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>RESHUFFLE LIVE:
order-order.com/2019/07/24/reshuffle-live-5/

>Boris Johnson's first speech as PM
youtube.com/watch?v=7x3qw4-HzWg


politics.co.uk/news/2014/04/29/boris-johnson-attacks-crazy-immigration-crackdown
>"The government should allow hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants living in the UK to become British citizens"
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/05/immigration-london-sparta_n_5450256.html
>London will fall like the Greek city of Sparta if it turns away immigrants like the ancient militaristic regime which "kicked people out", Boris Johnson has said. David Cameron's pledge to bring down immigration into the tens of thousands was a"policy failure" and should never have been attempted, the Mayor said.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html
>"Boris Johnson has declared that he is probably the only politician in Britain willing to “stand up and say” that they are pro-immigration. "
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-backs-illegal-immigrants-amnesty-as-he-hints-he-may-run-for-third-term-as-london-mayor-8683014.html
>"Boris Johnson put himself at odds with the Conservative leadership today as he backed giving an amnesty to illegal immigrants who have been in Britain for 12 years."
Before he became mayor of London, Johnson, who is now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU and says he supports tougher controls on migration into the UK, made an impassioned case for Turkey to be admitted to an enlarged EU in a 2006 film named The Dream of Rome

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Hello

Cabinet purge edition

STOP BREXIT

might commit suicide later #banter #lol

Will you believe that we live in a Democracy again, if Boris delivers Brexit?

Fuck off

twitter.com/angola_Mirex/status/1154060517289410567

Based angola

Sorry lads.
As a /sg/ patrician I must disagree with the people that love Priti's chebs.
She's a bad bad girl, and not in a good way.

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What part of my biography would you like to know about lads?

No

How’s the Cabinet purge going so far?

No

BORIS BREXT BUS £350 MILLION NHS BALLSUP

BRITAIN IS RISING!!!

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Reckon Mogg is going to get a top job? Haven't heard his name mentioned yet in any of the gossip reports

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So far 8,424 executions, there isn't enough space in London for the mass graves so the bodies are being left in the streets

tried to once and spent the night in jail. don't do it.

nuffin rong wiv Boris lettin' them fookin illegals stay fer gud after ten years
by then they're practickerly jus' as british as you or me
speak the lingo 'nd 'ave a pint wiv yer mates and yer alright in my book

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>Fox gone
>Mordaunt gone
SUPPORT HUNT?
FEEL THE BRUNT

He's never wanted a Cabinet job.

BASED.

Fuck state of all the cringe and LARP in this fucking thread

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mogg is a fucking baby who is just all talk. a waster

Caroline Nokes (Immigration) is next out

I wouldn't call them "moderate" - I'd call them extremist centrists aka neoliberals. Quite happy to concoct fake evidence of WMDs to justify foreign regime change. I honestly think things have radically changed and become polarised in the aftermath of the 2008 crash and following austerity alongside the rise of alternative media and lack of trust in the MSM. I also think Corbyn would have won the 2017 snap election if it wasn't for all the back-stabbing from his own MPs.

>when the bankers actually the bonuses

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sounds like a load of bollocks mate

Go move to Greece, muppet

twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1154061256778747904

Night of the long knives.

meh, I like him

Mmm... Sosij woll

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Jeremy Corbyn is Anti-Semitic!

He's going to be even worse than May isn't he...

P U R G E

>FIRED

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Gibraltar knows what's up

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THINGS

I kinda liked Phillip May
>That wasn't me!

GRAYLING OUT OH MY WORD IT'S A MASSACRE

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Cabinet predictions???

Mogg's such a fucking wallflower, he'll probably stay on the back benches for his whole political career.

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I agree, her foreign policy is the same old neocon shit. But she's the cutest neocon I've ever seen :3

Ahem

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Fuck off, Iran shill.

>worse than May
do you have sunstroke

Shut up you boring cunt, you’ve never had sex

his the tories maverick

Fresh new cabinet is obvious. You cant have the same team who worked under a failing PM.

WHO FUCKING CARES YOU STUPID CUNTS

ANGLOS ARE SUBHUMAN

>Rudd still hasn't gone

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CURRENT FAVOURITES FOR EACH JOB ACCORDING TO BETFAIR
>Chancellor: Jeremy Hunt
>Home Secretary: Priti Patel
>Foreign Secretary: Dominic Raab
>Defence Secretary: MOGGY

betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.160541464

twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1154061506834837504

>Chris Grayling out of government at his request I’m told

GET THE FUCK IN THERE

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NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SPASTIC OPINIONS

What a fucking chad holy shit

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i luv em so much i identify as won
pronouns are as followed
PastrHe
PastrHis
PastrHim

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Official Ghost of Christmas Future.

No idea how you can be worse than three years of total inertia, but we'll see.

FUCKING KYS YOU CRINGELARP INCEL

BORING CUNT

mfw the brexit party is destoryed with an single speech

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BORING VIRGIN SHUT UP

He must be stopped before it's too late.

Kosovo je Srbija frend :)

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What do you think he'll write? Nuke the bastards?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort

RIP FAILING GRAYLING

farage is as bad as chuka. IF the brexit party genuinely had a shout at getting a majority government, he'd bail

GCHQ seems upset today

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL GENERAL YOU PATHETIC LARPING CUNTS

NOBODY FUCKING CARES

Yes it is

FAIR WEATHER NEWFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG

What are you talking about?

He literally has a majority in the EU parliament you nonce.

NO IT ISNT YOU STUPID NEWFAG

Silly bint
twitter.com/joswinson/status/1153960222987313152?s=20

what a fantastic positive and patriotic speech by Boris, I for one finally feel a glimmer of hope again for this country. I'm sure he'll bend over though when the pressure starts to mount but for now I shall enjoy our PM & his high energy. What a fine day for a toast to our nation, cold bevvies in the sun it will be.

>Hunt Chancellor
>Mogg Defence

Bookies are retards

BORING
SHUT UP
YOUVE NEVER HAD SEX

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Greece are $394.3 billion in debt as of March 2019.

When we leave the EU on 31 October, how long will it take the EU to implode? My guess is 3rd Feb 2020, followed by a world recession.

He wants to be the speaker, and hopefully one day gets it

You can't take anything Boris has said in the past at face value. He has no ideology and he changes his mind with the wind. I expect the worst however.

The eternal Hindu.

>EU parliament
quite irrelevant

YOURE FUCKING RETARDATION ON STEROIDS YOU BORING CUNT

>a serb
>on my britpol

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We're in a general on Jow Forums, it's a politics general. If you don't like that, you can feel free to leave and post somewhere more to your tastes

BORING
SHUT UP

>Boris is PM
Jo Cox is spinning in her grave.

Ireland's economy will have a 5% drop. That's Venezuela tier. They're fucked.

>MUH JEWS
I don't give a shit about that you autistic little runt, Tesco is still a British company you stupid fuck.

>defending german supermarkets
Cunt.

I said EU external border which has absolutely NOTHING to do with the four freedoms mate.

Lol. You're not wrong. He's such a slimy little weasel cunt.

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itt a bunch of anglo shitskins lmao

what is UK debt?

FUCK OFF NEWFAG YOUVE BEEN HERE ALL MORNING THIS IS MY FUCKING BLOG
FUCK OFF BACK TO OUTERPOL AND LAP LIKE THE PATHETIC CRINGEMONG YOU ARE

>all the Corbyn fans attacking her
absolutely LOVING politics right now

This kind of parity makes twitter an actual enjoyable website

especially for you

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Can't believe they expected to just block the road and give Boris a letter with the escort he has.

Idiot protesters

i do think us leaving will trigger the big recession

SHUT UP YOU BORING CUNT
YOUR OPINIONS ARE WORTHLESS