Thor

This movie is fatphobic. Its saying that fat thor is unworthy so clearly it can only go to a person who is in shape

fucking capeshit...

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Bro there's no way Anthony Mackie can carry the avengers franchise. Thank God they already casted him.

legitamate question: has natalie portman ever been in a funny situation? has she ever been given comedic lines?

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Imagine she gets struck by lightening. Would leftists stop fucking around then? After scraping her fried corpse off the pavement

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youtu.be/-A0iftflme4

>madcap comedic situation not involving NatPort arises in her vicinity
>NatPort: hah, hum, hwuh? I don't...
>laughter
Without looking through her IMDB, this is what I think of when I think Natalie Portman comedy.

Don't watch new capeshit but from my understanding the nig sidekick equivilant for Iron Man is that Trump Derangement Syndrome case Don Cheadle. Don't imagine anyone will be rushing to see an Iron Man movie starring him.

In the comics they replaced Iron Man with some strong, independent black women. If you think the movies are pozzed you should see the social justice shitshow the comics have become. Race and gender swaps out the fucking ass.

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>Bro there's no way Anthony Mackie can carry the avengers franchise.
They're floating the idea of Spider-Man being the new leader.
Because that actor is the most charismatic of the remaining crop.

>Thor
>literally the god of the MCU
>has his planet destroyed by a goddess
>becomes so emotionally devastated that he hides from the world, gains a beer belly, and elects a female warrior to care for his people
>loses his power to an earthling female
this has to be the most obvious symbolic castration in any fantasy movie

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>Nigger tier

>He's the God of Thunder, named Thor. It's like saying there will be a female Tony Stark.

>"Spider-Man being the new leader"
But he's a fucking high schooler. In fact they shoved Iron Man into his first movie just to mentor the kid. Making him "the leader" makes no sense.

Apparently a bunch of critics also loved Thor Ragnarok because they thought it was making some progressive statement about refugees. The director himself got bonus progressive points for being a brown immigrant from New Zealand (with a Jewish parent too of course because Hollywood is a nepotistic shithole).

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Ragnarok was almost as shitty as guardians of the galaxy 2...didn't finish either. One has a drunk black bitch drinking malt liqour fall out of a ship to rescue thor and the other has a guffawing moron putting his dick sucker into overdrive every 30 seconds. I honest to God don't understand how anyone likes this garbage.

She had some funny scenes in The Professional.

>He's the God of Thunder, named Thor. It's like saying there will be a female Tony Stark.
They don't care. They did literally the exact same shit in the comics. They want the "THOR IS A WOMAN NOW" headlines no matter how nonsensical it is.

For the last couple of years the comics have been obsessively replacing all their best known characters with minorities/woman.
>Thor
replaced by a woman
>Spider-man
replaced by a black
>Hulk
replaced by an Asian
>Captain America
secret Nazi, replaced by a black
>Iron Man
replaced by a black woman
>Wolverine
replaced by a woman

Shit goes on and on. It's a fucking joke and clearly being done with an intent.

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Imagine caring about this enough to make a thread

It doesn't matter what makes sense.
RDJ had charisma, that's why he was the character who led the movies.
The kid who plays Spider Man has charisma, and most of these faggot don't.

does that look like some bitch who knows how to smile to you

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Wtf lol she was Thor’s girlfriend in the film already though

she was what, 12?

Fuck you kike elf niggers are a disgrace!!

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symbols matter
they're castrating young white boys down to their fictional role models

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An user did an excellent write up about how they're destroying white people's culture...from very important things all the way down to children's fiction. I know I screenshot it but can't find it now.

>female Thor
This won't end well for the politically correct.

Look, another comic book movie I would never spend my money on.

garden state

wall status: impacted

Fucking bitch literally became Emperor Palpatine.

she laughs at r2d2

Wasn't Portman done with the movies? People really do bend over backwards for Jews, don't they?

>literally
faggot

I wish I was a nefarious jew

Anything after mid-nineties at latest is non-canon. Shit art too.

>seriously?

"Thor: Love and Thunder" sounds like a porn satire flick?!

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Try again summerchild.

It all really is so tiresome.

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>Christy Canyon

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And then, one day for seemingly no reason at all, people voted Adolf Hitler in to power.

The Punisher MAX came out in the 2000s and despite not being canon it was still pretty based.

But yeah nearly everything nowadays is complete shit.

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Looks like a good candidate for a wicked witch or an ice queen. Hollywood sure chewed her up. Fak.

This is the most jewy image I have seen all month.

I was in love with her during the Star Wars Prequels. Bitch hit the wall, skidded, and crashed hard. Doesn't even have khazar milkers to make up for that face.

They write the comics for 30 year old women like they would want to buy them.

Garth Enis is actually racist

Its great

I hope there will be prequel where Thor decides that he is a woman now and starts taking hormones which turn him into Portman

Reminder that Taika Waititi is a jew.

They seem to be trying to hire those same 30 year old women for the comics as well (pic related).

SJWs love tweeting about woke comic headlines and sticking it to the alt-right Nazis, but they never actually buy any of the comics. Marvel's comic sales are in the trash and they're basically begging Disney to keep them alive with the excuse it's "market research" for new characters and storylines. So expect to see them incorporate more of the shitty SJW writing into the movies (like they seem to be doing here with female Thor).

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Why not just make a movie about the Valkyries? I might actually watch that.

>Mark Henry as Mulan
That would fucking rule. Hopefully his entrance music plays whenever he enters a room.

And bisexual. And brown. He's Hollywood's wet dream

>They're floating the idea of Spider-Man being the new leader.
to get the franchise back from sony,
then they'll kill him off and replace him with a bix nood

>mfw seeing Disney's new progressive live-action bullshit

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Bump

>all mother

Kill it all .

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Im glad this board is red pilled, sometimes i get so tired of /co/mblr

The fact that I can't tell whether or not this is fake shows how bad Nu Marvel is.

I know what you mean. Somehow they can get story after story of blatant race-swaps and SJW propaganda and still insist there isn't an agenda at play. Super clear patterns right in their face they refuse to see.

It's all true. The female Thor pics I posted. The race/gender swaps. Nazi Captain America. All of it.

(Don't keep up with this shit so some of the original heroes might be back at this point I dunno.)

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Vision’s face is pretty funny.

SOMEBODY GON GET DEY ASS KICKED

Nice

Based 3 6 leaf

VERY nice.

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We all know this is going to eventually make it on screen. Just fucking let it die already. I'd rather be a fan of something outdated than this bullshit.

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based punisher

>rather be a fan of something outdated

Well do I have just the hero for you. Guaranteed not to be tainted with progressive bullshit.

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Oh yay, more 90lb woman beating up anything stronk womyn bullshit.

Wicked comic.

Pic showing the Punisher murdering a pedophilic couple videotaping their own kids in sex acts.

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Wall

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kek
>he's not fictional though

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This. Wahititi received so much fawning MSM from the start, I was suspicious but thought he was just an ocean guy. Is James Wan another crypto-Joo? Because his press is always fellating too.

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based feminist punisher

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Hercules: Hate and Lightning

i like Natalie Portman stop being faggots, if they are hot then its ok

> Asian Hulk

Sauce lol

Damn, I'm upvoting this

I don't understand, is he a feminist for murdering child abusers?

Everyone, men and women alike, have inappropriate urges, especially sexual ones but also violent ones, ones about disrespecting the property of others, and ones about deceit. It's like they say about being in battle: if you weren't afraid, how could you be brave? If you weren't tempted, how could you be good?

That page may be redskullpilled but only in the same way American History X is. The Nazis characters are clearly right but they try to portray the views as wrong. Not by countering the ideas themselves but by trying to portray people who think like that as terrible.

In the next page his followers are strapping bombs on as if they're fucking ISIS.

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>MIB International flopped hard with Thor, Quigon and valkyrie as leads
>LET'S REMOVE THE REASON WHY WOMEN WATCH THOR IN THE FIRST PLACE
Well if a talking racoon and tree can sell, a nigger and kike should sell.

so based

>inappropriate urges

Exactly what I would expect from an anti human anti nature abrahamic

Based feminism. Remember. This is the future you chose

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I honestly can't tell between the trolls, infiltrator/subverters, and straight-up schizophrenics who spew their ravings onto anonymous boards all day out of loneliness because every other forum bans them and everyone IRL avoids them. I don't care which you are.

tfw you will never be able to fuck young Natalie Portman, life isn't fair bros.

I have no issues about a low age of consent, however a couple that have sex with their own children no matter their age is immoral, AoC was originally pushed by women who wanted the state to protect the virginity of their girls against predators (Men who took their virginity and then left).
You see, men used to marry lolis, not have sex with their own daughters and videotape it.

Gogurt Hulk!

It's like that guy from youtube says, Marvel characters are all Burger King Kids' Club now. It's all written by people who didn't read comics, and whose idea of superheroes comes from ads.

>trolls

Thats what I expect from someone on neo4chan to say. Its alright your with your own kind here these days sadly.

You have some point but to act as if its some ultimate evil is exclusively modernist feminazi shit. Also the last part isnt entirely true, depending on circumstance.

People writing those (((comics))) mutilate little boys but virtue signal over brutally killing someone who just has sex with a girl

Its mind poison and nearly everyone in the world is affected

I'm just love to see Disney dumping billions into new comic movies and Shit Wars only to crash without survivors. If anything, I will cheer internally for every woke movie they do, since that will bring them to their doom. It's not like I care about all this recycling shit in the first place beyond laughing at them hard as they flop.