HALT!

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

This is how you do it,you faggot Aussie.

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oh no

Here are my papers. I'm sure you'll find everything in order.

Also FUCK JANNIES

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AYO
IT'S-A ME

Zum Endsieg!

rollan

I am the alpha and the omega!

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Last time I was sent to a comfy position. Let's see where I end up this time.

Finna boutta dab on the commies

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Ich bin gut Deutscher junge!!

>all these high ranking swedes

Roll

Roll

nigger

What is this color?

Rolling

Noice

JAH DAS IST GUTEN

looks like "bullet to the head" to me

Orange, get arrested Tommy

orange

UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>american axis

Rolling

Roll

Fucking lmao, a waffen officer leads the axis invasion of America, while another waffen officer leads the invasion of the third Reich. Playing both sides, we're the jews now.

Kek has blessed this thread.

How does this even work?

Based as FUCK

Congratulations, Shinji

Jawohl herr offizier

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i love trans and gays, im here to dismantle the reich my lovelies

Heil

Hallo

Rolling

What the fuck color is this?

Appropriate

roll

RIP

Mein friend

finally about to clap some mutts

Rollino

Roll

You win some, you lose some I guess.

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dunno about you, but that looks like a nigger to me

Well deserved position. Don't you think so fellow high ranking official? Let's gas those fucking anglos together.

Rolling on the river

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Kek! I just got in because your government prefer me than you.

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here we go again

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rollin

HH

Rollin

whit

Rollen

ROLL

Shut it down!

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Hello fellow aryans

oh shidd

Ich habe Wahrheit gesagt!
Deutsche Soldaten machen Eisenbahnpatroullie durch Wald.
Munition ist zu schwer. Bleibt immer hier! Mich interessiert nicht..

Get him boys.

Roll

This is America and I don't have to show you anything. Don't tread on me! That's my purse, I don't know you!

Achtung

GATHER THE JEWS,
ITS TIME FOR AUSCHWITZ 2, ELECTRIC BUGALOOO

THIS TIME.... it’s personal

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rolling

roll

L

gotta gas those jews

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Hier sind meine papiere

Off to Russia with you my lad

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Gimme Reperations

and women i can rape

Rollz

Grüß gott!

Whiter than you Ahmed.

braaapppp

Sieg

rolling

Roll

Rolling

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Shiiiieeet, muh dicc

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Roll roll roll

arrest me bruder

Doll

pink.. ohh shit

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Not bad

>insert >british >white, meme here...

Rollerino

Oi

*inconspicuously crawls into an oven*

alright

Gott mit uns.