Dear americans

but you will finaly lose if musk lands on mars because this is the real deal

nigger

Kiwis. All 3 kinds. Wait.. maybe not. Do we grow kiwis in the US? I can't remember.

Oh, cool bro. A man of fine taste! Where do you live bro? We should hang out and talk about the bourgeoisie scum, bro! Give me your address!

Based USSR and based russia.

Death to America and anglo hegemony and imperialism.

oink oink porky time's running out

neither of you did shit. A bunch of nazi scientists that you stole did it.

>Yeah obviously I can't bench press as much weight as you because my arms aren't as strong as yours

Actually that the real truth.

Cmon the real achievement was the first spaceflight. You just invented new goal (human landing on the Moon) that has no point cause there alredy have been robots on the Moon that are way more economically feasible, and now you say you won the space race cause noone else wanted to spend such crazy amount of resources on this shit.

The difference is that the US actually succeeded in doing all of those things. The soviet union never put a man on the moon.

Why is your stereotypical American person a bearded white man? I haven't seen a white person in months. Let alone a masculine bearded white male.

Might want to change your image to a Mexican eating a taco or some shit.

and what have you done for the last 30-40 years? Are you going to keep bragging about the legacy you squandered?

nelson

Apollo program costed 150 billion $ in current prices for absolutely no gain at all, can you see why no one else did it?

we aren't as fat

I just noticed you mentioned Russia is transporting us to space because
>Columbia and Challenger exploded.
That's not why the STS was retired. Endeavour was built in 91 to replace Challenger. The STS's retirement was planned well in advance - yes, paying for flights by Russia was part of that plan. Further, the deal we have with Russia is not a permanent situation. The SLS's first flight will be in June of next year.

>first womyn in space
>relevant
Fuck off, roastie cunt

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Get raped to death by gook faggots

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pls add only robots on Venus

it's called space race because the first one to reach the goal wins. The goal was the moon. The US won.

Sure, the Soviet Union remains a remarkable success story on socialism, even to this day.

>for absolutely no gain at all
... that's a weird way to thank NASA for the 6,300 inventions that were created specifically for the Apollo program which became hugely influential back then (and most are even used today). Here are some samples:
- CAT scanner
- Microchips
- Cordless tools
- Ear thermometers
- Freeze-dried food
- Insulation
- satellite tv
- joysticks
- transparent ceramic (braces, to be specific -- for your teeth)
- shoe insoles
- scratch resistant lenses
- smoke detectors
- water filters
even fucking swimsuits were designed because of the Apollo program - to be more specific, think speedo... they were looking for ways to reduce drag.

Surely you've never heard of any of these devices (and far more that I didn't mention.. like memory foam) .. right?

Shut up you kiwi faggot

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Russian comrades - White men in America respect Russian culture. Russian music, Russian literature, beautiful women, and Vodka. When America breaks out into racial holy war, please join us. We have nice state called Mississippi, you can have it, nice river, farmland, boar hunting. Many Russians in New York..it's yours! Bring AKMs and a lot of ammo, there a lot of people needing to answer for their (((forefather's))) war crimes against Mother Russia.

Thank you comrades.

>space
>real
Pick 1

Did NASA have a hand in the LIGO detectors (can't remember if NASA was involved or if it was just MIT/NSF)? If so, you can add another to the list: first (and only) to detect gravitational waves.

>Name one thing New Zealand does better than the u.s.
Fucks sheep.

Mylar too

I would be eating popcorn if civil war breaks out in ur shithole

Yeah but our research paid off handsomely. Tang - we got a powdered orange drink from the space program...and it's rich in vitamin C. We got Velcro from the space race too. If you dont have cold air blowing up your coat sleeve, just thank an American. Totally worth $150,000,000,000 that we would have otherwise just blown on hookers and coke.

Yep.. and Russians absolutely LOVE abstract art. Oh, that was a cold war "secret weapon" of the CIA that not many know about. Thanks CIA for getting so many people loving absolutely batshit insane "art"! :D

Side note: I'm not tinfoil hatting this... the love for abstract art absolutely was a CIA thing.

Niggers out here having for patriotism to things that be dead

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Niggers out here having patriotism for things that no longer exist*

Where’s Lindbergh

Go neck yourself bong

Well, I think the USSR was pretty cool, they like, stood up to us and were a real fight. Slavs are great. Inventive, vicious, restless...drunk. I like them in a bro kind of way. But the fact is we did win and the results speak for themselves.

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BEEP BEEP OUT OF THE WAY IM SHITPOSTING KIWI MAYTE

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What a shitty addition to the list. Go learn more science faggot

Tbf shouldn't the dog and monkey get first animal in space and first orbit?

This is just a bunch of shit in orbit. It should all count as 1 thing really. Nobody talks about John Glenn like this.

The Apollo program absolutely destroys every other human exploration in history by a fuck ton, including the other space shit. We still don’t even have good definitions of where space begins and ends. Leaving Earth’s orbit to land on another body is fucking insane - we still aren’t even good at the math for it and we just went anyway

We never even had a war against USA

Why r u cucks so patriotic for a country u don't even live in

Cry harder you dumb kiwi. America best country. We don't have a leader who wore a hijab and is now trying to placate muslims.

Eat a dick.

Spoken like a true peasant.

Hear me out here ok but maybe instead of bickering about who won what in space let each nation have their pride and just get on with exploring space.

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It seems impossible: whereas in Tsarist Russia, people traveled by carriage, 40 years later it was possible to reach space. The Soviets also developed the largest thermonuclear experimental system in the world, 10 Tokamak, a prototype fusion reactor. Tokamak heats the hydrogen at the temperature of the bowels of the sun (tens of millions of degrees) and keep the heated substance for a long time. They also created the first nuclear icebreaker "Lenin", the first in the world, another feat of Soviet engineering, consisting of a giant 19,240 tons of steel, driven by three nuclear reactors using pressurized water.

objectively , First man to walk on the moon > all of the things on the pic

It doesn't matter who was winning, it matters who crosses the finishline first.

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Sage

Nazi is now a Nationality.

Mom... is this one of those aboriginal niggers with computer access in 2019?

Keeps shitskins out
Healthcare
Actually uses guns to kill invaders

I second this.
New York, Mississippi, and I'll even throw in Washington State, too. Beautiful country. Feel free to harass the leafs just north.

Dad... is this one of the african immigrant niggers that rule the continents of down under now?

And god bless them

While it may be true that anyone actually knowledgeable about the history of space travel would recognize America's stark inferiority compared to the soviets, America may have lost the space race, but they won a much more important war: The Culture War.
It literally doesn't matter what actually happened in history, or what is going to happen from now on.

The USA have a stranglehold on public, worldwide perception of any event, and they can bend and twist reality as they wish.
That's why the USA is somehow the "hero" of every war despite not having been the decisive force in a single territorial conflict in history, the actual events have zero relevance when it comes to deciding what "reality" is going to be from then on.

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goal post change

He's not wrong. Our follow through has been a joke. Had we put colonies up there, there'd be room to talk, but as it is we kinda just did the thing and said "go team" then spent the next few decades resting on our laurels.

But I mean, we have enough nuclear capacity to shatter Phobos and Deimos if we got really bored, so there's that, I guess.