>Be me manager in Texas
>Company acquires a smaller company based in Peoples Republic of California
>Be needing a mechanical engineer.
>HR gives me a resume for ME from acquisition. Told I have to hire him.
>Be a cuck and don't want to rock the boat.
>Interview him on the phone as a formality. Seems like a nice enough guy.
>See his salary; making $30K more than me! I tell HR we're not giving him a raise and this will hurt my budget.
>Told doesn't matter it's a promotion so he's getting a 10% raise.
>Takes him over a month to get his shit together and move. When he finally arrives the full scope of my cuckness begins to rear its head.
>Dresses like he's in SoCal. Always drinking hipster local coffee. Spends 1st hour everyday goofing off. Constantly catch him in my boss’s office shooting the shit and talking about his "future". All the while he's constantly fucking up assignments, missing deadlines, needs help from the other team members on the simplest things. Start documenting everything.
>Decide to have a team lunch. Choose my favorite Indian Restaurant.
>Comtard complains and doesn't like it; actually brings up cultural appropriation. Uncuck for once and tell him STFU.
>Comtard spends meal talking about himself. Tells us about his hovel in CA and how he made so much selling was able to buy a nice townhome near downtown for a steal; only $600k! I make less than him and still saving to buy a $300k in the burbs.
>He then fucks up and brags to team about how much money he's now making since he doesn't have to pay CA taxes, his raise.
>Whole teams looks at me. Majority are making less but have been supporting this retard.
>Pull his ass into my office when we get back and chew him out. He starts quoting laws and regulations that I'm 99% sure don't exist in TX.
>Tell him he's the poorest performer on the team yet making more than everyone here. Put him on a performance improvement plan (PIP).
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>Comtard starts shaping up. End up having to play damage control for weeks with the rest of the team. HR won't let me fire the guy and get two people for the price we're paying for him
>Suddenly major fuck up in UAE to the point of losing the contracts over there. Mgt wants my team to get stuff straightened out over there.
>Get my 3 best guys prepped to go with me. Assign the rest of the team support work and distribute the workload.
>Comtard decides he should go too.Tell him no he's on support duty and under a PIP. He then tried to go upstairs and convince my boss that he should go. Boss ends up chewing my ass out for this fucker bothering him.
>Storm downstairs and Comtard is nowhere to be seen. His stuff is gone from his desk. Figure he went home to cry. Whatever we leave tonight.
>Board the plane; get drunk in the A380 Emirates bar with my team. Fucking great flight.
>Land; have dozens of emails and calls.
>It's all from my boss and HR about..comtard.
>In true Commifornian fashion he went to HR after we both told him he wasn't going on this assignment.
>Told HR we created a hostile work environment. We used racial, sexist, and homophobic slurs. For the last couple months after the PIP had been documenting anything to use against us. He backdated everything too so that it looks like the PIP was retaliation.
>I'm seeing Red. Team can tell something is very wrong. Tell them it's none of their business.
>Spend most of the night on the phone with boss. Says that Comtard wants me fired and my boss to resign or he'll sue.
>Boss tells me he'll handle it and just do my job over there.
>I ended up getting even drunker that night and thinking this was the end of my career.
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>Spend nearly a solid week overseas dealing with the client issues, but in the forefront of my mind is Comtard.
>On the flight back from Dubai I'm still fretting. HR is known for being a bunch of useless cunts.
>Go into office Monday. Boss is waiting for me at my office, escorts me upstairs and tells me to not talk
>Go to a meeting room. Comtard is there with a lawyer. Head of HR, Legal, my boss’s boss, and a stenographer.
>Comtards lawyer starts listing all the abuse his client suffered. He's willing to let it all go if I resign and my boss moves to another department.
>The Head of HR, begins apologizing to Comtard saying that they weren't aware of this abuse and how awful. Legal keeps interjecting statements distancing the companies’ liability.
>Finally they and ask us if we have anything to say.
>Boss then opens a binder. Pulls out some type of report with the words Private Investigation Service on it. He had hired a fucking PI.
>Turns out Comtard had pulled this exact shit not once but at five different companies in CA.
>Boss had signed statements from my team that Comtard had been planning this. Evidence showing his examples were unfounded. Some even occurred when he was actually on vacation.
>Then the pièce de résistance a security video of him at the office fucking the HR managers who filed all of this for him.
>Comtard started spouting shit like inadmissible in court and consent on being recorded. Apparently didn't realize we we're in Comifornia anymore.
>His lawyer turned 360 and said I think we're done here
>Big boss turns to Comtard and says you're fired. Security had apparently been outside to escort us out but ended up taking shell shocked comtartd out.
>Head of HR starts back tracking. Boss stands up tells her to go fuck herself. Walk out with him.
>Don't mess with Texas.
That's why you never take in a fucking Californian Refugee.
At least someone in Texas still has nuts
Based. I hope more stories like this emerge california should be quarantined
I liked that the story had a happy about ending.
>>His lawyer turned 360 and said I think we're done here
Lost my sides there. I miss these good old green texts on Jow Forums
What happened after all this?
I like this comic tries to deflect from Mexican illegals and instead puts more focus on Cuckholdfornians.
OP was not a faggot today.
shit that never happened
I looked the guy up on LinkedIn today. He's doing some pissant job back in the Peoples Republic of California. Looks like he couldn't survive outside its host for too long.
In the end it played out my boss was ready for retirement. He strong armed the company into a very nice retirement consultancy package. We’re talking high 6 figures.
The Head of HR, the one trying to throw us under the bus, was given a transfer to another division by my boss's boss. The HR Manager comtard was fucking was fired. That one I was surprised about since it was a femtard and its HR.
Legal got butt hurt that my boss didn’t involve them. They basically were ready to settle and hadn’t even thought to do a background investigation to determine the viability of the case.
I knew my time there was done. My boss hooked me up with a friend of his at another company. I moved there about 6 months later. HR didn’t even bother to do an exit interview and sent an intern to say goodbye to me.
>security video of him at the office fucking the HR managers who filed all of this for him
Elaborate please.
Link to the video?
Based, fuck (((California)))
that made my day user
I love a happy ending. gg OP.
>HR gives me a resume for ME from acquisition. Told I have to hire him.
Why is this allowed?
Yeah legal doesn't exist to help anyone but the company.
Doesn't surprise me you and your boss noped out of there.
What a feel good story. Unrelated does Hugo Boss do western/cowboy wear?
Sounds like a Reddit power fantasy desu
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Mega Based. Never Change there Compadre. Kill all the commieformist.
i like you and your boss user. thanks for the story
I agree but there are people who are proffessional victims and sue everything. These pieces of shit have ruined perfectly safe waterparks in particular.
Your boss sounds like a good dude.
Turns out Upper Mgt had installed cameras throughout the office floors for an unrelated reason. This one happened to have a view towards the lady's office.
The video just showed them coming into her office late after hours kissing. Then shutting the door and coming back out adjusting clothes and leaving. It was enough to cast doubt on her and him.
This shit didn’t happen but Commiefornians still shouldn’t be allowed to travel across state lines
Sure there are but since this story is a fabrication he could post it somewhere else and maybe get some Reddit gold out of it, it's got nothing to do with politics
KILL CALIFORNIANS IF THEY EXIT THEIR STATE. You retards voted yourselves into that situation HAPPILY. Now STAY there and fuckin starve in the bed you’ve made. Your beliefs are clearly flawed and your horrid state is proof of that. You are no different than Muslim refugees when you leave your shitholes. You destroy your home with backwards beliefs, have to flee, and then attempt to force those beliefs on your hosts. You should all be killed if you cross the border of California in an attempt to exit.
Exactly. Also wtf with all these stories in usa, where HR is like some seperate entity from the rest of the company.l, which only looks to find ways to fuck up a company. As far as I remember HR are hired by the boss and I doubt in most cases boss would hire sjws and other fucked in the head women
Your boss saved your ass. He sounds like a nice man. I hope you repay his loyalty.
I'm not him but I'm pretty sure he's just saying that he's on video having sex with the HR manager who ended up filling this complaint for him.
Call that a conflict of interests.
>We used racial,
Let me see now, these "racial slurs" were you mentioning an Indian resturant.
>ruined perfectly safe waterparks
This was my first redpill as a child.
HRs job is to navigate the jungle of employment laws in the US (cities, counties, states, and the federal government all have their own laws about the workplace, and they arent required to match.) To prevent the company from being sued. Nothing else matters.
As a native Texan I truly fucking hate Californians and the parasites that they are. Good read OP.
They probably colluded. The guy told the single mother HR roastie, that after the settlement, they would leave together. HR should be investigated, and her fired and possibly sued for damages.
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The problem though and this is what OP probably ran a foul of is that HR has grabbed so much power. They dictate hirings, control raises, enforce arbitrary rules, and wield their power like a hatchet. When that's all the responsibility of managers.
The fact is just like the police in America. Who investigates HR? The leadership won't so who will hold them accountable, no one.
>quarantined
Nuked is the better word. zero survivors..
How about someone who lived to study there temporarily? Asking for a friend
Some terms sound federal. Federal folks have priority placement where the selecting supervisor has no choices. It’s used for involuntary displacements mostly.
You sound like a jealous bitch
Missed this question. No it's private sector; Oil & Gas even so not exactly the most progressive industry either.
I was a brand new manager at the time and hadn't learned to not be a cuck yet. The deal was after the acquisition of that CA company HR wanted to move a bunch of their employees out so they could move some of ours in there. I figured having someone with a different perspective would be valuable...I was an naive idiot.
Wish I could blame it on public sector stupidity but can't.
fuck off, faggot. I was raised here, and couldn't vote until the romney v obama election where I obviously voted for the mormon. My county has twice as many democrats registered as republicans, and there are more independents than registered republicans. So, in closing, I didn't vote for any of this. I was dragged into it kicking and screaming. I applaud OP for outing a tiny portion of the cancer that has infected California over time, but it wasn't always like this. You faggots always forget YOUR undesirables and cancer moved here back in the 50s, 60s and 70s, festered, and now they want to move back because GAS IS $1.20 CHEAPER (the amount of fuel tax we have thanks to them) and LOWER INCOME TAX AND PROPERTY TAX (which pay for the communist bullshit the idiots voted for). The tides have turned, and you are all about to pay the pied piper. But, in your arrogance, you miss the irony of the situation. I will continue to vote for republicans and conservative interests, but it will never bear fruit. Instead of pity you show us your bare ass, hurling insults about how communist we individuals are. Well, we warned you. We were the guinea pigs. And now it is your turn to eat shit.
I live in the faggot shithole of los angeles.
Nuke us from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
and then everybody clapped
Give me the redpill on water parks
>califaggot cries to HR like a bitch
>gets fired for being incompetent
there you go
The Chad Liberal Hipster Californian vs The Virgin Retarded Rightwing Redneck Texan
fucking cuck
>as a native texan i truly hate Californians for the parasites they are
This
But the liberal hipster Californian got BTFO in the end
So tolerant!
Qrd please?
Faggots suing over bullshit, and cucked companies capitulating because they're more afraid of bad press than being correct.
I vote third-party, none of this shit is my fault.
Jews ruined them.
Yep. Don't hire them at all. And I'm a California. Best to let us sane ones just deal with the cards God gave us. Don't let the disease that has gripped CA and our coasts grip the traditional states.
>>Don't mess with Texas.
This whole thing is so fucking fake. Texas is a brown, liberal shithole, that is literally months from going blue. You almost went blue during the midterms. Literally, white christian texas men imported most of those beaners as a source of cheap labor creating the very mess you're in now.
I don't believe a word of this stupid fucking LARP.
Fuck California.
t. Colorado
Beautiful
so he was hsaving sex with the femnazi HR manager who filed all the shit for him, did she get fired too then? did she get charged for fraud? sounds like she was going to get a cut of the lawsuit winnings she helped create
You sound as bad, if not worse than the commiefornian. Whadda maroon!
What the fuck is your problem?
We all make mistakes, user. Just have to learn from them.
did either of them have significant others like wife or boyfriends? hopefully you anonymously sent them the video via user email if the company kept things quiet
It’s your own chickens coming home to roost. Eastern scumbags colonized California decades ago, turned it from a traditionalist western state into a festering blue cesspit, and are now leaving the host for new blood. The town I grew up in had its Anglo-Teuton property laws dismantled by the same New York vultures who defrauded half the county out of their ranches with eminent domain. But where was the head honcho lawyer behind the scheme from? Austin, Texas. Washington fell to the same, as did Oregon. This taint is not native to our lands, the infection came from east of the Rockies. We were just young and open enough to be the ideal host.
H*ck Texans and h*ck Easterners. San Diego remained a red city until last decade, and still goes red locally. How many border cities in Texas can say the same? We’ve been fighting a war on two fronts, and Texans have backstabbed the native red population of California at every turn. You’re turning blue from your own greed and corruption, we turned blue because you all forced your poisons down our throats.
>the Virgin OP
>the Chad commiefornian
He literally shagged the HR bitch and got paid to slack, based, he’ll be all right as a NEET
>You’re turning blue from your own greed and corruption, we turned blue because you all forced your poisons down our throats.
>not realizing it's because of demographic change
what the fuck is burma and why is it the most common legal immigration source thing for my state?
Myanmar
>things I want to believe
>but also things that didn’t happen
Yea wtf, I’m on the side of the commie. The manager is equally clueless as he is useless lmao
>Letting HR overrule the managers and the fucking boss.
Would have been easier and cheaper to just sawzall him and leave the torso in the desert and chalk it up to cartels.
This.
>His lawyer turned 360 and said I think we're done here
Justice boner and a major chuckle here. Well told, user. Good on you for keeping your composure and not knocking this fucking faggots teeth out.
abso-fucking-lutely based
your boss is what a true leader should be
you better be loyal to him and repay him in kind
This is even more based and redpilled than the fuck Jannies threads.
>that cartoon
kek, serious delusion there. 1/3 of texans live in poverty and their GDP is barely 2/3 that of california's, and is basically 100% dependent on natural resources (e.g. dumb luck) outside of highly liberal enclaves like austin.
as a rich yankee i think its perfect though, fuck trumpcucks and their shithole states.
i wish to god we had a civil war. battle of san diego would be so fun as those people would just break the fuck down
your boss sounds like a pretty cool dude
And then everyone clapped
Just nuke the coastal cities, deport the illegals, and you turn California more red than Texas.
Considering Americans clap when aeroplanes land and films end it isn't out of the realm of belief that they would start clapping at the end of a legal case.
As a southern californian, this one doesn't stand for us
You get any more like this send em back and send them to the central valley and/or desert communities
We'll handle him
Regards, the half of this state who isn't retarded
Californians should be the last person to complain about poverty.
it's where the based buddhists remove kebab and still use the imperial system of measure.
You got it backwards, SoCal is beantown and 100% not based. Jefferson über alles
It's east vs west you retard. SF and LA are both in the west, every white person is in the east.
Fuck California
T. Arizona
Fucking based. Good work, my fellow countryman. And by country, I mean the Republic of Texas.
>it isn't out of the realm of belief that they would start clapping at the end of a legal case
I'm inclined to agree with you, I can pretty much guarantee it's happened more than once.
It's just like the soviet commissars. They're a division of the (Democratic) Party sent to oversee the business.
I wish we can forcibly remove California and Puerto Rico from the US.
Lol!
>Texas brown and lib
Texas is pretty big user. How about you remove Austin from the picture, which is exactly where commiefornians go, and see just how red Texas is.