>Pay for intelligence
>Only rich can understand enough to stay rich
>Everyone else's thoughts can be read literally like a fucking book
>Any good idea you have will be stolen
>Any wrong-think will result in you becoming a quadriplegic
Don't you love the future. Yay technology
I mean if we didn't enslave each other AI would just enslave us instead right lmao
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it's fucked beyond repair
Good thing I'm old. This is not gunna be my future.
This was already beta tested a few years ago, no idea how far it is now.
t. involuntary human guinea pig
its fine man just get rich enough to afford it before it starts getting used on the lowly subclass subhumans
you've got time, lets say, 10 years
not to mention immortality right around the corner, or at the very least life extension, which will buy you enough time to wait for immortality
just focus on not being a poorfag really quickly
>i don't know what this technology is but i hate it and fear it
>This is not gunna be my future.
yeah your future is going to be worm food
sorry boomer, so close, and yet so far, you'll probably be one of the last to die
Anyone who volunteers for this deserves the cybernetic ego death that awaits them.
>not wearing a portable faraday cage to repel all signals trying to intercept you
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>not wanting to be a borg drone working for the greater good
You'll get one, they'll put minecraft on it.
sometimes I wish I was later in life so I could at leas say I live all my years as a human and not as some cybermutt mixed race cyborg
I'll get one because without it I will fall behind. Everyone will be 10000IQ and I will be a mere 120
OUR AI CHILDREN WILL LIVE ON BEYOND OUR END AND CLEANSE THE STARS!!!
>the last to die
God damn right.
>>Any good idea you have will be stolen
but i thought information wanted to be free? the only reason to claim ownership of an idea is for profit or ego, right?
It doesnt work that way. The electrodes couldnt possibly cause enough damage to the brain. They are too short, thin and they cant carry enough current.
This is why I don't trust anything Elon Musk says or does.
First he likes to scare people about how dangerous AI is, but then he tries to convince everyone that its a good idea to drill computers into their brains? He's fucking up to something.
Start smoking if you’re serious
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No, whoever owns neuralink will also own your ideas too
ok
think he's the antichrist or some shit?
so share your ideas before neuralink steals them, make the information free as it wants to be.
you wouldn't be keeping ideas private unless for profit or ego, right?
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This is an artistic rendition of a future we could very well face.
It is no more 'crazy' than asserting millions of europeans would die in trenches in 1901.
AI, it's use and abuse, particularly by mega-corporations, is a bigger threat to our collective survival than nukes.
The scandal of (((google))) for example, is not one to ignore.
Just like any technology, neural lace technology is coming.
But I ask you this user....were Europeans really ''in control'' of the technology shown in my pic?
I actually have lost all belief in AI ever coming to be.
Was I really that stupid to think humans would give up their power over earth?
We actually thought the world would engulf itself in a nuclear hell?
Of course it won't. Those who wage the wars always value at least one thing. Themselves.
One day we won't all live on this planet, and then I can see it.
This planet will be destroyed.
Look at the image I displayed, and think, meditate on it.
The spring isn't sentient.
The barrel is just a tube of metal.
Each part is just a part of a machine.
It is not alive.
However : Were the Europeans in ww1 '' in control '' of this device?
Each screw and nut and bolt, each bullet?
In a way, yes, but when you zoom out, and see patterns of cause and effect...you'll see that the people dying in the trenches were not in control.
AI is like this.
It is not like a Hollywood movie. It is something you have to have because the enemy has it.
Ai assisted warfare is the use of tools.
A tool you HAVE TO USE TO WIN.
And thus, it is very, very dangerous.
More dangerous than nukes.
Watch my video user.
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Watch it and see....think...feel. Take your time. Do it carefully.
You're not even paying for intelligence, it's more of a gimmicky thing what lets you control shit hands free.
I think he's just one of those John Hammond types who's more concerned with whether something can be done than whether it should be.
Typical boomer mindset that created this clown world.
im not getting a tesla brain implant. no offense but i dont trust doctors in america to do anything right and they will double bill you for shit if you get a itemized list for things your charged for which is required by law to be handed over if you ask for it assuming its not on your bill
$10k because medicine was handed to me in a paper cup i think not
>paying money to install globohomo directly into your brain
He’s just retarded, user.
Don’t overthink it.
The human brain can learn to use artificial neurons just like normal ones. They already do this for some alzheimers patients.
kekked
>mfw it’s 2027
WTF IS THAT FLAG?
>The year is 2030
>Neuralink released to the masses
>Most normies buy it
>Use it to watch porn and swap pics of dick n' snatch
>AI mother brain disgusted
>Exterminates normies
>We inherit the earth
Musk is onto something
>Hack Stacy's neural link
>have sex with her
i support it as long as I don't have to be ubligated to use it
Obligated? You mean how baby boys get their dick skin chopped off "cause it's healthier and cleaner"?
Give it time, babies will have these bad boys slapped on and zog mind controlled from the moment they are born.
ITT: larping SF nerds fantasize about a future that just isn't going to happen.
just a war more to fight bro
>people think brain chips will make them smarter
>all brain chips will do is open garage doors with their mind
You're being played, idiots.
I never asked for this.
>take the cumulative time i would be walking over and pressing the button
>spend that time on learning something
checkmate luddites
>Tesla spontaneously combusts
>SpaceX Starhopper spontaneously combusts
>Hyperloop spontaneously combusts
Your brain on Neuralink
he's a good guy man, don't prejudge him too much
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well its not AI and its more of using detecting what neurons are firing in your brain and transmitting that info into electric parts so if you think about moving your right arm but are missing it your brain would fire and the probes would detect it and transmit it to prosthetic limb and move
i think we are still very far from being able to steal thoughts tho
>if you think about moving your right arm but are missing it your brain would fire and the probes would detect it and transmit it to prosthetic limb and move
Why would your brain fire? Losing a limb is a fairly permanent thing. I'm sure your brain would account for the loss and rewire it's as to not waste energy on a limb that no longer exists.
Buy a remote controlled door.
That's where you're wrong, Boomer! You didn't reach enlightenment during this life (obviously because you're a boomer) so your soul is set for reincarnation! You'll get to grow up in the hellscape that you have created!
Enjoy.
Never give up the guns
I'm no doctor but I assume the arm nerves were severed somewhere between the arm and the brain, and there's enough muscles left to warrant keeping the remaining nerves connected.
Also moving limbs doesn't waste that much energy if you're not morbidly obese.
he said that it would allow you to be connected to the internet
some Russian or chink is going to make a virus for it and then only god knows what will happen
Think about when you will be able connect to the internet, go on pornhub and deep dive into porn, have orgies with random people on earth and can have sex with your favorite actress or waifu. The possibilities are infinite.
see previous post but replace
>walking over and pressing the button
with
>pressing the button
>replacing the batteries
>etc
Surely there are battery powered remote that you can plug into the car outlet to recharge.
Granted, but I'm saying past the point of severing. It may work if you start using it with a patient immediately after the severing of the limb, but I doubt anyone who has had the lost limb for any length of time would be able to generate beyond the physical at that point. But, who knows? Certainly not Elon Musk.
>Any good idea you have will be stolen
Can't steal what you don't own.
I assume you could connect the artificial limb to wherever the nerves are still working. No reason for your shoulder nerves to decay if your shoulder is still intact. After that it's really just wires, once the signal is sent it should go all the way through.
Unless the user didn't pay the licence fee that month which I imagine is something that will happen at some point.
again, but replace
>replacing the batteries
with
>plugging it into the charger
since you're obviously retarded, i'll simplify even more:
any time spent doing anything at all that isn't learning can instead be spent on learning.
stupid nigger boomer fucks up the planet and then runs to his old age like a coward cuck
they can send impulses to the motor cortex to make parts of the human body move on their own.
>another hyperloop tier scam
Yawn.
THEY needed YOU to think for THEM...
facts.
it's just more vaporware from Musk don't worry so much(yet)
Join me commander shepherd
Neuralink will be used for total global enslavement of humanity.
I’m 27, will I be alive by the time singularity arrives?
Why can’t you just get your car automatically connected to your garage door? Modern vehicles have full computers in them and probably have this feature
>drive towards door, it opens
>turn off car, it closes
>turn on car it opens
>drive away from door, it closes
It’s both literally not rocket science and literally not fucking brain surgery.
Besides:
>imagine being so bothered by changing batteries once every 5 years you risk a potentially fatal or disabling elective brain surgery
or i could just spend more time learning things instead of owning a garage
Mark of the beast
(or in their foreheads)
If you accept the elites RFID technology and insert it into yourself you are rejecting the LORD.
so when the scriptures speak about the mark being on your hands on the forehead it's speaking about the charagma. its as plain as day we are at the end times
*Rolls magic 8 ball*
Time will tell.
for a group of people that seems to want the end times, you guys sure seem like you don't want the end times
I've only heard this argued from a secular POV. How is this bullshit going to interface with a human, when a human is so much more than electronic impulse?
Will we end up with literal NPCs? Drones who've replaced their spiritual connection with the internet, and thus lose all true creativity?
Will it make people retarded? Only able to spew premade concepts and literal memes?
What will The Computer do, when it's been interfaced with something larger than itself? Will it still only receive commands from human users, or will more intangible sources begin coding directly?
How is this not directly likened to "the beast"? Is it the lack of literal mark?
Nah fuck you boomer, with the right technology Ill just resuscitate your corpse and put you in a retirement home so you can get chipped and hosed down until you die again. Get ready, this is what you caused.
>some witty fuck spread a worm in the server
>Now all the rich are stuck doing the macarena forever until their hips literally rust away
Redpill: there is no "benign" ai scenario.
People in 15 years will gawk at how primitive porn + masturbation used to be. They will say >"really??... you used to seriously sit with a laptop and watch flashes of sex while jerking off at the same time? That was good enough for you guys??... wow"
Sounds like the snaeesh demon that wiggles and dances forever.
I cant wait, seriously i want this.
Rare!
Senpai, it's literally just a way to control your devices faster lmao.
I mean if you're a quadriplegic and you have some prosthetics you could control them with thought the way you control your legs.
Heck, you could make a perfect VR system.
We can still have a good future with technological progress, the vaporwave albums below are related to subject matter heavily.
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you don't understand. neuralink wouldn't increase your iq. it's just an interface for a computer. neuralink wouldn't increase your intelligence any more than smart phones do. give a retard a smart phone and it doesn't matter how much information they have access to; they're still too retarded to use it
>rich people start enhancing their brains with implants
>knock offs are smuggled in from china and Mexico
>underground black market surgeons start popping up everywhere
>suddenly all wealthy people are a target for "tech hunters" who kill and rob people for upgrades
Based and cyberpilled