APOCALYPSE GUARANTEED BY 2020

>Swiss made
>Israeli made
Fucking doublejew

I want to be stuck in a bunker with her.

I will just die, living in a hole is too depressing.

>if they find out you have one
So unenforceable law just used as scaretactics or to take advantage of people hiring spooks instead of trustworthy people.

>no blonde
>no bunker
i am a failure.

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This sounds like something California would do.

you obviously haven't honed your NEET isolation skills. on the plus side you are probably very well trained in jungle environments and spear warfare.

Imagine building a bunker just so you can wait slightly longer to starve to death or die of radiation sickness in whatever would be left of the world

>living underground
think higher. i aint dying underground

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we're going to do it again, but this time we don't expect anything. just buying four years of holding back the spic and nigger horde.

>Living in a hole to emerge into a destroyed and polluted world with nothing to do but eek out a last miserable few years

Good luck getting trapped there and die like a rat.
At least you'll take out your frustration on that blonde bimbo.

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EXPOSE THE CRIMINAL SHILLS PROJECT
fucking die shill criminals, you all get the rope, goodbye, we know who you are, every single time you post on here we will know its you and that we are planning to kill you, stop playin yourself bitches, we see you, we see the fucking lapdog bitches and faggots you are, youre going to fucking burn in a fire while I cut you apart slowly a la resevoir dogs and stuck in the middle with you, mutherfuckers

youtube.com/watch?v=XIMg2Xw4_8s

(updated list of shills headed to death camp)

Scrooge McDuck hated the jews. This image is an insult to an AnCap hero.

um okay thank you

I feel too much space is wasted below the floor and should be used for storage, water filtration system, ac/heat ducts, beds, etc,

>Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man
Smart /pols/ will shoot and scoot

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Where do they get power from?

nice npc response. you obviously know nothing about nuclear survival or radiation. you'll be out roaming like a bitch begging for scraps and everyone will reject you.

I'm waiting out world destruction on top of a building. Oh hello there Mr. Drone!

Maximum autism

>*electrical grid goes offline and liquid petroleum shipments cease*

are there any good guides on building a bunker? like the exact process? i guess you'd need an excavator, dig up some area, put the metal cannister or even a shipping container? how does ventillation work?

my parents own a big plot of land i could probably construct one of these if the cost is under or around $30k or so

>Smart /pols/ will shoot and scoot
Not in that POS I hope.

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Diesel generator. Plus some will have solar in addition.

australia has something called 'anti fortification laws'.
basically you are not allowed to build anything that the police can not enter within seconds if need be.

it is rarely enforced, but technically you are not allowed to even have a fence higher than 5 feet here.

Both, faggot. you need a place to hunker down sometimes when shit gets too hot. A good bunker shouldnt have to be defended

Of course a fucking boomer bunker has a couch and a TV. Fucking typical. Everything goes to shit and you gotta maintain getting fat watching TV. Useless generation.

Holy shit thats awful

That looks so comfy

sounds ike you need 10 feet wide perimeter of the worst thorn bushes your country has. good luck jumping

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if a rapist gets a thorn in his foot while breaking in, you could be charged with attempted murder.

Just murder the thief with your bantz

discuss it on Jow Forums. ausland may be fucked, but you guys still have a court system that respects self defense. chin up.

I will hope in my sailboat and float somewere in the ocean

this one is old, but it's a good entry level primer.... i have it sitting on my bookshelf

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I live in the middle of amazonas, why the fuck would I need that shit?

Schizo take your meds

What gay liberal state do you live in? It's not like you're building pitfall traps in your yard.

That bunker won't protect you from 5G. You have to come out eventually. You have to take off your grounded shielding suit eventually. You have to eat eventually, which requires a functional ecology.

Fuck bunkers. Prepare, but focus on fixing the problems before "it" happens.

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Die in a fire

self defense is extremely uncommon here.
most people being attacked will freeze in place, afraid of both death and severe consequences for reacting.
the government, courts and police official stance on self defense is 'dont even think about it'.

also australian courts are arguably some of the most corrupt anywhere on earth.
we have real radical marxists actually working as judges and discriminating against white/middle class people in every decision.

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I dont need a bunker if im already planning to kill myself

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I will divert entire rivers to drown the elite in their bunkers like the Jew rats they are.

I would likely kill my attacker and then anyone involved in prosecuting me for doing so. You kill a prosecutor and judge and suddenly no one wants to fuck with you.

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>in case theres a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the house

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>NPC response
>says the special snowflake that thinks it would somehow survive the nuclear holocaust
>thinks bunkers contain unlimited food and water
>thinks it could get irradiated food and water from the surface and survive
>thinks it would have the will to live and manage not to get murdered in the wasteland/die of illness
>

fucking gross legs bitch do some squats you whore

no fucking way

this is the unfinished Fontainbleu in Las Vegas , isn't it? It was never completed, the family that was building it ran out of money? That is the Stratosphere Tower, there in Vegas, by the way.

the old and now demolished Silverbird Casino used to be right about where this picture was taken from.

Oi yu gotta loicence for tha pit?

Get on my level dudes.

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NEETs still have internet, video games, porn... you would stare at the wall all day until you die of starvation or dehydration.

>How's your bunker coming along, Jow Forums?
Hiding like a little mouse, no thanks. Fight like a Klingon.

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bunker, what fun is that?

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Fuck the bunker, I'm rawdogging this bitch

Lookin pretty sharp I must say.

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>totally this

I'm already suicidal. Apocalypse is just going to make it worse.

If it happens just enjoy your last hours on the planet and end it.

dude, just fuck men.

Oi, you got a license for that? Gonna have ta bin that bin

>youtube.com/watch?v=XIMg2Xw4_8s
Fucking hell man, come on.

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what state?

>You kill a prosecutor and judge and suddenly
you're a terrorist and the cops just spray you with machine-gun fire.

you better believe i'd BUNK HER, know what i'm sayin'? c'mon, y'all do ...

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What? Life becomes a battle royale and you just quit?

Join a clan of commies or fascists and fight for something you fucking pussy. At least let the spite flow through you and try to find a banker to guillotine in the streets or something.

I mean if you're just going to kill yourself, can you do it BEFORE the apocalypse? I don't need a bunch of Negative Nancys ruining a perfectly good collapse of civilization.

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u got a posting loicance moyte?

The Mongol way of things is the best way you show the rest of the world you're not to be fucked with.

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You would facilitate her sleeping patterns in a time of distress

I'm afraid I don't follow. Can you elaborate?

natural and hidden

Legit kekked

Who said trump was the cause?

my neighbors are stockpilling stuff for me, they just don't know it yet

>Spend $50,000 on a bunker
>Nothing ever happens
>Should have listened Jow Forums

Poorly. I don't even own land. Don't fall for the "rent is cheaper" meme.

That’s why you never reveal the location of your bunker retard

who need a bunker when you have a can opener ?

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Proof

Imagine having a nice bunker like that and then on the day of the great happening you’re somewhere in Bermuda or something

All that would have to happen is to be snowed in for a week for it to be worth it.

Collapse is in 2024, stop lying.
You still have time pol, get to saving.

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Im still gonna have a little something to get through a couple weeks tho. Man, the power could legit go out for a month. Without some kind of water and food you would be pretty fucked.

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This is the only true bunker to be proud of:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ftc6igmfWtk

Can't build a bunker where I am, but I'm working a vault into my house design. Wouldn't be hard to add some air filtration and sleeping quarters, I guess.

kek

Guaranteed by who? Because if it's a random Jow Forums shithead, I'm not wasting the money.

your not escaping the harvest that easy, goy