Is Shaving your Ass based and redpilled?

Is it really the key to finding out where the aliens are?

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the absolute state

Yes, it is. Before you’re truly presentable enough to go into public and then invade Area 51, you must first have a bare hairless ass

If by based you mean slicing your turd cutter and by redpilled you mean having rashes for a month, then yes.

Yes. You’ll never find the Uranus ayys with all that hair in the way.

>Is Shaving your Ass based and redpilled?

I hope so? I always shave my ass. Hate those hairs.

I really only do it because of the aerodynamic drag

Shaving anything below your neck is gay and bluepilled.

If you clean your house you obviously expect a visit.

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what sort of degenerate uses a razor instead of nair?

>SHAVE YOUR FORESKIN

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The most redpilled hair removal is to have it lasered off for permanent removal.

Jannies are FUCKING USELESS

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Asshair was made by God to prevent Man to consider the ass of another man a sexual conquest. Shaving it off is like tearing down the gates of your own fort and inviting Satan's red hot phallus

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lol

I shave my ass sometimes because if I don't it gets literally 4 inches long ass hair.

Might as well put make up on and call yourself Yaniv while you're at it.

Enjoy your ban faggot

I pick my nose and eat my boogers. Its very good for health.

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Oddly I don't have much hair on the rest of my body, I'm a skinny hairless beta soiboi who just has an extremely hairy ass.

less hair = more aerodynamic so you can naruto run faster

I mean, if you clean your house so much, you must expect visitors

This. Waxing is objectively better. That or shaving powder.

Tomorrow on Vice:

>Alt righters, nazis and trolls are adopting shaved asses as a white supremacy symbol

Do your job, tranny jannies. Clean up this mess you worthless fucks.

I'd have to say yes. The Jews fear the ass of smoothness

Reminder mueller BTFO faggot democrats today

came here to post this

the Swede of all people shows some reason among these androgynous hair-shaving fags

fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, slide and sage

ass hair reduces friction between the cheeks
any time i shaved it felt like a was massaging a wet fart after all day in the sun and the itchiness was unbearable

I think I just found a new fetish