Brit/pol/ - Burn Nonces Edition

This spud is being groomed for PM lmao He could never win an election

The last thing we need right now is more warmth m80

That pose pisses me off so much.

>someone raised to be opposed to usury in charge of the treasury

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Nah, that’s Raab. Foreign secretary is the position they apply potential future PMs to in order to ascertain if they sink or swim.

New Cabinet is very brown.

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>blocks your spending

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Can’t be accused of being racist with any credibility. Javid and Patel will also unironically be good at their jobs, IMO.

Yeah but boris is a racist like trump didnt you know?

>Raab as Foreign Sec

I'm okay with this. (Where is Dublin again?)

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I'm seething, why isn't Rory Stewart Defence minister ?

Dare I hope for JRM as Culture Secretary

True.

>no British people in any big three offices of state

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Rory Won't sign the "Deal or No Deal" pledge

Non Muslim so don't care really

Believe that you'll believe anything

MORE
SAY IT MORE
SLANEESH GROWS IN POWER

Can't wait for the islamophobia witchhunt he made Boris promise on live tv.

Boris is rac...
Boris is sex...
Boris is islamo...
Well sheeit.

He's not a Muslim

Yes he is.

Fuck remainers and fuck May's non-legacy

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Gove is staying in the cabinet

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Newfags not gone yet then?

>shooting unarmed civilians on their knees from behind
EBIN EDGE

>calls people newfags
>doesn't hate memeflags
you're a fucking poser and a nonce

THINK-- what happened to Anonymous?
The answer to this should be obvious!
Anonymous had what Jow Forums now lacks
The power to wage vigilante hacks,
And publicize corruption where it rots,
And force truth into sleepy public thoughts.
Has Anonymous now disappeared?
Once legendary, now no longer feared?
Once sparking protests-- is that fuel now spent?
The lulz are gone, gone the seething dissent?
What do you think this disappearance means?
Is speech still free in internet machines?

Well, look at what the chans have now become;
Examine what swirls in the daily scrum.
Ask yourself-- does it seem really real?
Does it show what actual people feel?
Does it seem organic and not fake?
How much repetition does it take--
How much frenzied vile monotony
Until we guess that internets ain't free?

Ask yourself-- if you sought to control
The media, and hence the public soul,
And something like Jow Forums was swelling up
And spilling truth from propaganda's cup
Would you let it go its merry way?
Or would you lock control down in some way?
And if you locked control down would you try
To do it in a way to fool the eye?
To make it seem like free speech carried on
Even though, in fact, it were quite gone?
For if you shut down free speech openly
The public would respond suspiciously;
But if you hid control beneath a ruse
What you once feared becomes a tool to use.
So that, controlling, you have it both ways--
Enslaving dissent, dictating what it says!

Anonymous was infiltrated by
The famously mendacious FBI
Whose antics as shown by COINTELPRO
Target dissent, as I'm sure most people know.
Do we think that having sunk its claws
Into Anonymous, with lies and laws,
That the FBI would then allow
Free speech to have stayed quite free till now?

But it's not like we have far to look
To see by what means free speech got the hook;
The image made by chans' mirrors and smoke
Is so stupid it seems to be a joke!
How laughable must a deception be
Before the world opens its eyes to see?
The simple fact-- as stark as winter dawn--
Is that Anonymous, busted, now gone
Was replaced by swarms of-- wait for it--
Virulent nazis spewing nazi shit!
We would have to laugh if we were told
This outcome in the Jow Forums days of old.
So formulaic, politically cliched--
And yet this very game is being played!
How can a joke as stupid as this one
Be used to strangle free speech, and to stun
The helpless mainstream public with the fear
That an internet fourth reich draws near?
But if that preposterousness is not
Enough to spark the understanding thought,
Consider, even stupider to tell,
The arch absurdity of the “incel”!
No, it's not enough that nazis rose
To cloak and choke the chans in nazi throes--
No, these scary nazis all the same
Must wallow in their helplessness and shame!
The “incel” is not just a defeated man--
But a powerful extremist with a plan!
No matter that these two things contradict--
We'll just keep hammering at them till they stick!

Now ask yourself-- does the technology
Exist to make the unfree chans seem free?
Think data, think vault 7, and AI--
And God knows what else, hidden from the eye.
And look at the corruption that's been shown
That yet to public truth remains unknown.
Understand-- the chans are herded tight
And nothing unpermitted sees the light,
The MSM and Chatbot Chans converge
To regulate how much truth can emerge.
When swarming nazi posts fill up the place
Then actual dissent can't get the space
To breathe, develop, organize, or live;
The chatbots force the nazi narrative.

But it's not just “incel nazi” swarms
Faking behind outward human forms--
The chatbots aim to keep all things in hand
And keep narrative rolling out as planned.
One objective that's not hard to see
Is unrelenting negativity.
Demoralizing, soul-hollowing tropes;
One bot's vicious, while the other mopes;
Bots promoting suicide to us--
Think about what pure evil that is!
And every possible way to divide
Is used to keep the chaos multiplied.
“Hate threads” for all known identities
Create an atmosphere like a disease.
AI apes the worst of our past posts
And pours them out in hordes of hateful ghosts.
And so the chans, within, drive us away
While on the outside, dictate what “we” say.
The public, for example, thinks the chans
Supported Trump due to his “nazi plans”;
But on the chans much more than half the spew
Hates Trump because he fails to hate “the Jew”!
While on the other side, the pro-Trump bots
Are emulated utter idiots!

> Mogg maybe leader of the commons
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1154091246559924225?s=20

By now it should be more than obvious--
Free speech ended with Anonymous.
The Chatbot Chans system is locked in place,
The zombie user leers from a stolen face.
The truth lies right here, waiting to be seen;
A monster stirs to life in the machine...

And remember also, this other thing I tell:
Prepare to stare into the mouth of Hell.

And one more thing, while I have your ear:
Q is legit, and the storm is almost here.

Gove's job was held by Oswald Mosley, based

This is your first day on britpol you fucking nonce, fuck off back to NSG and your fucking seething incel threads on outer pol you fucking spastic newfag

I was once interviewed under police caution for noncery. Solicitor advised me to give a statement and then answer "no comment" to all their comments, so he obviously thought I did it. However they caught the real culprit (my dad) later on, and I was rightfully exonerated

but user as much as i love boris he put a literal jew in as home secretary
theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/08/priti-patel-forced-to-resign-over-unofficial-meetings-with-israelis

In a shit tier position

they've been here for the past 2 days going through about 60 brit/pol threads we need eddie and pubes to clear them out. The threads are barely lasting 20 minutes, it's annoying as fuck.

Public relations officer of the Irish Republican Army??? What???

lmaobut you've never even snorted bin fumes you absolute larping nonce.

I’ve been mortally hung over for three days, dunno where pube is

duchy of lancaster you pillock

I want him to suck my cock so bad.

How do the niggers feel that every major British minority is represented in the Boris cabinet except them?

Lads, I want Priti Patel to step on my balls

Is there something wrong with me?

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based on what?

okay now this is epic

HAHAHA

twitter.com/NickBoles/status/1154093307988979712

How much has the White British population of your town fallen since 2001 and 2011 lads?

Are you a minority yet?

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>non-whites in all three great offices of state
>...
>quick google search

>Johnson’s maternal great-grandfather, Elias Avery Lowe, was a Moscow-born Jew born
timesofisrael.com/5-jewish-things-to-know-about-boris-johnson/

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What’s that got to do with the betrayal of Ulster by Oswald Mosley? Is it old slang for lavatory?

There's nothing wrong with you lad, though I'd prefer she sat on my face

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancellor_of_the_Duchy_of_Lancaster

Read that and still dont understand what the job involves

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Ahhh remainers, you shouldn't have fucked up, you could have had May's surrender deal and got BRINO.

Instead this is what you got. Paybacks a bitch isn't it remainers?

who cares?

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International Trade

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is she a mutt?

>The holder of the sinecure is a minister without portfolio
Nothing.

>Russo-Jewish clown as PM
Putin must be behind this

it's like minister without portfolio, there are no responsibilities, but it's a fancy title to justify the existence of the duchy

It must be that job where you try and hand over loyalists to Irish terrorists

youtube.com/watch?v=bRhlRM6rYck

youtube.com/watch?v=uhBtilyGWPo

Is Boris actually fucking trolling us all?

mummy

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he's in charge of the queen's coffers lad

No, she's white.

get back on the brit/pol wagon and btfo some anonmongs we've been invaded by brit newfags from outer/pol

The job is whatever the PM wants it to be. In Goves case he is coordinating no deal prep across Whitehall.

JUST

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kicking off lads

twitter.com/theousherwood/status/1154095996542038016?s=20

Holy shit

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Does Leadsom take it up the arse or something? How the fuck does she keep getting cabinet positions?

Every time someone even remotely right wing gets any power it's straight to jew bait.

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Does he hand the republicans British funds? What?

I want Dominic Raab to look in my eyes as he sucks on my dick.

absolutely nothing you fucking spastic

is Grieve going to be kicked out finally? that remoaner lost a motion of no confidence in his local party, but I think May overruled them and kept Grieve onboard anyhow

Priti will send in Mossad now.

This is just the cherry on top of the cake..... the collective seethe is the best bit

God, I'd let Liz open my pork market

I want to fuck Liz Truss while she's in thigh-high boots

>no you're the jew
classic

These cunts will protest anything.

If counter protests are organised, I'll pop down.

anglo/poo alliance

that's how you know it's a bs poll

But you said he was the same as Oswald Mosley

Lads

You’ve a pitbull and nigger

Which one do you save?

The vast majority of that crowd are millennial women.

Universal suffrage was a mistake.