My friend told me that the film Jurassic Park was about Epstein's Island. Is it true?

spielberg is a major pedo.
he fucks and kills kids for breakfast.

spielberg makes epstein look like chris hansen.

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I wish there were dinosaurs on Epstein's island.
Dinosaurs are cool.

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the T in T rex stands for traumatized.

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Poor man, someone should give him a hug.
Don't worry if he doesn't hug you back though.

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youtu.be/qJoxZY7vlqg

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damn, you just gave me some nostalgia. time to go read some hg wells

>Directed by Spielberg.

People have been slowly revealing Spielberg to be a pedophile. I'm sure he has paid a visit to Epstin's Island.

>sparednoexpense.pdo

He was critical of global warming, mass consumerism, and hated blowhard intellectuals with no connection to the real world. Crichton was fucking based.

So, the giant, dangerous things kept in maximum security are... children?

or are the dinosaurs a metaphore for the pedo-cult running our world?

He is.

The children being taken to the island are the children.

What if they also did genetic experiments to people there? What Epstein was researching?

You didn’t even check my trips. Shill. Neck yourself.

but that metaphore implies that the pedo jews are behind electric fences.

and I'm pretty sure that the pedo-jews were the ones that "Spared no expense"

My dad works for nintendo and he just told me that movie cast away is actually about epstein's island.

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what's with tom hanks peeing in every movie he's in?

>Babby's first redpill

the ball is probably the worst part about that whole movie.

i literally have not had contact with another human for 15 years and i am doing fine.

The ideas this site conjures continue to blow my mind

Jow Forums users are the definition of the phrase 'crazy like a fox'.

Go back to R€ddit, incel

they deleted Jow Forumsopieandanthony, i have no reason to go to reddit now.

You're talking with us right now
Faggot.

TDS is like Opie and Anthony. Or at least they keep saying they are. I've never listened to it. I bet they are liars.

Checked
Incomprehensibly retarded.

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Creating the most expensive, mind bending attraction of all time just to get children to fly thousands of miles to your private island. The children are then attacked by the the most prolific predators to have ever walked the planet.

now the scene where they feed the group of Asian schoolgirls to the dinosaurs makes a lot more sense.

>the most expensive, mind bending attraction of all time just to get children to fly thousands of miles to your private island.

and that attraction would be what, in the metaphor?

I mean, the reali life equivalent of the dinosaurs?

The children are told they are going to see pedos in cages, and then they're attacked by pedos?

if my IQ were as low as yours id kill myself

The attraction is the park and the island. The predators are what inhabit the island. I'm getting super fucking creeped out thinking about this.