National Animals

In this thread we post pictures of our national animals, unless you come from an autistic wasteland that made their national animal a mythical creature. My country has 2, one is pic related the other is an eagle.

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I win

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The weak should fear the Honk

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Yours is a beaver
And yours is an emu

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>l-let me tell you about your country
Why are Americans so hubristic? technically your national animal is a Jew

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Really tough until they get hit once with a .22

this thread is a JEW-FREE zone.

Mine is a cock

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I'd asked you if you bribed the doorman to get in but we both know that wouldn't happen

the frenchman showed us his cock, now show us your beaver.

Behold, the North American Pavement Ape.

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Mines bigger.

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That's just the weird uncle.

For some reason lions, dragons and unicorns are our national animals. They aren't very common here though.

Israel

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The Swastika Wind Pegasus...

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We have the bison and eagle because our men are still MEN

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Could be worse, could be the leaf-bird.

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actually its the whiskeyjack

Americans are the only people in the world who try so hard all the time to convince everyone they aren't total pussies, it's rather comical. Have you ever seen a hermit crab between shells? that is an American without his gun and lifted truck. Fleshy, timid, invertebrate, and hiding under a rock.

>implying it isn't picrelated

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