

>Damn it's hot, let's go swimming

>High Temperatures now

>This is all the fault of us humans,climstr change is real. I heard from that Alcohol Syndrome chick

People are primates, they were given "context" for the temperatures and now they screech when they rub the 2 neurons in their head together as soon as the heat is mentioned.

Anyone re-call how people said an ice age will come around year 2000? Can't say anything about the 70s-80s.

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underrated

whatever you fucking kids, back in the day this was pretty normal.

It's 104...

>bong
>having ever seen the sun
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Over a 1,000 usd for a fucking window unit? Nah you are getting fucked. Even if prices were jacked up in the UK, I’m sure you could find 2 good ones for under 700. The house that I grew up in had 4. Although they still aren’t as good as central cooling. My apartment is a lot colder with CC, and window units have to be replaced or repaired every 2-3 years

It's a super comfy 66F here right now.
Feels good man.

A split unit is about 800€ here and will cost 1200€ to mount it on my roof. I got a 3 story house so it will only cool the top floor.

Water wars soon

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We had two hot days yet where I am and they weren't anything out of the spectrum of normal summer days. Other than that it hasn't been hot here at all yet. It's all bullshit.