What do you dream of, Jow Forums?

Extremely weird stuff.
It's like I'm semi-conscious, but non conscious enough to know I'm in a dream.
Very, very weird. It's always me almost realizing I'm in a dream but not quite getting there. I was able to lucidly dream three times throughout my life, and I would like to know how to do it again.

flight.

that dream where your body is sluggish and you feel a great weight on you so you struggle to open the door and when you touch it you wake up again and your body is slightly less sluggish and you feel a slightly lesser weight on you and you struggle to open the door but you have woken up again and your body is even less sluggish and the weight is more tolerable and you open the door waiting to wake up for the sluggishness and the weight to vanish entirely
but it doesn't happen because that last time was real

I just want to build a comfy bastion town in the woods with my bros.

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having sex

makes sense, muzzies seem to make up the hot new shipments to Canada these days.

I don't, and it's quite troubling.

That I'll one day learn how to show affection and accept that I am worthy of love

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Seeing faggots like you banned for shitting up the board

when i was child i had nightmares of the Woody doll from Toy Story murdering me

Getting the name of the she nigger thst killed Neil Armstrong via malpractice.

I'm sure it was some bug eyed buck toothed fema-nig ready to go on break who ripped the leads out cuz she din reed to gud, then covered it up by sending him off to a different lab.

I dream about ruling a fascist state battling with the degenerate army’s hordes of filth. Also napalming said army. (Also where’d you find pick?)

No hunger, no poverty and peace in the world

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Sounds like you're ripe for Fermont.

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unironically of working up the courage to be a based serial killer

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Relatable commie bro

>Teaching the Nazi how to H-bomb in 1938
>Erasing Los Alamos when the jews were building our atomic bomb
>Actually having a holocaust - verses "I survived because I fell down in line to the gas chamber and pretended to be sick so they took me to the hospital instead."

based and comfypilled

Usually really fucking fucked up shit like those medivel paintings with all the torture and demons, you know those resllu fucked up ones? About once every five years or so ill have a good dream about a girl. I dont really like to sleep thats why im here all the time.

Maybe if it wasn't commieblocks and townhouses

I dream of ends and disaster. one night I'll be blown in half by an air strike, the next the sun is replaced by a bubble of rainbow light that pops
It's always so warm and comfortable, I can't wait

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ultimate power and control over my life and everyone elses.

>.t Nigger

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Also had (since i'm 13/14 y/o and i'm 23 now) the same nightmare over and over. Someone yelling close to my ear and then i wake up shaking.

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Will there be whores and cake?

I forget

learn to swim vancouverfag

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I started a new medicine and all my dreams are sexy harem dreams.
I used to very rarely have sexy dreams, but I’m on night 5 in a row with a sexy harem.

Mixed feels. I kinda of miss my old fantastical dreams, but these are good too.

Ive never had a nightmare, feels bad man

I’m kind of doing that now. Lizard instead of dog. I live in a mountain town with a population of less than 4000 and it’s just beautiful. Hiking trails are a few minutes away from my front door. Degeneracy is nowhere to be seen. I can get up at five and hike before work. It’s the life, dude.

No whores, the girls are pretty and chaste. But I dream of a comfy bakery with lots of fresh delicious cake.

Fuck I hate gooks

Finding and raping your mother

Holy fuck are you me? Also almost ever since the original time when I grinded lucid dreaming for a a bit, even if I can't always gain true control, I can somehow avert/enfeeble nightmares whenever I (would) have them. Anyone else with this feel?

Every time i go to sleep i feel someone is watching me. Pls send help

Nah you just dream about actually being white

how much money and time did it take you to get there?

Hmm. Perhaps you haven't come to the realization that all girls are indeed whores.

A promotion at my job

To be a reservist in the military

A wife whose a tomboy

Two sons named Theodore Michael and Frederick Alexander

A decent 3 bedroom house that’s 1415sqft on two acres of land that has a wall around it

And all communists purged in the 2nd civil war

SHE'S A BEAUTY

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I've had a few dreams recently where I learn about "humans" living among us who are not humans and they are starting to take over and maybe eliminate us.

Actually i'll never be white because of my shitalian and asspaniard ancestors

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>Someone yelling close to my ear
Does he shout pic related?

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being a german soldier in stalingrad

Not bad user. But need more land. Neighbors suck donkey d.

>Spain is not white
The fuck are you saying you disappointment of a former colony? Up here in Galicia there are more blondes here than a good chunk of the USA

sauce on the comic?

Global Islamic victory. I call it foresight.

Have you looked into sleep paralysis? It's fucking terrifying but it's manageable, when you feel like you're being watched just flip out your dick and masturbate the monster away.

Keep trying Borja

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If you dont smoke ,drink ,or take any type of drugs including prescriptions you will start to have crazy vivid dreams, at least for me when I went cold turkey.

have you ever considered sleeping with a weapon?

>Argentina
>white

>masturbate the monster away.

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This

I'm anti-gun fag. So no.

oh haha very funny

>Spain
>Being a country by 2030

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>What do you dream of, Jow Forums?
I had a dream of being at the shooting range the other night. It was actually relaxing as fuck. I don't remember my dreams generally, so that was a pleasant surprise.

i sold out to my cousin some land old homestead/ I dream every night my ancestors sitting where they did and now, I see my mother standing beside the room where she was born.
Dreams a shit. I'm fed up with it

Hey friend, I think you posted the wrong link. That seems to be nigger porn.

Ok I'll come watch you sleep that way you don't have to wonder anymore, you'll know for sure someone is there watching you

I dreamed of my annoying sibling a few nights ago, and I ended up turning 180 degrees in a dead sleep and backhanding my roughly 28 pound heavy duty laptop so hard I'm fairly sure I broke my little finger and fractured my hand, and I also managed to cut my hand open on the edge of it.

Other than, cosmic horror stuff.

sounds like you just have a really fast stalker

Nantucket.

Fuck you

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>saved for the titties

Damn, he cucked the entire white race with that dong

This. I bet tonight I’ll reach semi lucidity again. I know I’m dreaming but I don’t know at the same time. I’m so close.

>Not liking law and order.

Why would you announce the color of your skin on pol

I used to fap to that comic as a kid, preddy gud

based and libright pilled

Ty

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Fucking niggers are dumb.

state of this Chink Dredd

Been there before.

This.

And this.

Figuratively, I want a family. Literally, usually horrible monsters and being lost and murdered.

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What comic, kraut.

Let it rise again and be cleansed of shitskins.

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What ia it and how do i get it

Somebody’s gotta know

>magically missed northeastern Europe
And that's how Rome fell, kids.

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That my girlfriend's boyfriend's dad fucks me in my tight boi pucci

Last night I dreamt the rear brakes on my Jeep didn't work because I didn't know how to wind the coils on the electromagnetic calipers. I drove it anyway.

Weird, huh?

Convent of hell, another highlight

Just Google it, can't post link

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