Remember the last time the Anglos went up against Iran?
UK vs Iran
Liam Turner
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Lincoln Johnson
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Xavier Russell
W*itoids can't fight
Carson Cooper
Iran would flatten the UK. Seriously, the UK is a bunch of wimpy pussies. We kicked their asses in 1776, and then had to save them in WW1 & WW2. They are almost as weak as France.
Thomas Brown
Can any brit elaborate on how they lost 1500+ people yet Iran only lost 70?
Luis Davis
The last time Anglos went up against Iran we put a puppet in charge of the place, stole oil money and fucked them over badly.
We'd flatten them first, we have a nuclear submarine sitting in Hormuz right now with nukes pointed at Tehran.
>Vietnam
>Korea
>Lectures us on wars
Baby boy please.
Justin Sanchez
Mercenaries hired by the East India Company, look at the Strength.
>Redcoat Infantry
Probably 20 of them.
>21st Sepoys
Indians.
>Poona Cavalry
Again, Indians.
Wyatt Cook
Lad our past success makes lesser nations seethe.
Adam Martin
>we put a puppet in charge of the place, stole oil money and fucked them over badly.
That's a common myth yet false.
As a matter of fact you were the one getting fucked over badly.
>On December 23, 1973, the Shah hosted a meeting of Persian Gulf oil producers who followed his suggestion that they double the price of oil for the second time in a year. The Shah’s oil coup stunned his admirers back in Washington. The “oil shock” devastated the economies of Western oil consumers even as Iran’s income from oil doubled to $4.6 billion in 1973–1974, then rocketed to $17.8 billion a year later to a total of $98.2 billion for the next five years. In just a few months the Shah had seized control of the oil markets and established himself as the dominant figure within OPEC, the oil producers’ cartel that set prices and determined levels of oil production. Rather than invest Iran’s new billions offshore in bonds, treasury notes, and real estate, the Shah decided to pump it straight back into the domestic economy to give it the push he felt was needed to break the cycle of poverty and underdevelopment.
>Iran’s astonishing 33 percent economic growth rate for 1973 was outpaced by 40 percent the following year, and gross national product was set to expand at the rate of 50 percent in twelve months. The economy took off like an Apollo rocket to the moon. “We have no real limit on money,” boasted the government’s senior economist. “None.” The Shah interpreted this remark in the most literal sense. He ordered billions in new military equipment and made all elementary school education free and compulsory. Iran was not a major dairy producer, but he decreed that every schoolchild was entitled to a free glass of milk each day. He purchased a 25 percent stake in the West German steel company Krupp and spent $16 billion in the fiscal year 1974–1975 “on projects ranging from schools to hospitals.”
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Joseph Sanders
Joshua Morales
But they do have a limit on money, considering most of it is frozen in Western accounts due to sanctions.
>Iranian Embassy Siege
Put a full Brit military in Iran instead of the Indian regiments and they'd be obliterated.
Saladin learned this lesson when a handful of English completely destroyed him and then offered him peace.
Asher Martin
>poona
>POOna
Fucking kek'd
Luis Hill
Congratulations.
After a humiliating defeat where you lost 1500+ people against Iran who only lost 70.
100 years later you occupy the country....for 3 years. Bravo.
Camden Bell
Who burned the white house?
Logan Bell
>Iranian Embassy Siege
Those weren't Iranians that occupied the embassy. Those were arab separatists. A bunch of dumb ass hicks.
Caleb Cook
Which nations?
Nathan Perez
daily reminder that almost all Iranian troops have beards, meaning gas masks can't get a seal.
>inb4 muh international law
Ayden Ortiz
occupying an entire country is a worthy achievement, Ahmed.
Chase Sullivan
Liam Perez
outdated image, Iran has 45 gold medals now while Israel has 14.
Sebastian Torres
>red herring
also
>zero EMS medals
>zero Fields medals
pathetic
Zachary Davis
dammit i wrote iran with a space in the control+f
my bad
still no EMS
Jack Carter
and it is still a red herring
Ian Allen
COPE you've been BTFO'd so badly already
John Butler
Yeah, & India wins every spelling b nigger, look up actual contributions at the forefront of fucking fields lmao.
You semites Arab mutts are all the same. Fucking retarded.
Nathan James
>sticking to an irrelevant topic and claiming victory
yikes
Zachary Robinson
India has a population of 1.3 billion and has only won 12 gold medals.
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>You semites Arab mutts
No country in the middle east has ever won a gold medal besides Iran and Israel.
Andrew Nguyen
The Persian empire is one of the limits sophisticated on the planet. Persians are high iq inventors and philosophers. On the other hand, you have a bunch of “chaves” and “mates” with berry bellies who split their time between drinking, watching “footie” and having their daughters molested. Does that explain it?
Jayden Edwards
Iran has 10 times the population
Connor Martinez
Japan has a population of 127 million and Iran still has more gold medals.
Matthew White
How the hell did braindead arabs conquer the Persians?
Gavin Rogers
Right when Iran was in a 700 year long war with Rome
Jacob Lee
>Persians are high iq inventors and philosophers
>Persians were
not they are just BLACKED shitskin low IQ mutts
Cooper Ramirez
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Carter Bailey
>Nuclear submarine in shallow waters
Hahaha Iran will sink that shit with their fast small subs before it can do anything you dumb brit
Jose Reed
>muh population
a second ago you compared a 9 million people country with a 81 million people country in that regard.
Jose Morales
Population is cope anyway.
These contest represent the best of each country.
Sebastian Powell
more population means more people in the extremes of the bell cruve
Gavin Reed
We'd immediately be on their side in that war for the record.
Andrew Ward
Austin Martinez
I can't wait to watch you crying and burning to crisps like your grandparents when shit hit the fan
Joseph Ortiz
India has 1.3 billion people and they only have 12 gold medals.
Joshua Cruz
Bangladesh, 167 million people
1 gold medal
Charles Ortiz
Niger and Argentina
Nicholas Gomez
when shit hits the fan i will be swiming on the shore
and how many does china have? 134.
you are putting countries where the average is already low. so even the extremes of the bell curve in those countries is not that good.
Hunter Nguyen
>Have sex
I see that you are a white nationalist, too. You're in good company here, friend.
Chase Long
>when shit hits the fan i will be swiming on the shore
on the shore of Beirut
shit
>134
157
Aaron Jones
2006 hezbollah war...didnt end that well did it moshe
Owen Hall
Persians are white
Kayden Gray
Oh no, oh no. Ahaha haha has.
Grayson Perry
see
no they are not and have never been
Caleb Turner
it went so bad that we killed 4 to 8 times more hezbollah militants than they killed our men
and we made Nasrallah regret causing the war
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Tyler Cox
Taiwan has 41 gold medals with a population of 20 million
Josiah Reed
Thats an edgy hexagon on your flag. Super cool
Ryan Murphy
>We kicked their asses in 1776, and then had to save them in WW1 & WW2. They are almost as weak as France.
Truly astonishing levels of historical illiteracy (but good b8 burgeranon)
Chase Lee
>have a bit more than twice than the population
>have a bit more than twice the amount of medals
seems reasonable
Isaiah Rogers
At the same time Japan has 42 gold medals with a population of 126 million.
Jonathan Stewart
Yeah but you lost.
Ian Harris
>Occupy the country for three years
And how long has Iran occupied Britain... ummmmm zero?
Liam Jackson
it was more of a stalemate but sure
Cameron Reed
Iranian and Iraqi results side by side
(1 = winner, closer to 1 is better)
Isaac Thompson
You've lost more men against Iran than vice versa
C O P E
Asher Williams
you don't regret a war you won
Jackson Phillips
Interestingly every middle eastern country has pulled out of these math olympics except Iran (and Israel) for some reason
Bentley Bailey
1500 deaths doesn’t mean shit compared to three years of occupation
Parker Gonzalez
it is ironic how in the context of the 2nd lebanon war, you would say that causalities don't matter, but in this one they do.
ironic.
the defense always has an advantage in war.
Aaron Cooper
That was a soviet-anglo invasion, you had to rely on the soviets out of the fear of getting ripped to shreds
Matthew Cooper
Americans regret the Iraq war, that doesn’t mean they did not win
Brody Morgan
I'm pretty sure bush didn't regret it.
William Robinson
Too be fair UK is nigger tier, In ww2 the UK declared war on Finland because Finland tried to retake its territories lost in winter war by stating that unless the "Finnish agression" towards the Soviet union stops they would remain at war.
Absolute niggerkikes.
Jason Perez
lol'd
Liam Sanders
>t.
Isaac Hughes
Indonesia has a population of 264 million and they have 3 gold medals.
David Wright
>swedish flag
it's getting a bit sad now
Hudson Gomez
if the average is low so is the extremes of the bell curve compared to the extremes of other countries
and it is still an irrelevant red herring
Brandon King
A vpn is required to post from iran
Eli Price
Indonesia has a higher IQ than Iran...supposedly
Zachary Sullivan
as much as i want to believe in you, you have less than 200 tanks in service, even if they were the best out there(and they aren't), it is pathetically low.
Oliver Nelson
Asians cheat a lot in tests.
notice how the only country that was caught cheating was an asian one
Jace Miller
It's an Astute class - a hunter killer, not one of our SSBNs. Iranian diesel electric subs would have no chance against one of these.
Our SSBNs could hit Tehran from half the world away.
Adrian Perry
Now, he was a fanatical neoconservative. Your war with Hezbollah was a stalemate. Also, can you provide a source on Hezbollah regretting it? I’m inclined to believe you
Tyler Hernandez
How do you cheat on an IQ test? And if they cheated why strive for a result of 87?
Andrew Lewis
We do have something called.... nukes.
Angel Brooks
i linked a video of Nasrallah saying it already
but here again
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for context, we (who never been a world power) have 2 nukes for every tank you have
also see
Sebastian Sanders
i though Alexander conquered them and his Generals took over Persia
James Butler
You cheat by only allowing the elite to take the test.
No ricefarmers are invited to do national tests in China
Owen Bell
>nation that's been irrelevant for over 1500 years
>high IQ inventors
>the nation that's contributed the most great minds and inventions during the greatest period of human advancement ever
>they're all chavs
paki logic
Tyler Thompson
Aww, that’s because he is a peacemaker, he is proud of the military accomplishment
Carter Hill
The video is packed to be misleading, show the original one from a non jewish source instead.
Andrew Baker
Pretty much this, but seriously, if they only test their elite, 105 is pretty low.
Noah Powell
I would prefer the entire interview, and besides, he makes it sound like he regrets it because of the deaths it caused, instead of any strategic disadvantage it provided.
Connor Edwards
we've got a plucky resolve and the bravest pikeys on earth
Charles Jones
He went so bad that afer being kicked out of south lebanon by a just formed Hezbollah
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You tried another invasion in 2006 that went nowhere.
Cameron Stewart
and the person who caused this war, peacemaker my ass
i know about the existence of this video from a documentary about the 2nd Lebanon war, i don't have more than that
Jeremiah Kelly
British
White
>whew
Aiden Gutierrez
>the UK is a bunch of wimpy pussies
US soldiers under mortar fire:
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British soldiers under mortar fire:
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David Martin
Thell your JIDF handler that this is a weak excuse, dumb shill.
Charles Russell
>kicking
we voted into power Ehud Barak, an absolute fucking retard, for one reason, he promised to pull out of Lebanon within one year.
>muh jidf
ok memeflaggot