Brit/pol/ - The Stink Of Mongs Edition

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I feel drawn to Mecca

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Hancock is still in.

I wonder how fuming Carole Catshit is right now. Fucking bitch.

i need, desperately, to fuck,

>Hancock is married to Martha, an osteopath; they have a daughter and two sons.

Hopefully this no-news-links autist edition is not long for this world

She's going mental.
Literally Hitler.
Dominic Cummings has pushed her over the edge.

LET THE SALT FLOW

>*stops brexit*

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>Amber Rudd in No.10

It was good while it lasted lads

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BTFOing libertarians is what Jow Forums has been doing for 4+ years

JUST

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Has Anna Sozzleldbury overdosed on alcohol yet?

based

Saboteurs status: crushed

That's the fucking film that has been in my head all these years that I could never remember the damn name of.

Fuck you. And thank you.

It's already worse than May

Mueller hearing was a bust on top of getting sued. She must be sinking down the gin right now.

It's July

You haven't heard the rumours? You need to follow some of the more snake like political commentators on Twitter. Been more than a few rumours about Hancock.

Seeing as they're all ardent Brexiteers?

It's worse than May if you're a remain voter, you're not a disgusting remain voter now are you?

Gentlemen, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

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Long may he reign. Carefully sidelined in a position that has no power over immigration.

yes?

>Scenes you wish you hadn't seen as a child

youtube.com/watch?v=SCSwAY2S0_w

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He was Home Sec before, he was Goldman Sachs fuccboi once, would you rather him in charge of immigration or money? Personally neither, but still the choice?

Which one?

What is it?

Seething.

order-order.com/2019/07/24/boris-bringing-back-dominic-cummings/

Stand by me. Bugging me for years what it was.

ah the 2016 outer/pol and brit/pol newfag lmao

Didnt watch mueller-time but i presumed it was a bust since Dems are pronouncing him a traitor or something,

Are you trying to say Boris has a tough stance on immigration?

>we need more immigration for the economy
>cutting immigration now would damage business

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Rudd and Hancock are spineless sycophants and will agree to anything if they can stay in the cabinet. Boris probably does need token Remainers like it or not.

Rudd is still inside no10 lads. It's been a while since she entered. Is this good or bad? Hopefully she's broken down after Boris has fired her.

>extremely influential
>brexit mastermind for the tories
>millionaire with most his money in offshore trusts and places of power
>stays a backbencher, hiding his power level

This is what a true global elite looks like.

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Ah right.

Why are we bongs such ugly people?

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oneofus

>Gove being given that absolute wasteman cabinet position

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The money powers will remain in total control either way

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that's technically true, as unemployment is low right now, and demand for skilled jobs/professions is high.

if she's been in ages probably bad

oh fuck off with these memes.

who is real cabinet

Gawd bless 'im

How will brexit fix this?

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Ministers don't need experience in the field, that's what civil servants and SpAds are for. And they don't really make decisions because Cabinet Collective Responsibility means that the PM ultimately decides the direction they go in.

They need integrity, the air of confidence and the ability to influence others at the most senior level. And they need networks and connections to get people to bend to their will. the Chancellor isn't actually doing complex financial work, he is just the rubber stamp of authority for 6 months of work by officials and the Department's voice in Parliament.

at least she'll be forced to take the whipping on her arse

>The SNP hits out at the first appointments by Boris Johnson to his government, saying it is "worst than Thatcher".

>The party's shadow leader of the House, Pete Wishart, says the cabinet is "packed full of extreme Brexiteers and rabid right-wingers who want to drag us back to a bygone era".

>He adds: “This is a Tory cabinet from hell, which Donald Trump or Nigel Farage would be proud of – with members that want to scrap the Barnett formula, privatise the NHS, roll-back workers’ rights, undo the welfare state, cut taxes for the rich, and even bring back the death penalty. “Westminster is becoming more extreme and out of touch by the day, while Scotland is being ignored and our interests are being side-lined. It's no wonder that support for independence is growing and a majority want a fresh referendum."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When did Priti get so thicc?

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He was terrible as business sec. So I take it he’s gonna fuck the economy and blame it on labour most likely.

Looks or Brains
pick one. There's a reason why we conquered most of the earth, realised it was unprofitable and then decided to just rule the financial system instead. People think us losing the Empire was a sign of weakness, it wasn't, it was just fiscally prudent.

I guarantee she sucked Boris off for this job

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>Brit/pol/

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Just too get given to another paki

Why is everyone called Dominic for crying out loud, it's a shit name.

Get a better name, like Mohammed or Abujilali or Ngubu.

>DEFRA
well, she looks like she's been ploughed a bit.

Those who were sacked didn't go through the front door, she's in...

haha..meme

>worst than

ssh lad, Patel is a hindu indian. and she's fit.

So is Big Gav, he's been there for ages. Make him DWP Sec and give Rudd education or Justice

That particular problem will resolve itself in about 10 years time. All the blacks you see in that picture?

They'll be stab statistics.
True, but my point was more about, the choice, you want him rubber stamping immigration or money?

threadly reminder that if the scottish REALLY wanted independence they'd let the rest of the UK vote, or at least england

they'd get the majority they supposedly want, 100% guaranteed

is that the best photo they could find? lmao

>He returned to London in 1997, and later joined Deutsche Bank as a director in 2000. In 2004, he became a managing director at Deutsche Bank and, the following year, global head of Emerging Markets Structuring. In 2007, he relocated to Singapore as head of Deutsche Bank's credit trading, equity convertibles, commodities and private equity businesses in Asia, and was appointed a board member of Deutsche Bank International Limited. He left Deutsche Bank in 2009 to pursue a career in politics. (basically gambled your mortgage money in the asia markets)

>Deutsche Bank was one of the major drivers of the collateralized debt obligation (CDO) market during the housing credit bubble from 2004 to 2008, creating about $32 billion worth. The 2011 US Senate Permanent Select Committee on Investigations report on Wall Street and the Financial Crisis analyzed Deutsche Bank as a case study of investment banking involvement in the mortgage bubble, CDO market, credit crunch, and recession. It concluded that even as the market was collapsing in 2007, and its top global CDO trader was deriding the CDO market and betting against some of the mortgage bonds in its CDOs, Deutsche bank continued to churn out bad CDO products to investors.

>???

>Becomes fucking Chancellor of Britian

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>implying not all women give head to get ahead in life...
uhuh

>shitty socially permissive neolibs
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE LITERALLY HITLER

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Laura Kuenssberg
@bbclaurak
Hearing Mogg might become leader of the Commons .... Not confirmed
8:09 PM · Jul 24, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

mfw that was me 25 years ago in primary school

Anyone else watching sky news for based xylophone player?

Didn't the SNP actually help put Thatcher in power?

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They'll pop out 3 and 4 niglets before they end up stabbed.

>robert buckland

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I really hope it turns out to be true because Mogg v Bercow would be as kino as Leadsom v Bercow.

Just heard the news. Boris Johnson new prime minister? Correct? If so: WTF happened there?

How the actual fuck did Boris Johnson PM actually happen?

I am, they have Mr AIDS man who lifted the mace being interviewed right now.

You're black?

im scottish

i dont know

Still the best twitter screencap

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Half breeds, which in turn will also get stabbed. and so the cycle goes on.

>Ben Wallace is named Defence Secretary.
Someone tell me who this geezer is

How dya likes your eggs lads?

Scrambled egg man myself

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It's a ploy to fuck him over as fast as possible so they can get Rudd or Javid in.

>the choice, you want him rubber stamping immigration or money?

It literally doesn't matter. Officials do a load of work weighing options and condence months of policy work into a 5-page submission. The SpAds check it and if the recommendation is too politically sensitive then they make you change it. Then Private Office do a 1-page cover letter explaining what you recommend and whether SpAds agree.

The Minister reads that in the car at 10 at night when he's knackered and either ticks or crosses the front page, he may not even have read the whole thing, and that's the decision made. I've seen the Ministerial boxes, sometimes the papers aren't even marked, but if they're in the box then you get a reply saying "The Minister agrees and has no comments" without any proof they even ever looked at it.

Because we memed it so