Ethical dilemma time. Pic related is dead. Youre offered $5,000 to bring her back to life, or you can receive $100...

Let her stay dead. Unless I get to fuck her, then maybe bring her back. But that's one expensive piece of ass. Nevermind. Let her stay dead

Take the 100k. Dated way hotter chicks than that.

>you can receive $100,000 and she stays dead forever
I'll take this option.
BTW, does she happen to have a sister?

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>Youre offered $5,000 to bring her back to life,
I kill the guy who's offering me $100,000, bring him back to life, then threaten to kill him again unless he ups it $100 million.

Obviously take the 100k and use it to start a prettier white family than what produced that downsy looking chud

i have no idea who the fuck she is. is she a commie coal burner that shat out 3 niglets? i just made a hundred grand

>implying voodoo is ethical

B.

I'd refuse both options and bring back a family member instead.

This is the only moral option

REMINDER
OP posts this same thread every few days (and various other "caption this corpse" threads). He's a necrophiliac that jerks off to all your comments. Once his balls refill, he reposts the thread and the cycle starts all over again.

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>Missing our on $95k to bring a roastie back from the dead so she can hop back on the cock carrousel.
Wow, what a conundrum.

Depends on who she was.

If she spent every waking moment of her life tormenting people and hurting small animals, then I'd let her stay dead.

Apparently I'm God? What the fuck do I need money for?

I’d need to see her list of boyfriends and sexual partner, social media and voting record to answer that.

I'd choose to bring her back.
Then I'd kill her

I wouldnt bring her back from the dead
until after she cured me of my rigimortis
if you know what I mean, heh heh

I’d take the 100k. Who am I to play god?

Is that Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks?

>generic blonde
>probably a thot
>probably paid the toll
I'll take the $100k thanks.

Will she be a coal burner? Option B. Else, option A.

I would do it and beg for an audience with god to redpill him on Jews, Asians and niggers

Hot

I would bring her back to life, i think no money or personal gain is worth a human life.

$100,000?! Likely under the table. Who could refuse? Half of my pay check is taken from me every week, this is two years of pay!

Not all life is valuable.

This is $100,000. You could save several more people with that money.

You're telling me I get $5000 worth of firearms and ammunition and a white womb back in the same bargain? Sweet deal.

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>bring her back to life
>demand $95k from her family

Bring her back to life.

i would actually pay $1000 a head once or twice a year if they allowed me to torture and kill a criminal.
it would be worth the stress relief.

option B and I also poo on her head

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Give me that $100k I would like to be able to afford a house for my woman. With $100k I would finally have the deposit!

>thinking you need 100k for a deposit
>thinking you need a deposit at all

Imagine being a city fag and spending $100k on a DEPOSIT for a house and it not having 20 acres and that not paying it off outright! My fucking sides!!

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Not sure about Laura Palmer, but she definitely looks like a "Laura".

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How many times can I use this offer

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Easy, bring her back.

She's someone's sister who drove into a tree supposedly. An user always posts this pic and says that's the story

holy fuck that looks just like her. What happened to girl in op pic. Is she really dead?

>torture and kill a criminal
I would watch a film of this, and a nice twist could be eventually someone pays to torture and kill you, because torturing and killing people is a crime.

If I take the 100k, can I spend 5k and get like 15 minutes alone with the body?

yes. but the body has been rotting for 30 years.

I have no idea who that is so I'll enjoy that $100k

>reverse image search
no news articles
4 hits to 3 boards - none of them Jow Forums.

You’d have done well in the dark ages.

I have to know who she is and how she died first

Is she jewish or did she burn the coal?

option A-why would you wish her dead?

You guys understand its just data collecting, right? Probably by some angsty undergrad doing some meme degree. You an imagine the conclusion...

"When show a picture of a young white female x % said they would bring her back to life, y % said.... z % said...blah blah blah"

I wouldn't be surprised if they run the same shit on another site but with a picture of a black male.... I am sure you guys can see where this is headed.

But anyway their manufactured conclusion will be approved and no one will look at how they collected the data because the manufactured conclusion, not the truth, is what they want to hear.

Option A. I'm going to get blow-jobs for life.

Can you tell if she gives good blow jobs from that pic?

Change OP to Tay and then we’ll talk.

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She in a coma you should bring her out of it an give her life back.

Dibbs.

I could be funny, but its only A.

That isn’t a dilemma at all or choice. You could up the ante to millions and get the same answer.

Now.... if it was my ex girlfriend and she kicked the bucket..... now your talkin!

the nose makes me suspicious. think I'd go for 100k

I'd take the 100k. Let her rip.

Death is part of the hardship of life. One cannot learn if they do not experience it.

Id take the hundred K and use a portion of it to promote the lesson learned.

As long as she has a family, life, etc. people who miss her then yes I'll bring her back.
If she has nobody, and is probably restfully dead, or she is happy in death then I would let be what is done

i will take the 100k. the fates decided she should die

Excuse me?

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Give me that 100k and I'll go buy my own blonde white woman.

Does anyone know what nationality she was?

It was God's will that she died. I will not fuck with God's will.
:^)

You understand a lot of the mouthbreathers here know how to code right?
So when bait like this pops up, you throw a wrench into it by answering wrong on purpose
>kys faggot

She is dead already, people have made their peace with it. I take the 100 grand any day of the week. Who even is this?

Someone should print out her pic and put it on their bedroom wall. Post results.