Brit/pol/ - it’s too hot to sleep edition
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pwease toike me to de ethnowstate
Can't handle a little heat?
>Greeks
>Human
Nah m8
hello frens
Every nonce in this thread equals 1 vote by me for labour in the next local and general elections.
They’ll be getting one vote then ey
Send help
excluding you im guessing?
Burger here. Is it unreasonable for me to be elated this glorious chap is now Leader of the House of Commons?
Lads I'm sweating like a fucking desert camel's fanny here.
How's been your day my anglobros?
Countries fucked either way My fan just broke, in for the long night
HOT M8
I know, so damn hot
I don't understand why you bongs don't just make hot weather illegal.
Based
Subhuman
It’s not that hot
Extinction rebellion are on the case pal
Meant for you
>british
>white
>bollocks
Bollocks
Your last name is very british
AC master race reporting in! haha (they called me mad last week buying one. )
Based 0.07% hwhite get
>Princess
Yep
After 7 hours of playing Sky in the background, after first rewinding to just before May left for the Queen after I woke up and skipping repeats and weather, I've finally caught up on the day.
what the hell was Boris thinking?!?
Penny would have been a tremendous asset to his cabinet - why didn't he retain her!!!
Is Rees-Mogg in a good role now?
Can we just trust Boris with his turkroach genes?
>Penny would have been a tremendous asset to his cabinet - why didn't he retain her!!!
I presume she was asking for something that he wasn't prepared to deliver or she had divided loyalties.
No idea really. Shame.
>Is Rees-Mogg in a good role now?
He's where we need him to be as Leader of the Commons, foiling the plots of traitors like Grieve and using his wizard-like knowledge of parliamentary procedure to outwit Bercow.
Rapturous Joy!
So he controls the Governments legislation?
i want a qt spanish girlfriend immediately
>So he controls the Governments legislation?
Ultimately Boris as PM, but many have procedural management (like JR-M)
The big issue at the moment is to prevent further attempts to hijack government legislation with BRExit blocking amendments like Grieve has done.
He controls the government's strategy for getting legislation done in the Commons by invoking 400-year-old procedures from memory.
AHHHHHHHH
you've done a number on him
but you're incapable of talking to girls???
DUDE, JUST TURN ON YOUR AC LMAO
This.
No I just dont reply to shitskins.
looooooooool accurate thread title
you're such a cringy virgin
Nope, go to sleep no shitskin.
>import middle easterners
>it gets hotter
Fucking LMAO, solved the global warming thing, innit?
Wait is Boris Johnson actually PM now or is that a meme?
HURRAH! For the new hero of Jow Forums
>Wait is Boris Johnson actually PM now or is that a meme?
Yup. He was made PM about 3PM Wednesday.
Jow Forums used meme magic to make it so.
Nah, just a toss, m8. May is still PM. The media's just going along with the Boris meme because it gets funnier the longer it goes on.
Glad May's gone. She was an absolutely useless cunt.
what do you mean by no when you've never had sex lol
Happy now, you fucking wankers? You've just put a bunch of fucking thatcherites and no-deal loonies in power. Britain is dead
Yes. I am beyond happy. The only thing that would make me happier is Our Nige as PM and BRExit party in power instead of the cucked Tories.
Never mind. Can't have everything...
Morning, lads.
So rate the new cabinet.
I hope all black people in London burn.
You can't nab the raab
Remove everyone except for Boris and Mogg, then add Farage, and finally abolish democracy and hang all Remainers; with that, Britain would be saved.
> British
> White
Come on.
Hello Bong
is that mogg job any good? looks like a glorified secretary bitch job
>Has a majority of just 200
>Cabinet minister in three consecutive Prime Ministers
How the fuck does Amber Rudd do it?
seems comfy to me
Boris has promised us a futuristic star trek-like utopia I for one am absolutely convinced
His job is to use ancient parliamentary knowledge of arcane tricks to prevent the Speaker and Remainers from fucking over Brexit. He was literally built for the job.
>How the fuck does Amber Rudd do it?
Takes it up the dirt box. Except with Theresa obv. She was into cuckolding, so she frigged herself with a rolled up Tory manifesto while her husband Phillip fucked Amber in every hole she had.
>Boris has promised us a futuristic star trek-like utopia I for one am absolutely convinced
Which one?
That's because your mutt genes are adapted for life in the tropics.
hello lads I am 3% British and I will tell you who is white
Hello Yank.
Shut the fuck up ice nigger
The absolute state of the mutt
>that flag
>calling anyone mutt
try again
What crime do I have to commit to be flogged by Priti?
How's your day looking?
Two days left of this monstrous heat then it fucks off again, hallelujah.
Buy a window unit and drink water you fucking retarded non-adaptive bong.
Putting the kettle on, lads. Who wants one?
Based and olive pilled
We only have air conditioning in super markets and offices.
Big Phil had a skip in his step for a reason
>What crime do I have to commit to be flogged by Priti?
Any Thoughtcrime will do. Ideally, "Not wanting to bring back hanging".
Hanging's too good for Remain fuckers. Traitors the lot of them.
Those units that sit inside the room they are supposed to be cooling are garbage. Just get a window unit for half that price and twice the cooling power.
I keep trying, but for some reason the word mutt is all I can think. Maybe if you explained how you are Irish-American...
that and the fact it costs a fuck load of leccy
Too white. This is modern Britain you fucking bigot, make way for POC.
give me a break mate there's like 5 white people left here and I'm one of them
Well sell self install window units at walmart. Can you not order a 100 euro model and put it in your window?
>POC
Is that a nigger, spic, yid, kraut, mudslime, sand nigger, rice nigger or some other variant?
>she will never sentence me to a swift and remorseless death for my terrible crimes
>also, she will never bully me after sending me to death
It hurts.
I'm in the 37 zone.
It's going to melt me .
I'm a cold weather Anglo, this heat is for foreigners with dusky skin.
Yeah, but, in fairness, that's exactly what a kike would say.
>units at walmart
The mutt cannot conceive of a world without Walmart.
Wanking while wearing her used panties on your head
We're doomed, lads.
>Africa's Working-Age Population to Top Asia's by 2100
bloomberg.com
>they literally can't
edgy racis xDdd