"umm no sweetie, you are not entitled to experience love and affection :)"

Based tinder jester

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Don’t forget the obligatory “pls respond”

You're a man, not a child.

Just quit being a fag and treat women like you should, their game is to make you beg and run after them, be serious and straight forward and things change

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"Hows your day?" works fine in real life or if you're attractive.

maybe your tinder game wont be so low energy if you charge your battery

Out of context: he looks like a below average, very nerdy, and talks like a self-defeating sitcom character in these Tinder chats... I've seen this stupid thread posted last week.

What kind of clown says "Perfect" like that?

is he like a meme in his own eyes?

This
Having a low battery shows a woman you spend a lot of time fapping to porn on your phone and they can sense your low energy
No porn=more battery life

>pajheet goes on tinder to try to pick up white girls out of his league

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Does tinder work?
I mean, what happens if someone you know sees you?

Women only have sex with people they know very well or people they THINK they know very well.

The roasties out there legitimately think they know tyrone

>hows your day?

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I've been waiting for a good ole tinder thread.
I swiped right on my friends sister as a joke and she sent me this (not sure if she knows who I am regarding being friends with her brother) what do?

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You fuck them.

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>Does tinder work?

If you're attractive it does

I will post some fails to make you feel better OP.
Some of these chicks aren't even that hot. I pretty much swipe right on any 6 or higher.

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Anons which app can I use do get a qt who isn't a degenerate?
I tried bumble but there are't that many people in there and none of the girls I like will talk to me
Also tried hinge, but all I see are fat girls and roasties

I'm a 30yr old kissless virgin, I don't know where else to look

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She has a Cuban flag, that is why I said so many Spanish words

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fpbp

>what do
Fuck her you faggot
Then tell your friend you fucked bus sister

>pls respond
Top kek

smash? is that even a question? plead ignorance if it ever comes up, there's nothing like busting up inside some forbidden fruit.

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based, its gonna happen by 2055

I'm quite handsome and I'm in shape, but I'm kinda autistic and shy.
What would I do?

Unless you're giga chad there's literally no reason to use Tinder. There's actually no reason to date at all.

how come everytime i saw a asian girl in that link i was triggered but indifferent torwards the other girls
yellow fever is fucking killing me

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Just give up, it's not happening. Obviously you are fat, ugly, an autistic sperg or all three.

1. She is a short mexican and not very attractive (maybe a 6)
2. I couldn't plead ignorance, I told our mutual friend about it

Fucking lol.

Finally someone who gets it
How’s Norway? I need somewhere nice to go on a vacation next year, and I’d like to go somewhere in Europe that’s not completely overrun with Muslims

You are like me. I have been on here a few months and haven't gotten any action, but I honestly think it's only a matter of time. You might have better luck than I do since you aren't surrounded by mexicans that hate your guts

If you're actually attractive it doesn't matter. Post a picture of yourself and literally put that you are shy and introverted in your profile. Start swiping. Girls will love it and it they'll think you're less threatening. Will also be a good way for them to start talking to you. Trust me.

Does yellow fever ever go away or is it a lifelong condition?

ask them to join your minecraft server

kek

Grow a pair of balls and go talk to girls in life until your autism goes away, it eventually will.

Don’t worry lads I have more, had to go find my old phone

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Why’d you swipe on someone you don’t think is attractivev

>hows ur day
*crickets*
>FUCK YOU WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS

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It started well...

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This was meant for fucking phone posting

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Wew lad

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Tinder- literally autist tier if you're trying to find actual good woman instead of just mindless roasties.

Try joining a church group or asking out a waitress or literally anything but online casual sex, you millennial faggots.

But then...

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>using tinder
Why do you even come on Jow Forums and complain about Likes and the modern system when they have you eating out of their hand?

Holy fuck this one killed me, but big yikes on that bill...

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lol literally every tinder conversation until you find a roastie

I would have went with something like "Did your parents name you Summer because they knew you'd be hot as hell?"
I don't even use it and know tinder thots are easy as fuck.

Just stay clear of the capital city and you'll barely see anyone with brown skin.

Well, you moved to Japan, so you tell me

Why would the girl in op's picture instantly reject him? As somebody who doesn't use tinder, I thought they would only chat if both already expressed interest by swiping right?

Started well again

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>what happens if someone you know sees you?

they laugh and say 'wanna fuck?' as a joke. you don't get ostrich-sized for using tinder your fucking dweeb.

>out of his league

Nigger please, if she has a pussy shes on the league of my cock.

>get dumped by gf
>get okcupid
>go on 3 dates in 1 week
>felt like I was giving off asshole vibes and not interested
>still take 1 girl back home and smash
>she kept calling after
>told her I wasn't interested in another date
>she said she will post my dick pics with my face in them on the internet
>told her to do it
>still haven't seen them anywhere

Gonna assume she didn't actually do it. Thanks for reading my blog. I've had more luck on Tinder. It's the only app where girls are literally looking just for sex.

Dunno what happened

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Kikes*

so they like your profile only to tell you that they don't want to meet up with you? Why? I don't get it.

Or at least that's how I always believed tinder works: You see short profiles and you say yes or no and then you can chat.

>haha

Stop being a fag.

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dude what are you doing

"u want sum fuk" all you gotta say

>m.imgur.com/a/JxnuNoH
show us your profile and we can help

this is just depressing. Just walk right up to them, look them straight in the eye, give them a firm handshake and say
>I'm going to fuck you whether either of us like it or not

This might be the funniest one that the girl didn’t delete (I have more funny ones but they have been deleted before a screenshot was taken)

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I've had too many of interns trying to seduce me at my job to believe this... I have some sort of charismatic autism or something (though I work with IT and all the interns are ugly pajeets)

But my standards are too high and I probably sound like a sperg on my profile

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>replying when she ghosted you
Bro...

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>sending dick pics
>sending dick pics with your face in them
Be smarter m8, women will use anything to blackmail you

>when u gonna take me out bby gurl?
>dunno what happened

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Started off well (and based)

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Nice Spanglish, fag.

I bet you're pasty white

But then...

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Based and redpilled

Yea I learned my lesson

uhhhh uuhhhhhu ummmmmmm

Stop being a pussy

She is my friends sister. In general I swipe right on anybody I know

Lol tinder is a joke

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I'm only 18 I didn't choose to move here bro I don't have the answers

YOU'RE FUCKING CRINGING ME OUT
DON'T ASK FOR HER SNAPCHAT SINCE YOU CAN TALK TO HER ON TINDER
JUST SAY STRAIGHT UP LET'S SEE EACH OTHER
WHEN YOU FREE? MEET UP AT THIS PLACE I GOT A LITTY RESTAURANT
MAKE PLANS, FUXKING MAN UO YOU SÒYBOY

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Don’t leave the decision up to them
Set a day, and if they are busy that day, set another that works with both of your schedules. If she bails or somehow can’t make it, ghost her ass, she’s a time waster

good thing tinder is a joke because you don't have any

She put she wants a relationship on her thing, which I don't, but I figured I had to say more than that

>I swipe right on anyone I know on a hookup app
So you want to bang everyone you know?

Because you brought up that you like kids cartoons you fucking sperg, women don’t seek out man babies

She is Mexican if you can't tell. It is just a troll. I tan pretty well so no I am not pasty white