> Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Australia in a week
TOP KEK dingo fucker!!! Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with Australia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Australia soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Chugs and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Aussie dingo fucker they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
No we're not. Australia is a peaceful democracy. If I thought somebody was credibly going to attack Australia, I would research a spot and set up my rifle. However it is a lot of fun to point out that they literally got rolled by birds
HAH! Get an absolute load of this fuckin poofta cunny Go fuck yourself ya drongo and stop carrying on like a pork chop Swear though cunt bring it down under cobba and we'll paint the walls with you limp dick faggots Day of the rake cunt Australia is a tradie nation and we've got plenty of fucking rakes
Isaac Rogers
You are one of the main destinations for our elderly in the winter who want to spend it in a mild and easy climate. One of our rigpigs could likely smash any five of you, at once. You're an island of surfers.
Zachary Sanchez
Nice b8 cunt, but seriously get back to me after spending half a week's wages buying a steak. You malnourished bastards wouldn't last 3 days in a ground war.
Jordan Campbell
Get out soft cock Canadas only exports are faggots and sorrys You're in for a treat when you end up going down the wrong road to a reservation and get pummeled by some 12 year old kids for being a faggot
Leo Lee
Nope, fairly even but our special forces are better and geographically we will slaughter you and your navy
Parker Ramirez
Canadians speak French. 'nuff said.
Levi Lewis
France the country with a even bigger military? And being bilingual is bad how? Please at-least our government didn't fail to kill a bunch of birds.
Australia does need a good kick up the bum, but it sure as fuck isn't gonna come from a leaf LOL
Jacob Baker
nothing like two Chinese colonies talking about going to war with each other kek
Logan Hughes
Waiter, this pasta is stale and lacks sage
Angel Thompson
>attacking our sister country other than finland chink
Jace Gomez
Unrelated question, why are Canadian women so fucking annoying? It’s like they’ve got degrees in being passive aggressive weirdos. Every single things that ever happens in some way is something they feel you owe them an apology for and if you don’t they treat you like you just shit the bed. Jesus Christ banging someone’s mother is no biggie.
Isaiah Morgan
> Canada attacks Australia > Fight its way through waves of Emus > Reach millitary bases: more Emus > Canadian forces push through to cities, surrounded by Emus. > Realize that Australia lost the war against Emus. Those are the new-australians. > Canadians forces exterminated. > Emus develop counter attack. > Emus now control a territory larger than the United States.
Don't.
Tyler Lewis
the woman was american retard.
Josiah Mitchell
an aussie* the girl was American, you fucking idiot
Jacob Sanders
>>attacking our sister country other than finland >chink I don't think you either know the demographic shift that is also going on in this nation, nor the attitude chinks take toward each other.
Also this is just a modified pasta.
Also our navy is composed mostly of subs, and we have massive amounts of nothing to hide in, so OP is dumb.
