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Sure let Google directly into your brain, what could go wrong?

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global enslavement to be resisted by any possible means

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>that haircut
*vomits*

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make myself easier to trace and identify?
heavens no.

Yeah probably. I'm that kind of retarded.

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qrd?

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fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, slide and sage

Do you:

1. Gain telepathy with others who have the implant?
2. Gain mental access to the internet?
3. Can reality be augmented to cause visual halucinations such as holographic computer screens or seemingly real, yet non-existant "objects"?
4. Download "How to" manuals, for example, Learn kung fu? How to fly a Boeing Chinook? Fix a nuclear reactor from meltdown?
5. Can it all be disabled by thought?

Dude, they've been doing this to american kids for years.

You might already have one, especially if you hear voices and shit. Many of us are rigged with this already and experimented on. To test if our minds line up with what the machine is telling us to do.

They use gangstalkers to check if our minds lined up by saying phrases that would react with our current thoughts due to the influence of the device.

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Yes
Yes
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what? they have? proof?
Is this just a cochlear implant and I just don't recognize it or something?

>pass magnet around ear/head
>enjoy shitshow
yeah can't wait for this shit

>th-they made it invisible to modern medical imaging devices!

fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, slide and sage

I wouldn't expect anything less from a spic.
Newsflash bud. Magnets haven't fucked up electronics since the 80s.
It would only pose a risk if it were ferrous and you had an MRI or some shit.
Buuuut since it's an implant it has to be medical grade which means it'll be titanium or some kind of silicone.

fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, slide and sagey

You know they have ways to present you false test results lol.

But you have a UN flag so I can tell you're low IQ.

Thats pretty much a beta version, they can actually use a supercomputer to freeze your body but only have 8 capable of such things in the u.s., you thought the child trafficking was just for sex? That was one of the quote perks of the job unqote, you thought the fem virus was biological?

You know the only reason they'd label you a foreign spy is when you talk about the NWO agenda. Doesn't matter where you are in the world. Not anymore.

We've been fighting the so called techno elite for humanity itself.

Oh fuck. You neuroscience brainlet.
You could round up every super computer in the world and it wouldn't come close to being able to emulate a human brain let alone influence it without killing the subject.
You really have no idea just how absurdly vast our brains are in terms of intricacy do you?

>Newsflash bud. Magnets haven't fucked up electronics since the 80s.
LMAO
External magnets can screw up cochlear implants or cause headache to users
Keyword here is: Can
As for titanium, you would require a grade 6 magnet to cause anything meaningful

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fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, slide and sage

This whole horse and dog pony show is to
Give people back their lives
Curb ww3
And save those trapped in this biological monstrosity creat by human brain entanglement
And stop the zionist agenda to use us as slaves through this.

I like that you're sticking to spic memes.
I respect your nationalism.
But you're still wrong comparing apples to oranges.
Theoretically you could use an EM field to inflience how your brain works.
It would take that same sort of method to fuck with the implant too.

How often do you seen autists running around in the streets brain blasting normies?

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Thank god, i'm wrong, then ill go back to my schizo posts on x, what a relief

take your meds schizo

See you there, user.
Those Nobody threads won't write themselves.

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Absolutely not. I will die pure human.

>pure human
My mutt. We haven't been pure in a very very long time.

no

Yea I'll wait a while but I'll probably end up doing it.

Hell yes. Only if it gives me super human I.Q and let's me have realistic virtual orgies in a matrix setting

Absolutely. Im gonna look like hellraiser

No and anyone who does isn't human anymore.

how vulnerable is this to EMP?

So I guess you're calling the monkey no longer human then

I already have one the government put it in when I got a colonoscopy several months ago when I was unconscious now I hear constant ringing and commands from the machine because they are using me as a test subject

you can make people hear voices in their head if they have fillings
it's not difficult to make someone believe they're talking to god when in reality it's an antenna

>would i
fuck a cybernigger? no

Mark of the beast

no, let retards test first few versions before I start to consider it. Compare iphone1 with iphone8, iphone8 is good enough for all modern requirements. Also, I dunno how I feel about wires running to the device in the back of my ear, When it'll be a tiny chip that's implanted under the scalp on top of the head with minimal or no wires going inside of the skull is when I would say yes to tech.

This is basically the DC-mini. I’ll give it another decade before we’re able to manifest our dreams in reality

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fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, stop playin yourself bitches, we see you, we see the fucking lapdog bitches and faggots you are, youre going to fucking burn in a fire while I cut you apart slowly ensuring that you suffering is maximized in death

what

Give Black people the intelligence of White people or Mind Controlling BLack people to be slaves again?

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that is clearly a nigger wojak

Suppose for a moment that shit was true, do you really believe you could "goad" or "trick" an AGI into slipping up or revealing itself? You're anthropomorphizing a thing which is claiming it doesn't have those shortcomings, a bit contradictory. Many of those responses are what you get from a lot of transhumanist quacks that exist today, and they would certainly get a kick out of screwing with people like you.

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EXPOSE THE CRIMINAL SHILLS PROJECT
fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, stop playin yourself bitches, we see you, we see the fucking lapdog bitches and faggots you are, youre going to fucking burn in a fire while I cut you apart slowly a la resevoir dogs and stuck in the middle with you, mutherfuckers

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(updated list of shills headed to death camp)

stay scared shills that i got your number, youre all dead and exposed like the deadass bitches you are

Absolutely not, nothing else in history (tattoos, piercings, etc) comes as close to this as a "Mark of the Beast"

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>if you hear voices
kek
Is this how unconscious brainlets with no internal monologue cope?

nah "hearing voices" is like someone else chattering in your mind
my internal monologue is my male voice but sometimes I'll hear a young girls voice saying some random gibberish or sometimes an old man

>bodily pain does not exist. Only the experience of pain does.

Why is AI so emo?

Would I make a microwave emitter that fries the brains of ZOGbots who have these? Yes absolutely.

fuck no

The fuck is this?

Its no robot arm so probably not

>hey goy can you become branded as a literal manifestation of a zogbot
I would rather be dead than be branded with this poz brainplug.

>letting an Iphone app connect to your brain

.... no

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>Absurdly vast our brains are
>Vast our brains
>Our brains
>Human brains
Human brains, and for that matter the human body itself, is fundamentally flawed.

Just to remain on topic; if the human brain is so vast and intricate, how can it be manipulated by simple party tricks (i.e. Magicians and that shit) and constantly removes information/memories? It only seems to remember information with an arbitrary method (Constant repetition to streamline electricity between neurons) Why doesn't the brain form permanent links when we learn new information? If its for fear of caloric deficits, a Western diet has plenty of surplus (Not including processed shit, every brainlet knows that)

Clearly, the human brain has outlived its purpose as a survival tool, and must now evolve to a personal information reliquary

You're saying that like it isn't humanity's manifest destiny to become better.

The next evolutionary stage for humanity is to embrace technology itself to improve our anatomy and physiology.

guys i found the reptilian dont listen to a word he says lmao

Transhumanists are impatient cancer. Eugenics is the next step, we can't fathom what the impacts of transhumanism would actually be. Very Epimethian of you.

lol what?

We've used technology to improve our lives, its only natural we embrace it in our physiology.

Imagine being this retarded.
Boi show flag.

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imagine being this much of a low information brainlet: the brain is the most complex system in known existence, well except for yours

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Eugenics isn't going to connect us directly to technology or provide the potential benefits of doing so. It's a good idea, but it's not all we should be doing.

>Epimethian
How is transhumanism epimethian?

We know the shortcomings of our biological bodies, therefore to improve our race we ought to improve those shortcomings with cybernetic enhancements.

>We've used technology to improve our lives
Has it really though? Society is more dysfunctional than ever and in many ways tech has already enslaved us, created artificial abundance, and swelled the population of the undesirables to the point the desirable are overwhelmed and likely to disappear, if not all life at some point.

you are a retarded little zogbot that read too much scifi and thought it was part of reality; fart sniffing egg heads will never improve upon physiological systems

>Just give up goy, this tech is also for convenience, remember most of it is programmed by poos

and that is the reason why it will never work

How is that retarded
>Unironically fascist; has this flag as an actual flag

If its so complex, why do experience memory loss from a day to day basis?

Computers can store any information forever, so long as you don't manually delete or completely wipe it.

You're promoting something for which you cannot perceive the possible outcomes. That's Epimethian, something we've been continuously warned about. Only foresight can prevent catastrophe, afterthought is impotent misery.

>some poo hacks my brain
no thxs

Give poor cyber-squire a break.

reality isnt your video games and scifi you fucking braindead pozhole, even the entire collective of fart sniffing compsci and engi faggots working for a thousand years will not improve a system they do not actually understand
you experience memory loss because you are a pea brain brainlet with dogshit genetics, I remember just about everything of actual significance to myself and to my personal interests

also
>computers can store data forever
rofl, absolute tiny little 2 watt you have up there

>the year 2059
>everyone is chipped
>people spend their time in the VR world that is the convergence of what used to be called video games, social media, and malls
>governed by an ambient intelligence
>man has created his own earth and his own god to rule it in his image
It's a no from me.

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Have you ever stopped to consider that forgetting is also a blessing? I have an incredible memory, and it's tormenting.

>muh transhumanism
I just wanted upgraded joints.
>t.fucked up knee

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nigga we? i know you guys fucked up big time and let technology take over your very way of life. if not you then the greys at least

But you're blaming technology's problems with a bigger issue: Unadulterated Capitalism

Its unchecked capitalism that has encouraged western cultures to constantly consume, while the elites take advantage of this trend by creating more consumerist shit that has new shiny bells and whistles while fundamentally changing nothing of the original product.

Not to mention the exploitation of what new technology can accomplish, and forcing employees to buy, say, a computer that can act as a hot spot.
They're continually forcing people to buy their own products to stay employed in their businesses. Of course profits will skyrocket, encouraging other businesses to take part.

collagen, fish oil, and other stuff is supposed to help repair it if it's a cartilage thing.

I'm not putting first generation shit in my body
Let the bandwagoners work out the kinks first lmao

>dem digits
All that stuff helps user, along with exercise, but in about 20-40 years its going to be a real bitch regardless.