HOLY SHIT, ALL OF TORONTO'S POWER JUST WENT OUT. ANY OTHER LEAFS USING THEIR PHONE DATA PLAN RN?
MASSIVE POWER OUTAGE
Samuel Ward
Cameron Hughes
This keeps happening. Couldn't happen to a more deserving city this time. Hopefully it goes on for a while and is a happening. It won't.
Evan Russell
what the fuck IS GOING ON?
Josiah Reed
Even without power im still starving. send food aid
Nicholas Rivera
The Day of the Rake finally arrives.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Y U UP AT REAL NIGGA HOURS?
Nathaniel Collins
oh no not toronto
Alexander Jones
Giant power outage, I will try to take some pics for you. The whole city is dark. It's surreal bro. We had 3 surges in the past hour as well. Pray for us please. I will always love you americanon
Andrew Bennett
Maybe its the LEXX eating Toronto
Benjamin Anderson
I though it would never come.
I'm so happy.
Tyler Kelly
Toronto was a mistake. Thank god I live up north
Charles Rodriguez
rest in peace
Liam Cook
Huh. A little power outage and all of a sudden the Canadian bravado and absolutely terrible shitposting attempts fade and the real leaf shines through; a scared little pussy who begs and pleads for someone to save him.
Behold, the true face of the Canadian in this thread.
Jackson Ortiz
sauce or i call bs..tired of false CANADA IS COLLAPSING /CIG/ threads...stop getting my hopes up.
also how are you still poasting, from your phone or laptop or what
Brandon Price
WTF GUYS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY JUST FLEW A HELICOPTER OVER MY HOUSE
Xavier Cruz
>talk shit to angry bird
>gets shit kicked in
What was he thinking?
Joseph James
>how are you still poasting
american reading comprehension right here.
James Wood
Maybe it's some orchestrated attack? It happened to Venezuela too
nytimes.com
Matthew Baker
so how does your phone have power then!
Zachary Thompson
How's the helicopter running if the powers out?
Xavier Lee
Americans routinely come up here expecting all Canadians to be polite forgetting that not only is mutual combat legal here but fist fights are a pastime. If you talk shit to a real Canadian and not a metrosexual basedboy you will almost certainly get knocked out.
We don't carry guns here so we just beat the shit out of each other, and mouthy American tourists. Fuck Toronto though
Jackson Martinez
very fast on the ground
Joseph Peterson
>Toronto
S
Christopher Kelly
Finally
Gavin Reed
Easy there, friend.
Liam Nelson
Power just came back twice rn. On and off. I'm posting from my iPad which is using my phone as a hotspot. I usually post from my Desktop, but no way I can power that rn. My power surge battery went out 2 minutes ago as well. We are fucked, boys.
Josiah Sanders
The Day of the Rake has finally come! All based white leafs please head for the border, you can prove your loyalty in the coming struggles. All the other leafs, enjoy your raking.
Colton Nelson
Liam Morris
Anglobro don't do this. I can already hear the dindus howling on the streets.
Chase Gomez
>Venezuela
>Toronto
>Brooklyn
What the fuck is going on in these 3rd world countries?
Isaac Murphy
Not trying to sound tough at all, it's a real thing. Leafs are actually very hostile people if you're talking shit and it isn't banter. Go anywhere in rural Canada and call a guy in a flannel jacket smoking a cigarette a goof and you will almost certainly be put in the hospital. Your average rural leaf probably gets in at least a dozen scraps by the age of 25.
Like I said mutual combat is legal here and an unspoken part of our culture. We just like getting into scraps, the Angry Bird lad probably thought the American tourist was looking for a tussle
Dominic Perry
Enjoy the third world living standards, sorry it's less lawless and exciting than Jow Forums led you to believe
Henry Ramirez
LOL, MY ID CHANGED. I'm OP btw. My router being turned on and off must of switched my ip and changed my ID.
Henry Walker
Don't call me goof, buddy.
Michael Baker
no doot aboot it ya hoser
Cooper Walker
that's it bud I'm puttin ya in the fuckin lake
In all seriousness though that is probably the most offensive and confrontational word you can use here
Anthony Allen
Thanks but I think I will be fine. Leafs are Americans. I myself and many others carry a dual citizenship, so I'd shit gets real. I'll call my embassy in Toronto, or I'll just show up. They'll most likely make arrangements for me to leave. I'll probably stay with my cousin who lives in Burlington.
Jose Myers
don't call me bud, pal
Bentley Richardson
Got so cheesed I chirped myself oh fuck buds
Matthew Howard
give your balls a tug eh chief you're gettin right lippy
Daniel Cox
>Even without power im still starving. send food aid
Post the in store prices and the horrors will end. No loss leaders or sales either....
Jaxson Phillips
It's the solar minimum.
Lower local/earth magnetic field exposes us to external currents.
More power transmission problems.
Robert Thomas
Based Humongous poster
Cameron Lopez
The USA has a special bomb that explodes into very long aluminum strips, shorting out power stations.
We must be pissed that we lost the Stanley cup again to the Canucks
Mason Allen
eh, don't call me chief, friend
Juan King
You haven't had any friends since your sister moved outta own fucknuts
Luis Cooper
don't call me fucknut, pal
Adam Green
Fuck I wish we had mutual combat laws. It could make bashing lebbos and niggers so much easier.
Brayden Peterson
It really is fucking great
Joshua Gray
Cyberwarfare and sabotage
You'd be surprised how many glowniggers of various countries are inside any 1 country
Hudson Flores
My nigga it's because Toronto is a giant shithole where you can go play spot the white person and go 15 minutes until you find a heeb.
Hopefully they all starve so our food prices drop.
Christopher Edwards
You should really apologize
Jackson Brooks
Toronto's power grid just blew over my house
Joshua Ortiz
serves you right for harboring this murderer
Ethan Wright
Here in Aus, even if two parties consented to fight each other, police will still charge you with disturbing the peace. Gay af
Alexander Powell
Luke Gray
Are you seriously having a meltdown over the power going out?
Quit being a bitch.
Austin Cox
That is fucking gay, but from what I've heard Australians have a problem with suckerpunching too. King hits or something? You can even legally fight your wife in Canada if she agrees
David Young
die leaf
Brayden Martin
>Toronto's power grid just blew over my house
kek
Jeremiah Barnes
Shut up gay faggot. I am trying to keep this thread from dying with 4chans classic theme of nonsensical hype and coming to the conclusion that everything is the start and end to WW3
Jayden Gonzalez
elon musk is technically a leaf
Easton Gutierrez
>but from what I've heard Australians have a problem with suckerpunching too. King hits or something?
Yeah, king hitting is kind of commonplace here. More so than it should be. A lot of Aussies are fuckin cowards to be quite honest with you man, and that comes from an Australian.
Levi Perry
>Australians have a problem with suckerpunching
Yes. Favourite tactic of non-whites and general scum. They never fight fair, ever.
Camden Ortiz
Quit being such a faggot.
Jace Kelly
Why is "goof" so confrontational?
I've only been in like 6 fights and I'm 28 so it's not like I'm much of a fighter but like half involved some faggot starting shit and then calling me a goof.
I haven't scrapped in like 4 years now, I figured that word might have phased out since I haven't heard it used in a long time.
Leo Harris
They did this so you can't see the in-store prices.
Evan King
>A lot of Aussies are fuckin cowards to be quite honest with you man
to be fair that's probably only because almost all of you live in the city. I imagine those who live in the Outback are like like Andrew Ukles
Subhumans can't appreciate the sanctity of the duel
Goof means child molester, it was grandfathered from prison slang. Punk is almost as bad. People in the city use it too frequently because most city cucks won't throw hands but it's uttered sparingly out here because you're asking to get seriously fucked up
Jackson Reed
Why not just leave fucking Ontario for anywhere but BC or major city?
You think Chicongo will be an improvement?
Jesus Christ
Luke Green
Work. Sadly I need the activity of Toronto to keep myself financially afloat. My degree is useless out in the oil fields of Alberta. I didn't go to UofT for nothing.
Eli Thomas
It’s all so tiresome man
I’m so sick of all of it
Xavier Mitchell
>being a leaf
>living in toronto
>having a phone
>having data
>being on grid
Jack Rogers
It was iran
Mason Allen
You moved to Toronto so you could get a job that would support a Toronto cost of living. You're a real thinker aren't ya bud
Blake Martin
Big deal didn't Jew York have the same thing happen a week or so ago?
Samuel Evans
Yeah I moved from my moms vagina to Toronto.
Nathaniel Young
Yep, Venezuala, Toronto, NYC twice in a week, and Minnesota/Wisconsin had 400,000 people without power after a simple thunderstorm rolled through. What's happening is foreign states are ramping up tests to knock out Power Grids through the (now) well-documented backdoors placed in Intel CPUs via the NSA's Management Engine. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Jose Hall
>Yeah I moved from my moms vagina to Toronto.
Should've stayed in Oshawa then
Brody Flores
twice in the last 10 days, both of which had exploding manholes
Brayden Murphy
>completely ignore the massive heatwave and weather fluctuations
>which is probably because countries weren't ready for this shit and power outage woud be common
apocalypse 1-2 years
Adrian Rivera
merely a coincidence of course
Austin Watson
Eli Powell
friday, september 13th of this year is a full moon, with all sorts of numerological and astrological implications
you wish you had 2 whole years left mate
James Wilson
F
Jacob Rodriguez
daily reminder that leaf pulled that entire thing out of his foliate ass
Cooper Gonzalez
Sounds like you just got BLACKEDout
Brandon Murphy
nice try leaf, that says 2016
Leo Jenkins
I'm going to let you either delete that post or double down on being retarded. Choice is yours
Ian Butler
Canada is going down.
Brandon Anderson
This 9/11 is the 18th anniversary. 18 = 6 6 6
Aaron Smith
triple, take it or leaf it
Jace Thompson
there has never been a frog poster with an IQ higher than that of a kitchen garbage disposal unit. I bet that's your avatar on twitter to trigger libtards
William Wright
Jesus you're one of those.
You realize there's more to life then living in the city or working at Ft.Mac right?
People making 11$an hour at timmies living on the east coast have a higher standard of living than someone making 150k a year in Toronto.
You fell into the kike trap.
Dominic Harris
Zachary Roberts
Ha
Joseph Carter
if your mother knew what a garbage disposal unit was, you wouldn't have survived past infancy
I don't have a twitter, libtard
Xavier Richardson
I know it's hard for you to imagine but some people's mothers love them. Maybe yours shouldn't have coal burned and she might be able to see her little McNiglet as a human being
Cooper Bennett
>trudeau
>bottom dexd
Wyatt Wright
>Obama
>twice
Andrew Sanchez
Socialism dindu nuffin. He was a good boy on his way to church.