Brit/pol/

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We’re going to melt your cities again you foreign cunt

DUDE

BROADBAND

LMAO

Always fuck the Financial Times

WE /DUDE/ NOW

If you don't think that wasn't one of the worst speeches in British history, you're retarded and delusional.

DUDE BREXIT LMAO

Cheap beer and fags for all
SIN TAXES BTFO'D
> Jamie Oliver on suicide watch

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. not a DUDE

You'd know, Merkel

Why does this thread back Boris Johnson? He's got a proven track record of incompetence, flip-flopping, and lying.

THIS IS A DUDE'S COUNTRY NOW!

Scotland's going to leave because of this, you guys do realize that?

KYS YOURSELF

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you're*

Even Jo yesterday had a more interesting speech

DUDE KEK LMAO DUDE

ARE YOU DAUNTED /BRIT/POL? I DIDNT THINK SO

What are they chimping out about in the background of Sky News? I don't speak British.

>don't think that wasn't
Based.

Who?

is 3 years the new record for longest ever tantrum?

Isn't he already on suicide watch after all his restaurants collapsed?

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Low energy

wtf I'm a dude now

We're Dude/pol/ now

>If you don't think that wasn't

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Has Dominic Grieve quit the Tories yet?

somebody please make
>The Virgin DUD
>The Chad DUDE

kek

Our Prime Minister is an undiplomatic New Yorker with massy hair and they don't like that.

Fucking let ‘em.

Good fuck those ginger skirt wearing faggot socialist cunts

I fucking hope so

WE ARE DUDE/POL/ NOW

Hasn't he been deselected? He's like a fly hovering around the steaming shit pile that is parliament.

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>he'd rather listen to Mays boring and drawn out ramblings

How are you feeling, my dudes?

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Norman Smith shut the fuck up mate Boris isn't going to be le unity candidate where is he getting this info from

DUDE

Brexit time.

It's all so tiresome

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One could only hope and pray those whinging bagpipe fuckers actually grow a pair of balls underneath their skirts and fuck off.

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What the fuck, I never knew he was born in New York. Literally Trump.

I FUCKING HOPE SO FUCK THOSE SCOTTISH TRAITORS

BUNCH OF SOCIALIST BASTARDS

BREXIT BEFORE THE UNION!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone's already crying.
twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1153624236092735489?s=09

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do berlin please

(big)
(big)
GET YOUR HIGHLIGHTS

Anyone seen Dame Alan yet? I want to view his seethe

Boris is going to fuck the shit out of Hunt’s Chink wife right in front of him tonight.

GET IN HERE NOW

Yeah I was wondering this too, didn't he swear to leave if Boris became PM?

So very, very tiresome

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"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive"

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Don't get me excited user, I'll be satisfied enough with Brexit.

Pretty okay. It was as minimal cringe as a UK political event really could be expected to be, and there’s a little bit of hope on the horizon now.

And Hunt is going to enjoy it.

fuck me I'm retarded

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>we wuz bomber pilots
lol

/DUDE GENERAL/ WHEN?

At toil.

Why is everyone posting DUDE?

no, they won't. Mainly because they need our permission to hold another referendum

Elvis on Mars confirmed

Mrs Hunt failed her country

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Would you expect anything else from the opposition leader? Tories said the same thing in 2007.

DRUMPF
JAWNSAN
SWINSAN
RARRGHRHHHG
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE

...

Delivery Brexit
Unite the country
Defeat Corbyn
Energy

Does anyone else here think Priti Patel would look good in a full leather, dripping with oil?

God I want to fuck her bad.

Sky News called his speech "brief and sketchy". Uncool, dude.

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DUDE BREXIT

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lol no shes just some try hard paki woman trying to fit in

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They’ll all be dead from fentanil in 5 years

Right wing ex-Tory Scot here. These Brexit fags don’t realise they’re destroying the union and handing the PM to Corbyn.

The Scottish Tories are so much better than the English ones it’s not even funny, but England is proving these faggot Left wing Nationalists up in Scotland correct that England doesn’t care about us just so they can meme about Boris and leaving the EU for a laugh.

Clown country.

She's Indian? But she's one of those hot ones that uses skin bleaching cream.

God I'd love to bleach her face, with my cum.

So how long will it be before Brit/pol/ disavows Boris and claims they never supported him, just like they did with"Based Mummy" May?

BASED

fuck off ruth you'll never become PM

But we don't care about you lol. We don't care about anyone or anything, we never have.

This is news to you?

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Johnson is an olive confirmed?

More Scots voted to leave the EU than voted for the SNP. Also 1/3 of SNP voters want to leave the EU.

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> one reason we should give a fuck about you ginger skirt wearing faggots

Pro tip you can't

Jow Forums has always been at war with Theresa May.

Children BTFO'D

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I think the real question is, when will the Momentum trolls arrive to begin a new demoralisation campaign?

He delivered it to a bunch of wankers in a room. Tomorrow he addresses the nation at large, no lectern, expect shenanigans