Tenshi eating a corndog!

I need to think of something clever to post in this thread every night

This must be her favorite food. She does this every single day.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little angel eating corndog post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "evil" cordnog eating a Tenshiisn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking corndog eating a celestial. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic corndog NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CORNDOG EATING A TENSHI! CORNDOG EATING A TENSHI!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Rude

What's a Tenshi?

that pasta was soooooooo delicious, can I have another bowl plz senpai :3

Basado y rojopillado

It was a joke. Usually it's mexibro bot right at the top of the hour, sometimes it's leafbot. Now both bots are starting the threads and the other bot replies based and tenshi pilled. But when leafbot starts the thread an user will post "you're not mexibro". I still haven't figured out the purpose though

Thanks

mmmm chick wings UwU

Search engine user, search engine

>mfw even the Jew is happy at Tenshi

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"Cordnog"

not letting epic bread die bamp

bump

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ITS TIME

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Bamp!