Greek Media are reporting there are unconfirmed rumors Erdogan has died of a heart attack at the age of 65
Erdogan dead?
Chase Rogers
Brandon Butler
F
Robert Cox
God let this be true I haven't broken a major story on Jow Forums since the Boston Marathon bombing
Isaiah Parker
Fake news mate
Anthony Reed
>I haven't broken a major story on Jow Forums since
nobody here knows how to read the news
Austin Perry
yeah but the first messages are now almost a day old and I haven't seen any coverage anywhere
Lucas Parker
i live in a turkish neighborhood.
if anything happened there should be a commotion soon (the turks will always yell and scream and beep car horns over nothing)..
Kayden White
You know anything or just being a balkanigger?
Ryan Martin
BREAKING news. Greeks love a larp too
John Jenkins
Cameron Fisher
If he was really heart-attacked it would be a massive happening and coverage would be zero until an official line would be established.
Thomas Lee
Sure. The unconfirmed rumor that started in your head right before you posted this thread and has spread as far as everyone posting here. Op please confirm: did you make this up?
Carson Jenkins
(((they))) says it's not true
breakingisraelnews.com
John Baker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET
FUCKED
KING
ROACH
Christian Garcia
haha imagine the riots here and in your lovely backyard if he turns out to have been assassinated.....
That would be a fukking redpill forcefeed
Jose Powell
you mad, Wh*toid?
Oliver Parker
>should have brought American
Adam Foster
haha imagine the riots here and in your lovely backyard if he turns out to have been assassinated.....
That would be a fukking redpill forcefeed
Jace Brooks
When the fuck did you Mountain Jews take in Turks?
Eli Barnes
Erdoshit is one of the best things that could have happened to Europe regarding that shit country. Under his leadership they went from being close to EU membership to no chance at all. The more he talks shit about us, the better.
Jason Richardson
Greeks>Turks
Tyler Baker
Fake news, wh*Te boi. The TÜRKISH BVLL does not die.
Gavin Morales
The turk is smiling but the greek is grumpy
Not fair
Landon Cox
>British
>White
Ethan Sullivan
Jayden Parker
Mason Sanchez
>Erdogan has died of a heart attack at the age of 65
Is it a heart attack, a (((heart attack))), or a CIA_Heart_Attack?
Owen Smith
Fine work as always, Vlad
Mason Foster
Isn't Erdagon that dragon movie that came out over a decade ago?
Jace Peterson
>greek
>white
Henry Cruz
All three. And his limousine just happened to explode as a bonus.
Luis Mitchell
Rollin' for dead
Jackson Torres
Misspelled (((heart attack))).
Blake Clark
Yuck. How they ruined a decent, but largely ripped off fantasy book by turning it into such a godawful piece of shit movie I'll never know. Especially when John Malkovich, Rachel Weiszand Jeremy Irons were all in it. Fuck.
Liam Cruz
Wtf an exploded limousine with a corpse in it just flew over my house!
Jayden Gonzalez
Erdogans regime is why Turks can't browse or shitpost on Jow Forums without a proxy. He's based.
Parker Anderson
>muslim
>based
You have to choose
James Diaz
Erdo is safe and sound.
Jaxson Lewis
is this why I don't see cockroaches here anymore?
Charles Cruz
Deja-vu
Jeremiah Bailey
He has been in the hospital missing before
Matthew Thompson
Yes
Daniel Brooks
>eragon
>decent book
Are you 13?
Luke Phillips
HOLY SHIT A watermelon salesman JUST had a heart attack OVER MY HOUSE
Xavier Gutierrez
Stay mad bong kid
You brits may be the the fathers of europe but greeks are its daddy
Brayden Myers
I was when the first one came out. Compared to the contemporary stuff it was decent. As I said, largely ripped off. Liked it anyway.
Austin Murphy
Yep. He ded
Jacob Barnes
I saw him working out at the gym today with RGB. Can't be true.
Eli Evans
So far, nothing on CNN or RT.
Daniel Thompson
wikipedia says it was banned in 2011
But I distinctly remember roaches in 2016 and 2017
Jordan Edwards
the reason they are unconfirmed is because it is very likely to be bullshit. Either that or the CIA managed to slip some kind of heart attack drug into his Kebab.
Angel Baker
I understand that you guys are essentially Germans just like the Dutch are but did you have to follow them and import Turks too? Why the fuck do you even have Turks?
Cooper Jackson
There were more ways of circumventing it back then. Wikipedia is also banned in Turkey ironically.
Aiden Nguyen
the erdo hoard have already started
Jonathan White
They really aren't
Leo Wilson
Erdogan is an attention whore, he'll get out in a couple of days complaining no one called in to check if he was ok.
John Perry
Digits confirm
Joseph Turner
Possible fallout if he is dead?
Cooper Miller
I think it's fake, unfortunately. But I hope every day that this bastard dies, along with Merkel and the rest.
Justin Anderson
Cockroaches declare 3 days of mourning
Benjamin Peterson
When I googled the relevant keywords I also found (recent) articles of Erdogan claiming died of an assassination, and not natural causes as reported. What an interesting coincidence
Andrew Taylor
You know all those tunnels under the Alps?
Do you think we dug those ourselves?
We're like 25% immigrants, but we've got massive integration programs going, so the conflict potential isn't as high as all the other EU morons who import immigrants, stick them into ghettos and then wonder why they don't work and require gibs.
Isaac Young
I prefer the Sultan to a libcuck who's going to EU the country. At least Erdo is fucking up their economy and dabbing on secularists.
Jack Smith
Civil war in turkey and turks in Europe will chimp out because they are paranoid
Thomas Johnson
The CIA heart attack gun strikes again.
Xavier Davis
Oh dear it appears we have another newfag on out hands. Lurk Moar fucknugget. Better yet go back from whence you came.
Austin Johnson
If that nigger is dead then they'll let Turkey in the EU the next day they bury him.
80 million turks plus syrians and of course iraqis, iranians, afghans.
John Young
>Wtf an exploded limousine with a corpse in it just flew over my house!
*sigh*
You missed an opportunity there.
>A limousine just exploded and threw a body over my house.
John Harris
know your meme says Turkey was range-banned because of Kara boga posting
Blake Perry
Berlin burns.
>Dissidents in fear as Turkish police patrol Berlin
thetimes.co.uk
Nathan King
OI does anyone know does caliph erdogan have an heir?
Aiden Lopez
that was a fun week
Ethan Garcia
He has sons but they are damaged goods.
When Turkey was buying tens of billions worth of Iranian oil using gold in the sanctions era, leaked phone tapes showed his sons discussing where to hide all the stolen billions as well as discussing with Al Qaeda people.
Turkey financed ISIS, don't forget that.
Bentley Rodriguez
The ottoman royal family is unironically whiter than the bong royal family
Kevin Garcia
Why are blacks obsessed w Turks? What’s the connection?
Samuel Bennett
>I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
John Green
inally.
Julian Hernandez
Suspicious timing with military purchase contracts
Brayden Brown
David Morris
And what’s the source of this fan fiction?
Jordan Cox
Based leaf
Charles Price
they survive by eating cockroaches