Brit/pol/ - Bins Not Boris Edition

I just want a modern equivalent of the 1660 Restoration, lads.

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He was playing Bella Ciao now he's playing Oh christmas tree. What the fuck is he

because they're complicit

>my thread

oof.... that's gonna have to be a yikes from me.

How someone hasn't punched him in the mouth is beyond me tbqh lads

twitter.com/DavidMundellDCT/status/1154072007241322504

Davind Mundell (Scotland Secretary) OUT

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>EU flags
>Communist flags

OH NO NO NO NO

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>...bringing to mind very clearly how during the referendum so many of you guys were too busy shooting or skiing or chasing girls to do any actual work. You should be treated like a metastasising tumour and excised from the UK body politic.

Is Dominic Cummings /ourguy/ ?

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>why wont sky/bbc buy an acoustic barrier??

why am i listening to Christmas carols ?

PURGE

>Thots dancing over a FUCK GOVT FUCK BORIS shit

YOU IDIOTS SWARM INTO MY FUCKING THREAD EVERY SINGLE TIME AND YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE YOU DID IT WITH MAY AND NOW YOURE DOING IT WITH BORIS

FUCK OFF OUT MY GENERAL

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TOOTSOW IS OUT
TOOOOOOT TOOOOT

1. Stay in the single market
2. Use the increased euroscepticism in Europe to get better protections of the external EU border out of the EU
3. Profit

This is clearly the sensible fucking thing to do, it's the best thing for the economy and for prosperity. Why our politicians haven't had the inventiveness to do this, I don't know.

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the afternoon of the sharpened spoons will go down in history, he's getting rid of all the old cameronites.

Boris was at least right during the referendum

>le british elon musk only more shitty

Why? Because she didn't know she was going to be fired? Fucking idiot.

come on rudd
fuck off will you

>All these signs suddenly made

Jews, right?

>my general

yeah.....um..... that yikes just got a whole lot bigger.

JAVID CHANCELLOR

PATEL HOME SEC

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burned any bins lately lad?

Cameronites? Thats an interesting way to spell blue blairites

this isn't redit. away with you.

based bojo

>full scale Remainer purge in progress

cautiously optimistic for what Boris does next

REAL NIGGAS DON'T DIE THEY JUST VOSSI BOP

TELL UR SISTER TO MEET ME AT THE COFFEE SHOP

YEEE

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who will be foreign secretary?

>the afternoon of the sharpened spoons
i was just going post this. well played

>he thinks Brexit means anything regardless

FUCK OFF NEWFAG YOURE A STUPID CUNT

He's got some based tendencies but is pretty infected by that sort of "I fucking love science" sentiment

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What a fucking arsehole, she must have genuinely been expecting to stay

Jeremy Wright's been binned as Culture Secretary.

ABSOLUTE CIVIC BORIS

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of course the best blairites were all thatcherites.

is he the one who was portrayed in that Benedict Cumberbatch film if so based

Frenchie calm down

a foreigner

Is Moggs gonna get a cabinet position or what?

a welshman?

>This bus giving out (((Clothes)))

>CUMMINGS

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Hunt the Cunt is gone!

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youtube.com/watch?v=FwzzlIkbV3A
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NIGE IS LIVE

whilst she stuck with May too long, im certain Mordaunt was leave...

twitter.com/DavidMundellDCT/status/1154072007241322504

twitter.com/claireperrymp/status/1154073348319698945

Claire Perry (Clean Energy Minister) OUT

Mogg is a waster. no.

that's definitely true if you look at his blogroll. he talks at one point about appointing Scott Alexander as some kind of unofficial post advising the government on "rationality". pretty cringe.

yeah, he's a big brained cynic who wants to burn down Westminster

>Pro-death penalty Home Sec

I'm British you fat colonial mutt.

He might be offered one but he's a lazy bastard who likes being a backbencher. It'll have to be something to do with the EU for him to accept it.

>p-p-please remember the brexit p-party

HUNT GONE

Thats true, but at least her war mostly had merit to it

ARE NIGE
internetradiouk.com/lbc/

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Mogg is too happy shouting from the backbenches

>that pic
>"Don't be gross, bin that schnoze"

>the afternoon of the sharpened spoons
lmao

But I don't think Boris is genuinely anti-Cameronite/Blairite, he's one of them! Remember when people were getting all excited about May's supposed dislike of Blair?

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Wew.
Isn't patel hard on crime?

He sounds like an edgy tryhard sixth former trying so hard to "own" people with his acerbic prose.

C O P E
O
P
E

Fuck off loser or stay and suck my big fat Tory (you)

>The British Empire is coming back

Finally.

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no u

Is Brexit secretary even a thing now or did they get rid of it?

Nige fights for you, will you vote for him?

Hello Theodore Dalrymple

>THREE YEARS OF UNFOUNDED SELF DOUBT

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he's actually really switched on

surprisingly delightful

Id like to be hard on her

I would have been honoured to carry on my work at the FCO but understand the need for a new PM to choose his team. BJ kindly offered me another role but after 9 yrs in Cabinet & over 300 cab mtgs now is the time to return 2 backbenches from where PM will have my full support

I've been a cabinet minister for every hour my 3 gorgeous children have been alive. So whilst it may seem strange for someone who just tried to become PM (& is a terrible cliche) I have decided now is the time for the biggest challenge of all - to be a GOOD DAD!

I've been a cabinet minister for every hour my 3 gorgeous children have been alive. So whilst it may seem strange for someone who just tried to become PM (& is a terrible cliche) I have decided now is the time for the biggest challenge of all - to be a GOOD DAD!

Also most importantly heartfelt thanks to the 1/3 of Conservative Party members who supported me. Despite being the outsider, the #HastobeHunt campaign was spirited & smart (if I do say so myself). I was truly humbled with the confidence placed in me by so many people.

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>doesn't have an argument
Thicko.

>Scott Alexander
Oh yikes. Even Moldbug failed to redpill him

Hunt OUT

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>still LARPing about Brexit
>current year
Fucking pathetic

Yes, she's one of the few proper conservatives

>pakis in the two top jobs

the CIVIC empire maybe

Bolexander Pfeffelson

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RIP Jezza

twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1154073618244128768

>All these weak men at London
>Hearing thousands of Norfs heading there to scatter them out

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Nobody in parliament is truly not a neolib/blair/brown/cameron-ite.

Traitors the lot of them

>makes whiney post which everyone ignores
I was just giving you some advice lad. You're wasting your time with that pro-EU nonsense in here.

yes she is pro capital punishment

HUNT GONE LOOOOOOOOOOL

apparently but she is also anti-aid and did fucking nothing when she was development secretary

>doesn't have an argument
Thicko.

Aint she a neocon?

>"The problem with Boris Johnson is that he's not really decisive"
>Butchers the cabinet in an afternoon

Love it