Why the fuck is everyone in the midwest so fat?
Why the fuck is everyone in the midwest so fat?
Joseph Brooks
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Jonathan Scott
Cheap food
Eli Ramirez
The joke at my gym is that I'm the only Michigander trying to gain weight.
Your pic is the average Michigan woman and they hit on me all the time.
Noah Robinson
Are you stupid? This is clearly Australia.
Chase Hughes
They look fine to me
Cameron Price
As in the rest of the states no one cooks anymore, all there is to eat is burgers and mexican food and everyone works a sedentary job now
its very straightforward
Christian Roberts
It's too stressful living in 'merica.
Jace Reyes
Air conditioning, fast food, and cheap sugar in everything
Nathan Morris
im from mid-michigan and whtie people are barely fat, it's all hispanics and nigs that are obese
also 80% of midwestern whites are over the age of 60
Matthew Lopez
Can confirm.
I've noticed that most of the men are rail thin or farm strong, and the women are primarily heavier or meth thin.
Brody Perry
Grew up there. Nothing to do except eat. No mountians to hike, no beaches, shitty cold winters.
Cameron Wood
That's Australia. But the answer is cheap, convenient, tasty food and sedentary lives because they're giving away our land to immigrants so we don't get outside and work anymore. Everything is internet.
On top of that, the hotter a location is without bodies of water such as the sea, the fatter people are. THe heat makes people immobile i n their homes.
Dylan Hall
> can't but down the fork because hes a retarded burger with no self control
> it's the fucking immigrants fault !!!!
holy shit
Austin Mitchell
because they eat more calories than they burn
Daniel Watson
Yeah the PFAS contamination is a big part of it. Does a real number on thyroid
Joshua Anderson
I'm one of those so called immigrants living in the suburban Midwest. I can tell you right now that white Americans are fucking unbearably stupid.
Carter Russell
The dream.
Brandon Lee
The romance.
Henry Baker
The food network is imagine, but then you have people intentionally gaining weight for the state benefits, and then you have restaurants like “the heart attack grill”, and shit sugary vulture capitalist food. Stupid people do stupid shit and they’re everywhere. I hate fat people.
William Rivera
S O Y. Everything craft makes is made with s o y bean oil
Chase Carter
Every time I turn on Michigan Public Radio, it's still them talking about PFAS and I quickly change the station and then give up and play my Pandora station.
Christopher Cruz
The culture.
Robert Powell
american toursists
Sebastian Martinez
That’s me
Adam Williams
Too much semen in their diet.
Joshua Ward
They look like they are in Australia m9
Aiden Reyes
exactly, onions or huge
Dylan Evans
Imagine having to sit next to them on the plane
Evan Price
What are tourists?
Although I saw my share of fat fucks when I was there myself
Ryder King
Cope
People eat way too much
Ryan Ward
Wisconsin. That's why.
Logan Cook
I'd kill myself if I had to go outside looking like that.
Noah Sanders
I was wondering the same thing. Almost everyone here has a gut or is developing one
Angel Fisher
Just eat a lot of perishables like fruits and vegetables and fish and meat. Drink a lot of water and avoid all sugar foods. Exercise exercise exercise. Barely drink beer.
Ethan Morris
I wouldn't be in any photos looking like that.
Gavin Garcia
The fat gut is so prevalent that it makes me wonder if it’s even avoidable with aging
I know it is, but that’s how fat everyone here is.
Ethan Perry
NIGGERS
Dominic Kelly
Please stop posting this kinda shit it makes me depressed :(
Sebastian Hernandez
The Y2K virus
Blake Martinez
I'm an a white American from Arizona, and we have our fair share of fat people but the midwest was on a completely different level. Everyone looked like over weight troglodytes.
Asher Morris
Liam Wilson
Nathaniel Robinson
Oliver Brooks
Mason Roberts
Aiden Stewart
Fpbp
Honestly true, their shit is no where near as expensive as the rest of us.. even better than Texas...
But that's because who the fuck wants to live in the literal middle of nowhere besides meth cooks and fat people
Ethan Barnes
Brandon Clark
Luke Torres
When everyone's fat, no one wants to buy clothes from skinny mannequins.
Hudson Edwards
Do these people just not care? I couldnt imagine just sitting on my fat ass eating pizza all day. Why give your life to food when you could be doing so much on this planet? just WHY?
Ian Russell
Thomas Nelson
Connor Hernandez
Brb going to Michigan
I love fat women
Ian Mitchell
They look british tbqh
Nathan Cruz
they are the niggers of white people
Justin Gray
they are, anglosphere blood.
Noah Torres
Parker Reed
Tyler Hill
'my body my temple' my ass, people are atheist in more ways than one.
Isaac Bailey
Limit your consumption of refined sugars and keep it only to one or two servings of whole fruit per day. That means no fruit juice either. Also limit your consumption of white pasta, white bread, white rice and white potatoes as they have high glycemic index and will cause weight gain. It's not that hard as long you kick your acquired sugar addiction. People don't naturally crave 5 liters of mt dew every day
Brunette in the right pic would be considered average here.
Kayden Nelson
No mountains or ocean all there is to do is drink beer and eat cheap and delicious food.
Jaxon Green
I'm from Oklahoma & this is true.
Partially because the weather is usually 100f or 30f. Partially because poor people eat like shit. Partially because we have drive the gas stations where you can get 64oz big gulps
Jayden Miller
Don’t bother people who make off topic threads with facts. They don’t care.
Connor King
ride bike.
Jose Rogers
traditional eating habits have been replaced by untempered food consumption
Camden Anderson
Jonathan Rogers
>midwest
looks like aussie to me
Jayden Carter
Gravity is a bitch.
Xavier Jenkins
Just don't be fat man is not that hard. I cried all my early 20s about not being able to gain weight. Saying is this or that. And it comes down to just fucking eat like a man faggot. The opposite for fat retards. Just eat like a human dumb mass.
Jason Walker
>Cheddar BBQ Doritos
What?
Matthew Gonzalez
If your mindset is lazy you will be lazy and look like fucking pig.
Hudson Thomas
>I love fat women
you are gay
Matthew Allen
Freedom has a lot of calories.
Elijah Roberts
fucking christ, it looks like she has something stuffed in her pocket, but its just her fat
gross
Cameron Martinez
>faggot
William Smith
I don't see that many big women in the Detroit metro unless they're 8-mile sheboons. There is this one landwhale I know at uni that talks about feminism and RBG and shit. Absolutely disgusting.
Andrew Mitchell
lazy fat fuck.
Go to kitchen for another bowl of mac'n'cheese and don't reply to me ever again.
It's not 'muh genetics' it's 'muh land geographical features'.
Parker Brooks
Just had 2 double meat burgers
Lincoln Price
That used to be my body type 25 pounds ago. I'm still chubby but I'm getting close to normal weight.
Daniel Jackson
just go ahead and dig a hole for her there and push her in. Perfect.
Gavin Rodriguez
thanks for sharing, I hope later you will take a massive dump. Have one more for supper tho.
Leo Russell
God i love these stories
Jeremiah Brown
This is probably one of the best boomer memes ever made
Nathaniel Torres
If you think wypipo are the biggest problem, you’re a fucking retard.
pic is from the CDC
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Robert Howard
some people just delude themselves that wypipos should be smarter than that.
Luis Bennett
>it makes me depressed :(
You're a fucking Finn, even happiness makes you depressed.
Zachary Wright
No fatties. OFC here and there middleaged and older guys had a beer gut, but you would never see it on a woman.
Elijah Hughes
Wyatt Barnes
Grayson Thomas
England has different names for flavors
Brayden Phillips
sorry for Vice link, but that's Jew York.
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>Lawrence sleeps on his bed. Troy New York, 2007
Alexander Wilson
So fucking gross.
Jackson Price
Nothing to do but go to the factory job and be sedentary 8 months out of the year
Levi Brown
idk... gals seem fine
Austin Foster
Alexander Garcia
yeah nanny state forbids people to go running, swimming, playing soccer or tennis, exercising at home, riding bike...
Nothing but seating and eating :((((
Because people on coasts stay fit because they... hike around mountains ???... and go sea fishing, and... surfing?
Jack Jackson
corn syrups
Aiden Allen
I live in Kentucky. Holy shit everyone here is fat. but republican as fuck so it evens out
Joshua Gomez
just think how skinny she was when she get her noise pierced
Ryder James
Cuz they’re Irish subhumans. Inb4 someone calls me a Jew for dividing “white” people. Richard Lynn found that they have an average IQ of 87 and for a more modern reference pic related.