Why don't you believe in Mormonism, the manliest and whitest of religions?
Why don't you believe in Mormonism, the manliest and whitest of religions?
Jacob Lopez
Nathan Gonzalez
The entire history of the Nephites vs the Lamanites is literally a race war
Jonathan Gutierrez
its still rooted in Jewish mythology like all forms of Christianity but you're right it is somewhat more based
Jaxson James
What great cultures have the Mormon's ever invented?
Austin Rogers
One time mormons came to my door trying to recruit. I invited them in for decaf tea and had them help paint my living room while they told me stories I pretended to listen to. When they were done the first coat I offered them a line of coke and kicked them out.
Basically you can always get mormons to do chores for you as long as you pretend to be interested, they'll do anything it's fucking hilarious
Jack Jones
Literally God curses an entire group of people to be dark skinned, and when they repent they become white
Andrew Russell
They may or may not be olmecs and shit
Nathaniel Gray
Well Jesus apparently cursed black people according to the scripture, so why the hell not lol
See:
Juan Myers
Because there were not chariots in the America’s retard
Colton Morgan
Joseph Smith was super white and cucked a bunch of his followers and stole their wives
Dylan Gutierrez
Joseph Smith invented a few. Lol
Jose Gray
>Why don't you believe in Mormonism, the manliest and whitest of religions?
Joseph Smith and Masonic bros knew that Jesus was mushroom. SO they made a new religion based on the old one. If Jesus was mushroom, then of course the natives used to eat them too. Hence, Jesus came to america.
Caleb Mitchell
This. The dude was the definition of a cult leader
Joseph Campbell
Mormons don't believe in faith therefore they can't be saved, they are based but not redpilled
Mason Carter
Where's my post
Alexander Scott
Because it's also the most retarded form of Christianity.
Leo Gutierrez
You degenerates. Drugs and hallucinogens will never replace and are nothing compared to true revelation and communion with the Source.
Leo Gutierrez
so... I guess the moral of the story is don't be a cuck by being a follower of Mormonism.
Sounds good to me.
Josiah Myers
I'm not sure that I dont honestly.
I grew up in Mormon country and only knew mormons as the no fun allowed people.
My parents hated mormons but as I got older I realized its because they drank and smoked like degenerates.
Thanks to Jow Forums and /Sig/ though I'm starting they may be on to something.
South Park made me think the dogma is retarded though.
Bassically I'm an uneducated normie, spoonfeed me
Jace Walker
Is this an allegory for based Mexicans?
Is this why they go on so many missions in South America?
Jayden Hill
Gabriel Ward
God lives on the Planet Kolob... yeah.
The incel population would explode, cuz I'd get all the wives.
Samuel Ortiz
because I'm not a heretic
Ryan Martinez
Nephites, prosperous and proud holders of the priesthood, were destroyed because of their mistreatment of Lamanites. Hints and clues
Brayden Richardson
The only only group in the Book of Mormon identified as a "righteous people" were the Anti-Nephi-Lehis. They were Lamanites who accepted Christ and disavowed identity politics. They buried their weapons and offered their heads to invading hordes of fellow Lamanites. Their posterity would later dig up the weapons and go to war, turning away from the face of their fathers.
Eli Martin
Mormons GTFO before I dox you all and tell your stake presidents you post on here.