High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"

>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"
>College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*
>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."

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I am a huwite male recruiter AMA.

Be White Girl
>White boi hits on u
>Eww fuck off small dicked retard
>Whyte boi rages on Jow Forums
>Get dicked by BBC post it on pornhub
>Whyteboi that u rejected masturbates to it

The HR department at work is nothing but stacies. I don't get it at all.

Damn all these hoes are about to be out of a job lmao. Watching it all fall apart is entertaining at least.

You've really reached the pinnacle, haven't you?

t. brown Turk Hapa who only got the small dick part of being asian, and not the IQ

Sounds like you aren't a (((diverse))) enough candidate goy :^)

how are they falling apart?

start your own tech monopoly bro.

>that pic

brutal blackpill

>implying stacies are just chads without a penis
they're dumb as shit and would do anything to virtue signal for the jew master

An Fotzen geht die Welt zugrunde.

Jow Forums faggots please fuck off

It's mind bogging people exist that actually believe this

Their jobs aren't going anywhere

Then get Jow Forums and /fa/shionable, you ugly loser.

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Netflix is burning though money making original content no one watches. and they lose all their contracts with Disney, universal, and others starting in November.
They are basically Blockbuster at this point.

office thots

>excellent enthusiasm
>majestic motivation
sorry, i'm going to pivot this so it can realign with our north star in bridging an open and honest fireside discussion this friday at our co-living space, you're welcome to take on an unpaid internship position at our accelerator program and learn more about our stack there where we have daily standups and use agile for keystone stakeholder meetings.

why did every girl I date in high school go become an HR?

am i secretly a chad?

The antitrust has begun. Your entire world view is going to fall. It begins now.

Dot com crash 2.0?

HR is all about control, power and gatekeeping. Stacies love all of these things, high school is basic training for being a gatekeeping HR thot bitch.

I'm an extremely big boy at 290 pounds and my shadow looks nothing like this. This guy has to be 400 pounds and or 5 feet tall. I love this pic. This is why the R9K robots can't get laid. I guarantee all of you that if you lose weight somebody will be willing to let you fuck them.

kek'd and checked

if you ever work in a big 3 (lmao), don't trust HR

t. fell for the CS meme

>am i secretly a chad?

you are either a chad or you are spineless and the HR thots saw you as someone they could easily manipulate and dominate.

So which is it user?

>he doesn't know

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Das rite, man

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It's an easy and unimportant job away from important operational roles etc. So companies would rather stick women there.

Doesn’t know what?

Yes hiring competent employees is unimportant. HR is such a crock of shit. HR at one of my early jobs lost my request for leave for my wedding. I got back from my honey moon and was fired for unexcused leave. Apparently the Lady I turned it into that told me it was taken care of quit or was fired and the new lady wasn't having it. I told my direct supervisor as well. I think they just wanted me out but either way fuck HR.

The world is about to end.

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Why aren't you doing more to keep thots out of office environments?

Companies that rely entirely on HR for hiring are pretty dumb, yeah. Most do rely on actual managers in other departments to do most of it though.

who the fuck wants to work at google? be a man and start your own business

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I was never hired by HR's, I was just hired directly by bosses or subordinates that really know how the job works, I don't even know why HR exists, there's no stripclubs enough to hire these whores?

>Just start your own monopoly bro

Thank goodness for that.

You know why they are in HR right? Such companies are legally required to not be 100% black and asian men. They hire some black cleaning and cafeteria staff. They put hot women in non-technical office jobs.

>thots only hire incompetent sand niggers because "muh brown ppl"
>only a few old guard guys left that will eventually leave because office turned into hell
>nobody does work anymore
>company collapses
calling it fucking now

Roasties can find miles of dick, but will never find an inch of love.

LOL, im not saying to start another google, im saying to open a restaurant, auto repair shop, oil change shop, plumbing business, retail store, bar, coffe house etc..

what ever field you work in/know well

but why would he get mad get dicked and then post it tho, sounds like a jewish faggot?

>restaurant
terrible idea, extremely competitive, you will likely be outcompeted and close down with a bunch of debt in two years or even one
>auto repair shop
maybe
>oil change shop
maybe
>plumbing business
good idea
>retail store
no
>bar
good idea
>coffee house
overrated. extremely difficult to turn a profit.

Stacie are completely capable of finding guys that would give a shit about them but they throw them away until they're cool wine aunts but by then no guy wants them anymore

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If I didn’t have a solid job already I’d be set. Bitches fucking love me. It’s the sanpaku eyes

Thank god I don't work as an expendable pawn for or do business with giant satanic corporations that basically function as covert government agencies used to undermine the Bill of Rights. What a horrible, soul-sucking career that would be to have to support the most radical, insane, un-sustainable mental illnesses and anti-white politics around with a smile on your face. All the while, knowing you are going to be thrown away and replaced yourself, very soon.

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this

theres a thousand other business ideas out there, best to stick with what you know best though, dont be a corporate slave man, build your own business

my company has one chick with the title "human resources manager"
i have no idea what she is doing all day because the only time she has a job is when someone is hired.
she is like a nanny, talking about how you can enjoy working and all that shit.

basically stay away from food unless alcohol is the main focus. retail is going the way of the dodo because of amazon. general labor business is the best bet in my opinion unless you have a particular niche you know you can fill. You don't need an office space, just a truck and equipment.

I got someone on a job website offering me an interview for a recruiter job, but it was a shitty door to door job where I'd have to be "team leader" and recruit people then go door to door myself.

When I was in uni, I kept hearing about "real HRM" from my tutor. She's probably there because your boss hired her to corporationally virtue-signal.

sex is too much trouble

>be me
>department CTO for large midcap company
>ignore virtually every HR candidate
>hire from craigslist and rentacoder and tell them to apply with a letter that contains the phrase "irregular"
>Only respond to whites
>Head of my department constantly asks how I keep getting great hires
>other departments are filled with Pooinloo nepotism

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Firstly, (You)
Secondly, do white men actually masturbate to porn with black men in it? I’m not even meming but porn with black people in it is an immediate turn off, it feels like watching animal porn to me.

HR jobs are the first to be automated

they already are by leetcode-clones

Why does HR even exist
and why are the people in HR not knowledgable on the subject they are hiring for
clown world

most "assistant" type positions are. vet assistants. dental assistants. nurses. all mostly women.

>be women
>operate entirely on natural instincts
>completely void of logic or reasoning

> wanting to work for Google
I'd rather pretend to be a minority, collect gibs and sell drugs. Some of you make life more difficult than it had to be.

yeah, but nurses, vets, even (((dentists))) actually contribute to society

>he can't into pyramid schemes

What are the odds for a 40 year old divorcee with a decent body yet bald /thinning hair to get a woman young enough to start (another) family with? Asking for my future self.

In other words they're good at sniffing out losers. Sounds like they're perfect for the job.

the only time that I ever liked my HR was when I was working at a fortune 500 and okayed bringing in a cheetah into the office

that was a great day

Literally /thread

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Das right

>nurses are for retard basic bitch women
Every shitty nurse I’ve ever had has been a male
Being a nurse is like motherhood on steroids: knee deep in piss and shit all while correctly maintaining health standards and mental stability
That’s why I became a doctor instead, way easier and you get paid more

Fantasies of a nigger.

All of those idiots are paid minimum wage plus a small commission. They hire females to do these "jobs" because they attract cucks at the booths and men don't want to do it. They aren't going to filter you out because you're a white male. But your workplace is going to be complete hell.

Show flag, nigger boy.

I recruit....truck drivers lol

>High school: I'm a loser fuck women
>College: I'm still a loser fuck women more
>Working life: I'm a loser who's only quality is a technicality, fuck women am I right fellow anons.

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Relevant thread.

I.T. Manager at a large corporation and I am absolutely inundated by recruiter thots trying to meet and build a relationship with me. I've been giving them the Mike Pence treatment.

My question is: How do I start going balls-deep in these sluts without getting myself fired or blackmailed?

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Women are easily obedient to the jewish power structure, especially white women. They will happily do the grunt work for jews by filtering out the white men from any source of power.

I don't know if you're a Chad or not but this shit deserves to be a copy pasta. Well done user.